Devin: Holy Ra, fourth chapter? Unbelievable. I thought I would only make it up to two chapters until I gave up. Oh well, I guess it's a good thing.

Deidara: Hey hey hey! Deidara here, what's going on hn?

Devin: Oh. My. God. Deidara. Is. In. My. Fanfic. Best moment EVAR.

Deidara: Yeah, I'm awesome, you all love me. Cuz I am the BOMB. Literally. Hn.

Devin: Yeah… you're amazing! It sucked that you died…

Deidara: Wait WHAT HN?

Devin: …oh, nothing, nothing. Um… so you came for the disclaimer right?

Deidara: Yeah… I was getting to that… Devin does not own Naruto or Fullmetal Alchemist.

Devin: Hey you didn't say "hn"!

Deidara: Hn?

The portal whirled and flashed behind Madara. Occasional it would seem to shudder, as if the energy it contained was too much for it to hold. But then it would steady again, still as threatening as ever. Itachi glanced uncertainly at Kakashi, but Kakashi did not seem to be at all nervous. Instead he slammed his left fist into the ground, and the creatures in the room stirred. A serpent, 10 feet long and as thin as a pencil, slithered out of the shadows and in front of Kakashi and Itachi. It opened its mouth and hissed, and by doing so, shot a dozen razor-sharp needles at Madara. He leaped out of the way and the needles hit the blue and purple vortex, vanishing into it. Nothing happened. The snake shot forward and attacked Madara viciously, biting and snapping at him nonstop. Kakashi quickly followed up with his still active chidori, and Madara grabbed the snake and stabbed it with a kunai. Itachi's hands were a blur as he started making hand signs. Kakashi slammed the chidori into the place Madara was, but Madara flipped into the air. Quickly, Kakashi clasped his hands together and made fourteen hands signs while Madara was still in the air.

"Earth style, giant earth pillar!" he yelled, and a huge wall of stone shot out of the ground behind Madara. Madara hit the wall, and grunted in pain. But Itachi gave no chance to recover.

"Fire style, ten flaming dragons!" Itachi exclaimed, then put his hand to his mouth and blew out air. Ten dragons made up entirely of fire came out of his mouth by one and shot toward Madara at unbelievable speeds. Madara took off his mask and opened his other eye, which had the same design as the eye he used to open the portal. But instead of the spiral circling clockwise, the one on this eye circled counterclockwise. As soon as his eye opened, time slowed to a crawl. Everything froze. The dragons hung suspended in midair, Kakashi stood paralyzed, and Itachi was still holding his hand to his mouth.

"Ch…" Kakashi managed to say through his clenched teeth. Madara walked down the wall at a leisurely pace and back onto the ground.

"Hmm… I've never used that eye before." He said, sounding just a little interested in the power, "I must use it more often." But then, he gasped and collapsed. He clutched his eye, and screamed. Time returned to normal. Itachi dropped his arms, Kakashi fell forward, and the dragons blasted the stone pillar into dust. A moment of silence passed, where all three ninjas gasped for breath and the only sound was the billowing dust blanket filling the room. Then Madara stood.

"I've been fooling around enough. It's time for me to show you my true power," he said. Then his hands moved in a blur, forming hand signs.

"Demon style," said Madara, and Itachi and Kakashi exchanged glances, "Dark reincarnation!" 20 zombies, 20 ghouls, and 20 monsters rose out of the ground, cracking the floor. Each one went to fight one of the beasts that Kakashi had summoned earlier.

"Aegis style. Endless barrier." Said Madara, and now every creature inside the area Madara, Itachi, and Kakashi were now transported outside an invisible barrier, so that none of them could get in, but Kakashi and Itachi could not get out. Madara lowered his hands, and stared at Kakashi and Itachi. He charged forward, and Itachi and Kakashi rushed towards Madara.

"Mangekyou sharingan!" they all yelled at once. Madara was set on fire, and then transported into Kakashi's sharingan void. Kakashi and Itachi suddenly found themselves blocked by the portal, and tumbled in, unable to stop themselves.

"Fullmetal Alchemist," a voice echoed in the vortex. But Itachi and Kakashi were too busy to care, and they tumbled downwards into a bottomless pit of nothing.

Devin: Hm… I don't know… I didn't like that chapter. Thought that there might be a little more you know?

Izzy: Hey, it was better than my action scenes.

Devin: Yeah, but you're way better at romance then me. I just thought maybe there should be more fighting…

Austin: How do you make up these names? I mean all the jutsus and stuff

Devin: I dunno, they sorta just come to me while I'm writing the story. Ugh I hate my chapters! They're so short… I bet everyone hates me.

Izzy and Austin: DON'T BE EMO.

Devin: Meh whatever it just means more chapters. Oh well, rate comment, blah blah blah