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Naruto looked at Konan, Yahiko, and Nagato and screamed, "Auntie Konan, Uncle Nagato, Yahiko-senpai! What are you doing here?!" Konan giggled as she wrapped her arm around Nagato's shoulders, making the Rinnegan user blush.
"Oh…we decided to come by…you know…celebrate my nephew's graduation from the academy." she giggled as she walked up to Naruto and pinched his cheeks, "And the rookie of the year too, Kakuzu will love this…" at the mention of Kakuzu Naruto's eyes widened…
"Kakuzu-jisan is here…that is…" Naruto looked like he was about to shout in glee when he shivered, "Wait…if Kakuzu is here…then that means…" his eyes widened in horror…before he could open his mouth to speak…
"ALL HAIL JASHIN-SAMA!!!" Naruto turned towards the direction he heard Hidan's voice from and screamed as he ran towards the voice…
"Damn-it Hidan, no worshipping Jashin in my kitchen!" Naruto ran down a hallway as Yahiko face palmed…
'Oh boy…why did we bring them again?" Konan pouted as she looked at her brother in law…Nagato and Yahiko were half brothers…both had different mothers, but the same father…Nagato's mother was a descendent of the Rikoudo Sennin, while Yahiko's mother was not…
"Oh come on, how many times do I have to explain this…Zetsu wanted to introduce Naruto to his daughter, Deidara wanted to see whose art was better, Kakuzu wanted to try to win his money back, Kisame wanted to see who was better, a sword fighter or a bo staff user, and Itachi wants to know how his brother is doing…" Yahiko sighed in defeat…he still could not figure out how Naruto, at nine years old, was capable of beating a 90 year old shinobi at poker…ten games in a row…
"Yeah." everyone turned to see Kakuzu standing at the side, looking at his wallet, "Since that game I have not been able to concentrate on gambling…and have lost my entire life savings." he sighed as he turned around, 'I will never know how he does it…"
"Un…still the kids got spunk, he may still think Sasori-dono's art is the best, but he sure as hell knows how to make a bang." Deidara walked out of the hallway carrying several sticks of Naruto's home-made dynamite, "These things are awesome, and the best part, they require no chakra." Deidara was grinning like a mad man as he looked around for something to blow up…Nagato looked at Deidara…
"Deidara…what did we say before we got here?" Deidara looked down and grumbled out…
"No blowing up Naruto's stuff…unless he gives permission." Nagato smiled as he fished in his pockets…
"Good boy…have a granola" he threw the granola which Deidara proceeded to catch and eat.
"FISH…YOU ARE COOKING FISH…COME ON NARUTO…WHY FISH?!" everyone sweat-dropped at Kisame…
"Oh god…did no one send the memo not to cook fish…?" everyone immediately found either the floor or the ceiling quite interesting, Konan face palmed as she grumbled herself, 'Then again we did not even tell him we were coming in the first place.'
"Damn it Hidan, I just cleaned this room up…go practice Jashin in the cellar…or outside…anywhere but in the important rooms of the house!" Naruto kicked open the kitchen door as he was carrying a bloody mop, "I swear I question that mans sanity." he looked up, "Okay, kitchen is clean…oh and Kisame…what was that about fish?" everyone snickered as Kisame began to growl in anger…
"Let it go Kisame." everyone turned to see Itachi walking out of the bathroom, "It's not like he knew we were coming…" he pulled out a box of pocky and began to munch down on it.
"Hey Itachi…how is it going…oh by the way, your brother is an ass, tried to kill me yesterday with a fucking fireball." Itachi sighed as he rubbed his temples…
"Why am I not surprised, he always did take after our father…but anyways, when is the party starting?" Itachi asked with excitement…after all, parties meant sake…and Itachi loved his sake…
"It will be starting at around four…so that means we have three hours" Naruto turned to leave…before he shouted, "AND ZETSU…STAY THE HELL OUT OF MY DAMN WINE CELLAR!!!" Naruto walked down the hall as Zetsu appeared out of the wall…
"Damn it…how does that bastard do it…it would be nice to use for infiltration…or to avoid so we can get his rare sake…that too." Everyone sweat dropped…only Zetsu would be able to have a conversation with himself and not be admitted to a mental ward…
With Naruto
Naruto was walking through the halls of his mansion…he had looked at all the portraits in it, there were portraits of many various scenes of his training, his sensei's…he had a few sensei's, but Sasori was definitely the sensei he admired most…often times he would think of him as a father.
Naruto turned down a hallway, and at the end of the hallway was a n arched door, and it was locked incredibly tight…no one was getting in there unless they had the Mokuton, and no one without the Ronbunhada would be able to get out of the vault…he had made sure that it was safe from all intruders.
On the walls of the hallway were various paintings and photo's, ranging from photo's of him with the Akatsuki, to paintings of battle scenes…he had painted a good portion of them…and Sarutobi had even offered to buy a few off of him for a generous price…but he refused, saying that each painting was special.
He walked down the hall and looked at each object on the wall…one was a picture of him making his first puppet…Sasori had taken the photograph, saying that a puppeteers first puppet is always a memorable thing…another was a painting of the Three Wolves Mountains in Tetsu no Kuni…they had stopped their to acquire a body for his third human puppet…the next painting was of a forest that had a beautiful design…each one was a picture of events that he always remembered…he stopped in front of one…it was his favorite photo…
The photo was of him, Sasori, Hidan, Kakuzu, Zetsu, Itachi, Kisame, Nagato, Yahiko, Konan, Deidara, and Kyuubi all in one big photo…
He sighed as he turned to the door…he went through hand seals, "Mokuton: Fuin Kai." the wood in front of the door was instantly covered in dozens of seals that lit up for a moment before dimming back to black…Naruto walked up to the door and pushed it open and walked inside…the doors were then covered in sharp paper that would regenerate so long as there was an available source of wood…and luckily, there was a massive source.
Beyond the doors was a room that he had made after he finished the house…it was a room where he kept every memento he had…on the walls were several Bo-staffs that he had collected from various nations, there was a bookshelf that had books of every variety…as well as a few special triggers if he moved certain books. Near the center of the room there was a beautiful tree with a smooth surface, and had lovely crimson leaves, with white flowers…there was also a table covered in various origami he had made over the years…he walked up to what looked to be a scroll rack and opened his cloak…revealing 13 scrolls…there were seven black scrolls…and there were six white scrolls…each one had a symbol on it…Naruto placed each scroll with their corresponding scroll holders based on the symbols on it…in the center was the black scroll with a red scorpion…on its left side was a black scroll with a silver cloud, and the one on its right was a black scroll with a scorpion and an Oni mask…
He traced the red scorpion 'Sasori…I swear your legacy will be remembered forever…I promise you.' he got up and walked to the side that had various Bo-staffs, and pulled out his own from a seal on his wrist…he looked at it and traced the golden designs on the staff, 'Futen-sama …your teachings allowed me to use this weapon…I will always honor it.' he gently placed the staff on a shelf and bowed…
He walked towards his bookshelf and traced the bindings of three books, 'Jakotsu-babaa …your teachings have made me a match for any seal master…I will never forget you.' he gently bowed and sat in front of a small closet…he opened it to reveal a small altar with three pictures…one was of a red haired man who looked no older than 20, another was of a white haired man covered in wrinkles that had a creepy smile but still a warming one…and the last one was of a black haired man with scars across his face, gently smiling…
Naruto bowed to the three photos, 'Sasori-sensei…Jakotsu-Babaa…Futen-sama…before your ends you three made me who I am…I will not forget you three…nor will my future clan…I swear It.' he happily smiled at the three photo's, 'Well…time to party.' he closed the doors and walked to his closet and looked inside, 'h yeah…time to party…' he reached inside and grabbed its contents…
4:00 that night
Hinata, Funu, Yakumo, Mitsuki, Ino, Shikamaru, Choji, Shino, Ami, and a good portion of their classmates were all waiting in the training ground…they had gotten there as according to what the invitations said…now they were just waiting for Naruto…
The four girls that wanted to claim Naruto were getting really edgy…just as they were about to flip out, "Well…I see you all showed up." everyone turned around to see Naruto in a tree…but everyone was shocked at his appearance…he was wearing a pair of brown cargo pants, a black muscle shirt, and arm band around his left bicep, a pair of fingerless gloves, and a pair of shades.
Mitsuki, Funu, Yakumo, and Hinata, along with the entire Naruto fan-club found him absolutely hot and were trying to keep themselves from jumping him; 'Oh my freaking god…look at those arms…why the hell did he hide that?' was the thought running through the heads of all the girls…
Naruto smiled, "Since you are all here…I think we can get this party started." Naruto sliced his thumb and ran through hand seals and then slammed his palm on the tree, "Reverse Kuchiyose: Compound." a massive puff of smoke washed over the entire group as a series of black lines covered the entire training ground…
When the smoke finally cleared they were not in the training ground anymore…they were in a massive room with disco balls, lights, and a nearby snack bar, Naruto turned to the group, "Ladies and gentlemen…let's get this party started." He snapped his fingers as the room was suddenly lit up with various lights and music began to play.
Everyone screamed and began to run to places where they began to dance…Choji however slinked over to the snack bar…
After an hour of partying Naruto jumped up on stage, "Alright everybody, we are now going to have the partner dance off…the best pair will receive a prize!" immediately the floors were held with several couples.
Choji was still at the snack bar…when he suddenly felt someone tapping his shoulder. He turned and saw Ino giving him a devilish grin, "Hey…wanna dance?" Choji was not able to answer as Ino pulled him to the middle of the dance floor where she curled her finger in a 'come here' motion.
Naruto grinned at the two of his classmates and shouted, "Alright everybody…introducing my friends…the Akatsuki!" Everyone cheered…ever since Naruto explained the true motives of Akatsuki, the populace rather liked the group of S-rank criminals, and they eventually became celebrated in Konoha. The stage was lit with fire as Zetsu, Deidara, Yahiko, and several instruments appeared on stage. Deidara was at the drums, Zetsu was at the guitar, and Yahiko was at the electric keyboard…Naruto jumped towards the microphone and spoke into it, "And for our first song…please enjoy…Closer by Inoue Joe!"
(Start playing fourth Shippuden opening)
Ino grabbed Choji and began to forcibly make him dance with her…Choji eventually began to dance to the movements, making Ino smile a bit. Choji got into the movements and the two began to dominate the dance floor…at the very end of the song Choji lifted Ino and spun her around before he fell on his ass, Ino landing on his chest…their lips crashed together…
Everyone immediately stopped as they looked at the two…Ino quickly got off of Choji who slowly pushed himself up and walked away, a forlorn expression on her face.
Naruto saw the two and yelled out, "Hey, could someone take over for a minute?" Kisame immediately came out and grabbed the Mike, "AND NO HEAVY FREAKING METAL KISAME!!!" Kisame pouted and looked at the crowd…
"Our next song is…Distance…by Long Shot Party."
(Start playing Distance by Long Shot Party)
Naruto walked up to Choji who grabbed a bottle of Sake, "Choji…I know we are old enough to drink…but don't you think you should enjoy the party?" Choji looked down and then quickly downed the Sake…
"How can I enjoy the party…look at what I did, because I was so damn clumsy I made a fool out of Ino-chan." He grabbed his face in his palms and grunted, "Damn it…why does this always happen to me?" Naruto patted his big-boned friends back and spoke…
"Choji…maybe if you told Ino how you feel then…" Choji cut Naruto off…
"She will never feel the same…" he groaned again, "Why did the girl I love have to be so amazing…" Naruto was about to answer…
"W-what?" both Choji and Naruto turned around to see Ino standing there with her eyes wide and her mouth quivering…
Choji went wide eyed and was about to run when Naruto grabbed his shirt and slammed his ass back on the chair…slightly cracking it, "No Choji…you are going to sit down on this chair and explain your feelings to Ino…you are not going to run again…am I clear?" Naruto gave Choji a look that said, 'say yes or you will be in pain' to which Choji nodded. Naruto walked past Ino and went back to the party…
Ino looked at Choji and walked over to the bench, "C-Choji…is w-what you said t-true?" Choji looked down and sighed…
"Yes Ino…I understand if you wouldn't want to be with me…after all…I am just a fat assed excuse of a…" Choji did not get to finish as Ino stood and snapped at him…
"NO…YOU ARE A SWEET GENTLE GUY THAT ANY GIRL SHOULD BE HONORED TO DATE!" Choji looked surprised at Ino…he was not expecting her to say that…that was for sure…
"B-but Ino…" Ino hugged Choji and spoke…
"Choji…I have liked you for so long…I only pretended to Like Sasuke before to make Sakura confident…I…I slimmed down my figure to attract you Choji…not Sasuke…you…" she hugged him tighter as she rested her head on his chest, "Please…don't reject me…" Choji looked at Ino in shock…
"W-why would you like me of all people?" Ino smiled as she nuzzled into his chest…
"Well…for one…you are a sweet guy, who would do anything to protect his friends…and two…you don't care what other people say about you…sure, you get angry when people call you fat, but you don't let it control your life…while I" she let go of Choji and pointed to her body…which agreeable was a bit too thin to be normal, "Care too much about what people think of me." Choji smiled as he looked at Ino…
"Ino…I don't care how you look…you are an awesome confident girl…I have no idea why anyone would not want to date you" Choji looked down…Ino smiled and grabbed his face…and slammed her lips against his…
"FINALLY!" Choji and Ino turned around to see their class looking at them, "We were wondering when you two were going to get together" Choji and Ino were shocked, "What…you think none of us noticed how Choji would look dreamily at Ino all the time, and how Ino would giggle and blush when she watched Choji during lunch?" the two genin blushed in embarrassment.
Ami ran up to the two, "Come on lovebirds, let's party!" she dragged the two to the dance floor where everyone was cheering for them…
Naruto chuckled off to the side…he knew that getting those two together would be a good idea…
"Oh Naruto-kun" Naruto slightly shivered as he heard two voices behind him…he turned around to see Hinata and Funu grinning lecherously at him…
"H-hi girls…how do you like the party?" Funu grinned as she walked right next to Naruto…
"Oh…" she began to trace her finger down his jaw line, "I think the party is spectacular." she leaned closer to his ear and said huskily, "But I can think of so many more…pleasurable things…" Naruto shivered…causing Hinata to growl at Funu…
'That bitch…' 'Kick her ass!' Hinata pushed Funu aside, "Oh yes Naruto-kun…this part is amazing…why don't we discuss how great it is over a nice cup of Sake?" she grinned lecherously, "And afterwards we can have some real fun…" Hinata leaned in closer while she gently moved her hands closer to his but…
"Oh girls." the two girls turned around to see Konan standing in front of them, "Might I ask what you are doing to my nephew?"
The girls blushed profusely, realizing they had just been caught trying to seduce the woman's nephew.
"W-we w-were um, I ah iha…uh…" the two could not form a coherent sentence, causing Konan to giggle…
"Oh don't worry…I have no problem with my nephew dating you both." she looked at Naruto with a demonic tint to her eyes and a creepy smile, "But if you end up becoming a pervert…I will personally cut off your little friend." Naruto quickly nodded his head…Konan immediately went back to her cheery self, "Good…now…why don't you go speak with Yakumo." she indicated to the young Auburn haired girl on the side, "I heard that she liked painting…why not show her what you have done…I will talk to the two young heiress' you go talk with Yakumo." the smile on her face was sincere…but underneath it, one could see an underlying threat to it.
Naruto wasted no time and walked over to Yakumo…Konan meanwhile turned to the two heiresses' with a hard expression, "Now…lets get a few things straight about my nephew…"
Naruto walked up to Yakumo…who was sitting with a drawing pad in her lap, "Hey Yakumo" she looked up at him, "I was wondering how you were doing." Yakumo smiled as she went back to her notepad…
"Oh…I'm doing fine…Naruto-kun…so" she looked up at him, "I heard you had a variety of paintings…perhaps you could show me a few?" Naruto chuckled…
"Sure…why not, I was actually planning on showing you, Hinata, Funu, and Mitsuki them later…but hey, what is a few hours early?" Yakumo stood up and followed Naruto as they went to a door near the side of the dance hall…
Mitsuki saw this and narrowed her eyes, 'What is she going to do to MY Naruto-kun' she immediately downed her punch and walked towards the door…
Naruto opened a door to a room and revealed what was inside…the entire wall was covered in one massive painting, and by the looks of it, the painting as still in process of being completed…hell, the painting was only halfway done…Yakumo walked around the room, marveling at the sight, "You like it, I started it as a sort of memorial to what has happened to me I life." Yakumo looked to where she assumed the painting began, and saw a massive nine tailed fox being pulled into a set of intricate lines on a babies belly…she looked at the rest of the painting and saw that it was indeed based through history, if the apparent age of Naruto in each painting was any indication…but she stopped when she saw what she assumed to be Naruto weeping over a dead carcass…and another carcass behind him…but it was incomplete…the carcass she could identify had crimson red hair, and looked to be in his late teens to early twenties…
Yakumo turned to Naruto, "Naruto-kun…what is that?" she indicated to the painting…Naruto sighed as he answered…
"That is a painting of my now deceased sensei…Akasuna no Sasori…who I saw as a father for awhile." he walked up to a set of paints and pulled out a nearby canvas, "But enough of the sad stuff…how about you give painting a shot?" Naruto grinned as he presented the paints to her…she walked up to the canvas and sat down…
Meanwhile, Mitsuki used the stealth skills she picked up from a few scrolls she had borrowed from the shinobi library, to sneak into the room…she watched as Yakumo began to paint…
Yakumo did simple brush strokes, and then began to make complex shades and hues, after a few minutes a very beautiful picture was being formed…it was vaguely like a picture of the Hokage tower…but there was light tinges of rd where there should not be…
Naruto got a closer look…and he suddenly began to feel dizzy…
Yakumo grinned maliciously as she placed her hand on his cheek, "Oh…feeling weak my dear?" Her malicious smile gained a hint of lust in its form, "Don't worry…it won't be for long." she turned towards Naruto, revealing a pair of glowing purple eyes, and a set of fangs developing…
Mitsuki saw this and jumped out as Yakumo performed a single hand sign, "Ninpo: Kurama Hijutsu…Mugen Onsa (Chains of fantasia) a field of chakra washed over the room…hitting all those in the room…including Mitsuki…
In the genjutsu
Naruto snapped his eyes open and looked around…he found himself in the middle of Konoha, but the village was barren, burning…there was blood trailing down the street…he quickly shot up and reached for his kunai pouch…but found nothing there.
"Oh Naruto-kun…you won't be doing anything with those ninja tools of yours." Naruto turned to see Yakumo coming out of one of the burning buildings, "Then again…why would you want to do that…" She began to slip off her Kimono, "When you have me?" she advanced for the blond, a lecherous grin gracing her features…and a demonic aura surrounding her…
Elsewhere
Mitsuki shot up and looked around…she was back in the daimyo's palace…but…this was all wrong…the vines were covered in thorns, and the pond was crimson like blood…and the palace…was ablaze…
"Now, now girl…we can't have you interfering in our fun with our dear Naruto-kun." Mitsuki turned to see glowing purple eyes and a set of razor sharp teeth in a nearby shadow, "After all…once he becomes ours…all this" indicating to the state of the palace, "And more…shall become a reality…Mwahahahahahaahahahaa" the eyes disappeared in the shadows, as the ground beneath Mitsuki began to rot and blacken…
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