The Life Story of an Orphaned Kagome
Chapter 2: The mad maid
Disclaimer: I do not own the Inuyasha characters
Last time
"Sorry Kags for holdin ya up, gotta speedin ticket, siz chick givin ya trouble?" Sango said in a gangster voice
"Nah just mi room mate" Kagome replied looking at the rather startled rich girl
"Don't you dare hurt me or my family" she demanded and then ran back inside
"dow worry about her, jobs right" she said slangly
"K lets got before she gets her parents out here" she said getting in the drivers seat
"Keh sure lets go wouldn't want to get into this mess" Kagome said getting into the car and then strapping in while Sango started the car.
Sango and Kagome were off, Sango decided to pump up Bobsinclair, Robbie Williams, Fergie and anything with beat, they were driving along a hwy to Tokyo when Sango looked in the side mirrors to see an old woman in a maid costume speeding up saying "you get back here now".
"Hey Kags check out the old maid on the Italian styled motor bike" Sango laughed
"Ok" Kagome sticks her head out the window "Ya gotta be kiddin me" Kagome said looking surprised
"What?" Sango asked curiously
"That's the maid at my house" Kagome said urgently "We gotta loose her" she said
"K lets give her a little demonstration of what technology she has missed" Sango said speeding up
Sango sped up to 200k but the mad maid was still chasing her, with Kagome in her seat looking out the revision mirror.
"She's still there she isn't slowing down" Kagome urged
"Hold on Kags" Sango said speeding up a little more this time to 260k.
"I WILL GET YOU KAGOME KAGRAISHI" Yelled the mad maid
"Sango do you have anything to throw at her that will put her off balance?" asked Kagome
"Yeah Kags in the glove box there are pins chuck 'em on the road where she's driving" said Sango with a smile
"Right!" as Kagome got a hand full and chucked them on the road where she was driving "My name is KAGOME HIGURASHI!" Kagome yelled
The mad maid got her tires poped and lost control "NOOOOO" she screamed as she lost control and was getting smaller as the girls drove on.
Sango slowed down a bit to the speed limit and were cheering "YEAH!" they both said "We got her bad-oooh yeah!" they both said
They got to the gangster head quarters a house just near Tokyo the city, everyone was partying when they got there drinking, and having a chat about crazy things.
Everyone stopped to see Kagome and Sango with a big smile on there face "So what's up Kags?" asked one.
"Well ya know what happened on the way? Well Me and Sango were driving and my god parents maid tried to stop me from going with Sango on a Italian styled motor bike, and GOD it was funny coz Sango got the idea to throw pins on her path was so that her stingy little wheels would pop" Kagome explained.
"YEEEAAAAAH" everyone cheered.
Then a girl put on some rock music and now everyone was drinking and just partying like dancing and stuff like that, Kagome and Sango went to the snack table, got a plate and then stuffed it with chocolate, chips, buger, chips and other fatty yummy foods, that was her tea
She ate it all and then mixed red cordial with Vodka and started chuggen it down everyone stopped and created a circle around her.
"CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG!" They all said as she was on her 6th drink and man was she drunk.
After a lot more people got drunk people were dancing on tables and saying all this weird stuff.
"I Higurashi Kagome, will dance for you" Kagome said drunkly
"I also Higurashi Kagome will sing for you" a boy somehow got a black haired wig and put it on while sing into a beer bottle "LALALA"
"I also Higurashi Kagome will laugh for you" another boy got a wig on too" HAHAHAHAH"
You could now see Kagome and two boys on wigs trying to be Kagome doing some pretty wacky stuff.
Everyone was partying around until there was a bang on the door everyone was now quiet, the boys with the wigs and Kagome snapped out of it, Sango took Kagome's hand and went out the back door while telling everyone that the 'don't know Kagome'.
One girl opened the door to a very battered maid, she was dirtymand dusty, her hair was a mess and she was sweating looking very angry.
"Where is Kagome?" she yelled "WHERE IS SHE?" she was really angry
Kagome and Sango where out the back, Sango decided to sneak over to her car and then drive off somewhere else where the mad maid couldn't find her so they did.
Sango and Kagome went passed an open window as they went around the side, the mad maid saw them started to walk out briskly to them, they were getting into the car as the mad maid was after them, she was 1 cm away before Sango sped off into the streets.
Kagome and Sango decided to go to a night club called Alien, there were people dancing and having drinks and stuff like that, the reason Sango and Kagome got in under aged is because they know the people who own it but they have to hide when the cops come.
2 hours later everything is peaceful not a mad maid in sight until…
"Hey what do you think your doing?" yelled one of the body guards from the front "Strict dress code applys and your too old"
"Where is Kagome?!" she screamed again
Kagome and Sango were quietly trying to go out of the room but it was already too late the mad maid had already spotted them.
"There you are, now come back Kagome Kagraishi, deer you start school tomorrow, you need to get a good night sleep" she said in an angered and calm voice
"OK lady lets get one thing straight here; it is Kagome 'Higurashi' and I will come back when I'm ready, got that?" she said with a smart attitude and then walked out with Sango to her car, that was the last of mad maid they hoped.
Sango and Kagome went back to the party at the head quarters, everyone stopped and cheered for Kagome and Sango.
Kagome got drunk again and she was dancing on the tables and having lots of fun, for hours more. Until it was 10:45pm so Sango decided it was time to take Kagome back home. So they got in the car, Kagome was still drunk but Sango decided to be the designated driver.
When they got out the front of her god parents house Kagome said a good bye to Sango and then stumbled up to the door step drunkly, she opened the door and then saw her god parents at the kitchen chatting.
"I'm telling you this girl is out of control" complained the maid just before a drunk Kagome came in.
"Hey I'm baaaaaaaaaaaack yay…I had the best party…and that fucking maid tried to stop me but she didn't...haha" as she went passed them and her god father, mother and maid came up to her.
"You had us worried sick!" said her God mother
"Just get to bed, you have school tomorrow" comanded her pointing up stairs
"WEEEEEEEE OK I got to bed yay!" Kagome stumbled up the stairs
Kagome was long in in her room so her God parents and the maid where making a plan.
"We've got plans for this young lady" the maid said while her and Kagome's God parents were looking at a brochor for a boarding school in Kyoto.
Thank you for reading chapter I will have the next chapter up soon so stay tuned and I hope you thought this chapter was funny and I promise I will put Inuyasha into the next chapter.
thank you Snow Drop Princess