Disclaimer: DO. NOT. OWN. Also I'm sorta kinda stealing this idea from who ever came up with it first because it's been done for like EVERY fandom. EVER.
Nine Rumors about Neil Perry and the One No One Believed:
10. He had to go to summer school for chemistry because him and Knox accidentally blew up one of the labs and killed Mr. Jenkins cat Snuggles.
9.Him and that Dalton kid ran a candy smuggling ring way back in first year and they still have stuff stashed in the ceiling of the Latin room.
8. His middle name is Oswald.
7. In second year he saved Dr. Hagar's dog from drowning in the lake and from a burning building.
6. A bunch of photos of him got passed around and are now hanging up in dorms of half the girls at Henley Hall
5.In third year he got caught trying to free frogs from dissection with that Pitts guy, you know, the tall one.
4. Mr. Nolan invites him to his private yacht every year during spring break. He never goes.
3. He's on a first name basis with the President.
2. The Perry's are really a long line of a) Ninjas, b) CIA Agents, or c) Aliens.
1. Him and Todd Anderson are hooked up....pssssh, as if.
A.N. Hahaha, looks like I didn't get this done by my birthday, oh well.
-C
