SheldOg21: I don't own Naruto. If I did Naruto Shippuden movie 3 would have been dubbed in the U.S by now.

A Date!

Hinata's longest Day

"D-D-D-DATE!" yelled Hinata. The red on her face not hiding itself.

"Hinata don't worry I've read enough Teen Ninja magazines to know how a proper date should go." Ino said proudly.

"Teen Ninja! Everyone knows Female Ninja Monthly has all the real info!" Tenten said.

"Ya right Tenten, when I want to know 10 ways to keep my weapons clean on missions I'll read Female Ninja Monthly!"

While the two were going back and forth Sakura and Hinata went on their way to Ichiraku Ramen. On the way over Sakura gave Hinata the low down on dealing with Naruto. Such as when to tell him just to shut up or when a fist needs to meet his face.

While on the other hand...

Naruto just left the hospital, he was on his was to the ramen stand until...

"Hey Naruto!" yelled out a husky voice. Naruto turned around to see..

"Hey Pervy Sage! Oww!" Naruto yelled as Jiraiya hit him on the head.

"I told you not to call me that idiot!" The Toad Sage said to his soon to be apprentice. "Now come on, I need you help with something."

Naruto's eyes lit up with excitement, then they look at the Sage with disappointment. "Forget it. I'm not helping you peek into the bath house again."

"IT'S NOT THAT! And it was only once." said Jiraiya as he thought back to that day...

*Flashback

No way!

Come on kid.

I sad no!

I'll teach you a new jutsu.

What one?

Uh...Toad Flame Bombs!

Sweet!

Naruto, you know what to do.

Sexy Jutsu!

Now here put this camera in you hair.

Ok.

5 minuets later

AHHHHHHHHH!

GET BACK HERE NARUTO!

*Flashback end

"...That day I had 14 broken bones" Naruto cringed at the memory.

"Well the mission was a fail but, it was nice seeing Tsunade run around in nothing but a her underwear(Me: Why does that sound awesome and WRONG at the same time?) . But forget about that this time I really need your help!"

"Ok Pervy Sage what it?" He then handed Naruto a letter. It read:

Dear Great Jiraiya

I just loved you original manuscript you gave to me. After reading it over and over I just had to ask if you could make another one for me. I will pay you handsomely, how does 1,000,000 ryo sound? (Watch Naruto episode 177)

From Lord of the Claw country

"And what do you need my help for?" Naruto asked The Sage

"He is talking about the one you wrote! Dammit I don't have time.." Jiraiya quickly grabbed Naruto and quickly ran to the Hot springs aka Jiraiya's place for inspiration.

"Why do I get the feeling I forgot something?" Naruto asked himself

5 hours Later

It was a train wreak. From bad to totally ****ed up. Hinata's day was the worst in the Leaf Village history(Well not counting the day the 9-tails attacked). Her hair was covered with brown patches and twigs, her face was scratched up and even the nice dress she wore was ruined! As Hinata entered her home she ran into Neji.

"Lady Hinata! What happened to you?"

She slowly turned her head to him. Her face had a smile on it.

"Oh just fine Cousin"

"...Ok then"

"...IF YOU CALL MY WORST DAY EVER "FINE"! THEN IT WAS JUST DANDY!"

"o_0" As Neji slowly back around the corner he swore he saw a doorway into the Hell itself in Hinata's eyes, then he knew... it was time to leave.

Now, lets look back at her day!

4 and a half hours ago.

Sakura had brought Hinata to a clothing store. Hinata had protested that a simple bowl of Ramen doesn't require a dress, but you know Sakura...

"Isn't this a bit much" said Hinata as she looked at the dresses Sakura picked out. "And their all...pink"

"Ya Sakura. We need to get her something that matches her hair" said Ino.

Hinata and Sakura looked at Ino what puzzled looks.

"When did you get here?" they both asked.

"How dare you leave me, and I'm shocked. How can I be any kind of ninja without being stealthy."

Ino showed Hinata the dress she picked out. I was a light purple color and just Hinata's size. Hinata and Sakura both agreed that it was perfect.

1 hour and 30 minuets later(because its best to leave the "girl talk" out ._. )

Hinata was walking around the Village. Naruto didn't say what time to be at the Raman stand but it's best to get there early than late. On her way she ran into someone...one of the few people the leaf village was scared of. Not Orochimaru, not Anko, not Itachi, but Tsunade...a drunk Tsunade(The 5th Hokage+ Alcohol+ Super Strength= Not good). Hinata tried to turn and run but it was to late!

'HAY Hinato! I heard Naruta asked ya out!"

"Umm...ya." Hinata tried to walk past her, but...

"Aww come here!" Tsunade garbed Hinata and gave her a bone crushing hug. "I'm so happy for you!"

Tsunade let go of Hinata but not before she garbed he shoulders and look into her eyes.

"Now Hinara, now that you and Naruke are going out I need to have "The talk" with you. "Now when a mammy and daddy love each other very much..."

"NOOOOOO" Hinata screamed

2 hours and 1 uncomfortable talk later...

After Hinata's "Talk" with the Hokage she was confused and wandering around. She just couldn't get it out of her mind. She heard...things. Things that would haunt her for YEARS to come. Hinata had fainted seven times but Tsunade revived her each time and kept on talking.

Hinata walked towards the Raman stand but she heard a sound. It came from the ally.

"Meow" soon a small cat walked out of the ally. The cat was orange and had dark strips that made it look like a tiger. And it had a red bow on its ear.

Hinata went over to the cat and bent down. "Why hello there. Whats your name?" She went in to pet the cat but...

"Rawww" The cat jumped up and scratched Hinata all over her face.

"Ahhh!" Hinata yelled. She stepped back and looked at the cat.

It was just sitting there looking at something. Hinata looked over to what the cat was staring at. Akamaru was walking towards them.

"Woof(We meet again Tora)" he barked

"Meow(Its been a long time my Rival)"

"Bark Bark(Last time we meet you had the upper hand, but this time no one is here to help you!)"

"Meow(Ha! We shall see Akamaru!)"

Tora and Akamaru charged at each other. Hinata swore it was like a scene in an old cartoon, A giant dust cloud covered them as they had their semi-epic duel. The cloud moved closer to Hinata, but she was too freaked out to move. Hinata got caught up in the cloud as it carried her away from the Raman stand.

(Ten: Why did you do that to Hinata! Me: Its all part of the master plan here.)

Hinata didn't know how long she was in there but what she did know was as she was thrown out she rolled down a hill through several bushes and landed face first in mud. Hinata got up and wiped the mud off her face. She finally made it to the ramen stand to see Ayame just about to close it.

"Oh my god what happened to you!" she said as Hinata walked up.

"Nothing important, how long did Naruto wait here?"

"Huh? Naruto haven't see him all day. Witch is weird. Why?"

Hinata had a blank stair on her muddy face. Naruto didn't even show up! He asked her to come and he didn't even show up. Then Hinata did something that would scare anyone who ever knew her.

She got angry

Hinata walked away fuming until she reached her door. She was in a bad mood and would take it all out on the next person to talk to her.

"Lady Hinata. What happened to you?"

Current time

"He did WHAT?" yelled Sakura, Ino and Tenten after Hinata told them about her evening.

Niji had called Tenten after he witnessed Hinata yell for the first time. Tenten then called Ino and Sakura.

"Thats it I say we go with Ino's plan now!" Tenten shouted.

"FINALLY!" yelled Ino.

Cliff hanger jutsu!

NEXT TIME

NARUTO'S TROUBLE

KONOHA NINJA SUPER TEAM

Me: Sorry if I was mean to Hinata. It had to be done