Disclaimer: DO. NOT. OWN. Also I'm sorta kinda stealing this idea from who ever came up with it first because it's been done for like EVERY fandom. EVER.

WARNING! Plot Holes have been detected in your fandom. These dangerous story shortcomings kill hundreds if not five characters each year. Be alert. Use caution. Know the signs.

Ten Signs of Plot Holes:

10. Mr. Perry going against everything he stands for suddenly has a new found understanding of his son and his interests.

9. Charlie has inexplicably stopped smoking, swearing, and sleeping around. Approach with extreme caution if he is magically 4 inches taller.

8. Upon any investigation Cameron is excused as studying, being sick, or having been reduced to a smoldering pile of ash.

7. Things that haven't been invented yet start magically popping into existence. Nobody seems baffled by this sudden influx of Star Trek, Oreos, and The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

6. Turns out Neil, Todd, Charlie, and Knox all have twins/sisters/cousins that we've never heard of before, in fact the out poets haven't even heard of them, including their supposed kin. No one thinks to ask for a blood test or anything.

5.Neil's a ghost. And instead of calling up Ghostbusters everyone seems content to chat with him like this isn't anymore out of the ordinary than a substitute teacher. As in 'Oh hey look, Neil's a ghost. So what'd you get for #4?'

4. The Dalton's flashing some cash and Charlie reappearing at Welton faster than you can say quidditch. Because nothing says Tradition, Honor, Discipline, and Excellence like a bribe does.

3. When the poets start spewing out their 'own verse' which is actually written by Thoreau/Whitman/Emerson/Shakespeare. Despite being in a poetry club nobody seems to notice.

2. Allow girls in. Sure, it may go against everything the school stands for, be unnecessary and implausible but apparently none of that matters anymore.

1. Comformistly-Non-Conformist girls who love poetry, are smart, open minded, and every once in a while pretending to be boys start multiplying like rabbits. Neil and or Knox and or Charlie and or Todd fall ridiculously head over heels and Pitts and or Meeks and or Cameron get shoved into a sad little corner even though they were here first.

If you encounter any of these dangerous situations back away slowly and contact the appropriate authorities to report your sighting.

Remember only YOU can stop Plot Holes. A.N. I may be guilty of a few of these...but hopefully not too many. And certainly not the big 3.

-C