Indecision

A/N: I am SO sick of stories Amy/11 stories! I still like the pairing, although not as much as I used to after watching the Big Bang, but the stories written for them are just really crappy! They always have Rory suddenly become violent and start to abuse Amy, or they have her just randomly leave him. But I've also seen quite a few where Amy is in an affair with the Doctor. "I love them both!" she proclaims. Well now she has to choose. *evil grin* For Nixieandtheyak.

Disclaimer: I don't own Doctor Who :'(

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"Ummmm… Amy? Why exactly are we here again?" The Doctor inquired. Rory chimed in.

"Where is here anyway?"

"What is it with you two and stupid questions?" Amy replied. "I already told you: we're here because it seems like a dramatic location, and I want to be somewhere dramatic when I make my decision."

"What decision?" asked Rory, who most definitely hadn't heard any of this before.

"Just shut up! I'll tell you in a minute. Now stay here!" She ordered, and then ran back into the TARDIS. Minutes later she returned, dragging a large whiteboard out on to the barren cliff overlooking the sea.

"All righty then, let's get to it!" Amy shouted over the roaring wind "We're here today because I can't decide-"

"Whether you should live or die, oh you'll-"

"DOCTOR! I was talking!"

"Right. Sorry. Carry on." The Doctor smiled sheepishly. Damn Master had played that song constantly in the Year-That-Never-Was. He'd danced around the ship, belting out the lyrics at the top of his less-than-perfect voice. Needless to say, the song had somewhat ingrained itself into his brain.

"No random flashback either!" Amy yelled

"OK! I'm sorry!" the Doctor yelled back.

"Good. Now where was I? Oh yes, we're here today because I can't decide…" she paused, but the Doctor remained silent "Which one of you I'm actually in love with."

"What? We've been married for 3 months!" Rory exclaimed.

"And I've decided to do it by using the Twilight Saga!" Amy continued brightly, ignoring her indignant husband.

"Oh, I adore Twilight!" The Doctor gushed "but the movies were complete rubbish. Jacob made them worth seeing, but the acting was- hey wait a second. What do you mean which one of us you're actually in love with?"

"Exactly what I said, smart one. I'll determine which one of you I'm actually in love with by comparing you to Jacob and Edward!" Amy responded.

"But Amy, I waited a thousand years for you to wake up, to come back to life! How could you leave me now?" Rory cried.

"Right." She scrawled hopelessly devoted under Rory's name on the whiteboard. "Good job Rory, you've earned yourself a Jacob point!"

"So you're Team Jacob?" questioned the Doctor, not very surprised.

"Of course I am," responded Amy, not looking away from the whiteboard.

"I'm your husband! Why do I need Jacob points?" Rory added, indignant.

"Ooooh, I married you. Tough luck, that's an Edward point. And the Doctor gets a Jacob point for showing up unexpectedly at the wedding."

"Wait, Amy, you do remember I'm an alien right? Two hearts? Not to mention I'm hundreds of years old."

"Old. Mythical being." Amy muttered as she wrote under the Doctor's column. "Two Edward points for the Doctor."

"I look good with my shirt off!" Rory called.

"Meh." Amy responded. "You're awfully pale I think that's gonna be an Edward."

"Amy, I think you're missing the point: I just like you as a friend! I'm destined for someone else!"

"Destined for River/Renesme. Now you're at two points for each Doctor." Amy stated, smirking.

"I used to have long hair, but I cut it for you!" Rory called desperately.

"That was a hallucination, it doesn't count. And how do you know so much about Twilight anyway?" Amy inquired suspiciously. Rory began to get red in the face.

"I'm sick of your games, Amy. I love you more than anything or anyone in the universe possibly could, and you're toying around with me? For God's sake, the Doctor doesn't even like you like that, and you're willing to give me up because he might be more like a fictional werewolf than me?"

"I like Amy plenty!" the Doctor called out indignantly, and then went back to writing River's name in the sand.

"See?" Amy replied. "He does like me!" Rory gave a cry of frustration and pushed the whiteboard off the cliff. Unfortunately, the rolling list caught the unsuspecting Time Lord square in the chest, sending him toppling over the edge.

"Oh my God!" Rory cried, and sprinted towards where the Doctor fell.

"You killed Jacob!" Amy screamed. "Die, Edward, die!" and proceeded to push him to his demise. After a second or two of contemplation, Amy stomped her foot.

"Shit! I turned out just like that poser Bella! I fucked up my chances with both my men! Oh well, a little late for regret. Let's see, who's left in the series? Jasper, Emmet, and Carlisle are taken, Charlie's my dad, none of the other werewolves are hot, and the rest of the vamps aren't vegetarian. So who does that leave?" She paused, and then clapped her hands. "Mike Newton! Of course! I can be team Marshmallow! But who would that be?"

I can take you to your Marshmallow said a voice in Amy's head.

"Oh, you must be the TARDIS." Amy said. "But who is he?"

Someone you've met once before. Now come along, child.

"All right!" Amy responded brightly, Rory and the Doctor already forgotten. "But who are you in the series? Maybe Alice? Esme? Rosalie? But none of those seem quite right…" she continued jabbering as the TARDIS landed. The doors swung open to a large dark room. Amy ventured out.

"TARDIS, where is Mike?" she inquired. The doors slammed shut behind her.

He should be here any second now. Oh, and as to my name, you may consider me Victoria. The TARDIS laughed as she began to vanish. That was for my Doctor…

Then there was a silence. Amy couldn't believe it. She'd been betrayed. She didn't even have Mike with her! Or so she thought.

"Amy? What are you doing here?" said Angel Bob's voice in the dark.

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A/N: Hee-hee. I'm team Angel Bob. I know Amy was OOC in this story, but I had to have her that way to really get my point across. Maybe not exactly what you'd intended, Nixieandtheyak, but close enough, right? Oh, and my school is starting soon, so I won't able to update as often. Never fear though, I should have it done by Halloween if all goes as planned. Not that anything ever goes according to plan. :D

Till next week my darlings,

Eleni C