Devin: Since I'm at an airport and I have nothing to do except wait for the already 1 hour late plane, I guess I'll just make the second chapter. Thank you izzy for getting me started on this fanfiction stuff. It's a great way to waste time.

Austin: Why do you always compliment izzy? Why can't you ever compliment me?

Devin: Because shuttup.

Austin: Suck up -.-

Devin: Where the heck is the disclaim-

Ike: Sorry I'm late! I was busy defeating Kirby over and over again… He's always camping just to do that annoying ass taunt…

Devin: Woah! Ike! You came here all the way from Nintendo?

Ike: What are you talking about…? It's just around the-

Devin: Never mind. Just do the disclaimer.

Ike: Sure. Devin does not own Naruto or Fullmetal alchemist. He doesn't own Nintendo either.

The room was tense. The ninjas in the room quickly surrounded the Akatsuki intruder, but he just smiled. Then the man pulled off his hat and glanced around the room, still cheerful. Everyone else was stunned in surprise. Kakashi recovered first.

"Itachi…? Is that you?" he questioned.

"The one and only," Itachi responded, "Who else could I be?"

"But… I thought Sasuke killed you!" said Shikamaru, "It couldn't have been a clone, and you were bleeding and everything! We even saw a body!" Itachi cocked his head to one side, considering how to answer.

"The person he killed was a special type of clone," said Itachi, and seeing the question on Shikamaru's face, he continued, "I developed a new jutsu. It allows me to control a clone by changing my conscious self into a puppet, so that when one body dies I go to the next body. The clone is an exact replica of my real body, and it will act as a real human since my soul still controls it. But it's risky if the other body is damaged.

"WAIT FOR ME!" Naruto yelled as, for the third time, the door bust open. But he was quickly disposed of and soon there was another hole in the face of the first hokage's sculpture. A few moments later, Sasuke stirred. Everyone gathered around him as he blinked slowly. He blushed and smiled as Sakura kissed him, but tried to hide it by turning away sharply and pretending to glare at Itachi. Itachi returned the glare, but grinned and said,

"Got a girlfriend, little brother?" And Sasuke muttered something that sounded like "bathroom" and he got up and quickly left the room. But everyone saw him glance back at Sakura. Itachi was still grinning.

"I forgot how fun it was to live in Konoha," he said.

½ a month later, when all the villagers finally got used to Itachi's return.

Kakashi and Itachi were called to Tsunade's office to receive a special hunt-and-destroy mission.

"You called for us?" asked Itachi as he and Kakashi entered the room. Kakashi, sensing this was meant to be kept secret, closed the door behind them and locked it.

"Yes," began Tsunade, but she hesitated. After some time, she decided to keep going, "Madara's movements have started to concern everyone in the country. All of the nations have created a union, and everyone is trying to get more information about him." Itachi raised his eyebrows, expecting what was about to come.

"Since we… so fortunately have a double agent here who worked under Akatsuki for some time..." continued Tsunade, glancing at Itachi, "I think we'd better put this advantage to use. I assume that you know all of the Akatsuki hideouts?" Itachi chuckled.

"No one in the group knew all of the locations," he said, "each person only knew about ¼ of all the secret hideouts, and we communicated through hologram projecting jutsus. That's why Pein always camped out in the Hidden Rain tower hideout- he never had to go anywhere anyway." Tsunade frowned at this information.

"So…" she said slowly, "you can't help us?"

"I wouldn't say that," replied Itachi, "but I may not be as good of a use as you might think." But Tsunade waved her hand dismissively.

"Any lead is better than no lead," she said. Then Kakashi looked at her.

"When do you want us to go?" he asked. She frowned again, considering.

"How about…as soon as possible?" she told them. It wasn't a suggestion.

Devin: Yay! Second chapter complete.

Kakashi: I still don't have a good part…

Devin: It's coming up, don't worry. Itachi's just more important than you right now.

Itachi: Ha. I win.

Kakashi: Someday I'm going to kill you, and every time Devin resurrects you I'll kill you again.

Devin: Not in my story, you won't. Now shut up and go away. Alright people, rate, comment, whatever. Oh also, schools starting and I've got really strict parents, so I might not update a lot. In fact, I might not update at all… for a really long time. So don't be too surprised.