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Naruto whistled a tune as he waited for his new team to get to the roof. He decided to pass the time by reviewing his seals. Opening his scroll he read through one of the several seals he had created.
'Shoji Fuin, combination of storage seal, chakra seal, and Kage-Bunshin, the seal allows one to seal a Kage-Bunshin inside of an object, and allow them to take full control of said object. Works best in conjunction with battle puppets.'
Naruto had developed the seal because his puppet skills were limited in their usage due to his lack of proper chakra control, and the seal allow his Kage-Bunshin could use a full range of motion inside the puppets, making them extremely dangerous.
Naruto continued reading…but began to twitch as he felt something soft and squishy press against the back of his head, "Kyuubi…what are you doing?"
Kyuubi grinned and jumped, "YAY, Naruto-sama knew it was me!"
Naruto sighed as he looked at Kyuubi, "You are the only person I know who will do something like that." Kyuubi pouted as she sat next to Naruto.
"You are no fun Naruto-sama." Naruto sighed at Kyuubi's attitude.
"Oh, there you two are." Naruto looked up to see the white haired Jonin, the black haired Jonin, and his three teammates walk out of the building, "You really shouldn't go ahead of your senseis."
Naruto looked at the white haired man, "You shouldn't be three hours late to a meeting…it could get both you, and your teammates killed."
The Cyclops Jonin nodded his head, "Touché…anyways…" he sat down on a ledge, "How about we introduce ourselves."
Sakura looked at the white haired Jonin, "Up…sensei, what do you mean?"
Naruto groaned as he looked at the pink haired banshee, "Honestly, if you are so stupid you need to ask, then why did you join the shinobi program?"
Sakura looked at Naruto, "Shut-up you baka!" she swung her fist and was about to punch Naruto…when he grabbed her by the wrist.
"Last I checked…assault of a fellow shinobi is treason."
Sakura glared at Naruto and pulled back her fist, sitting down with a noticeable 'Hmph'
Kakashi gave them an eye smile, "Ok, I guess I will go first… I'm Kakashi Hatake. Things I like and things I hate...I don't feel like telling you that. My dreams for the future...never really thought about it. As for my hobbies...I have lots of hobbies." the group sweat dropped as they looked at him.
'All we learned was his name.'
The other Jonin sighed and looked at the four genin, "Ok, I will go next…my name is Yamato, I like walnuts and a bit of botany. I dislike oily foods, Orochimaru, and traitors, my dreams for the future are to lead my team to great heights, my hobbies are reading books and architecture."
Kakashi eye smiled, "Alright then…dog boy, you go next."
Kiba glared at Kakashi, then sat back, "My name is Kiba Inuzuka, I like Akamaru" said puppy barked happily, "Steak, and Hinata-chan" he said whilst glaring at Naruto, "I dislike anything chewy, and Naruto." Naruto shrugged his shoulders at this, "my hobbies are taking Akamaru for walks, and my dream is to get Hinata-chan to fall for me."
Naruto rolled his eyes, 'Yeah, like that is going to happen.'
Kakashi nodded his head, "Very good Kiba…now, you next pinky."
Sakura glared at Kakashi, "My name is SAKURA Haruno…I like" Blushes while looking at Sasuke "…My hobbies…" blush looking at Sasuke, "Dreams for the future…" giggles as she stares at Sasuke, "Dislikes…NARUTO-BAKA!"
Naruto looked at Sakura, "As me if I care."
Kakashi stopped the two before they could get into an all out argument, "Alright already…ok doom and gloom, your turn."
Sasuke snorted, "My name is Sasuke Uchiha…I hate a lot of things, and like very little, and I have no hobbies. My AMBITION…is to revive the Uchiha clan" he said while looking at Kyuubi, "And to kill a certain man."
Naruto noticed Sasuke look at Kyuubi when he mentioned reviving his clan, 'Not on my watch asshole.'
Kakashi eyes smiled, "Very good Sasuke…you're last blondie."
Naruto looked at Kakashi and sat up, "My name is Naruto Uzumaki, I like Ramen, Mitsuki-chan, Hinata-chan, Funu-chan, Oji-san, and gardening…I dislike arrogant pricks, stupid fan girls, and moronic perverts. My hobbies include training, studying new types of plant life, and painting…my dreams for the future, restore my clan, and become Hokage."
Kakashi eye smiled, "Alright then…I want the four of you to meet at training ground seven tomorrow…and don't eat breakfast, or you'll throw up." the two Jonin disappeared via Shunshin.
Naruto got up and was about to leave, "Hey Naruto." said blond turned to see Sasuke glaring at him.
"What do you want Uchiha?" Sasuke looked at Naruto…and glanced at Kyuubi, before he turned to look at Naruto again.
"That woman…give her to me." Naruto snarled as he reached for his bo-staff.
"And just why the hell should I?" Sasuke snorted as he pointed to himself.
"Because I am an Uchiha an elite…she would be perfect for repopulating my clan dobe." Naruto released a light bit of killing intent as he placed himself in front of Kyuubi.
"It will be a cold day in hell before I let you get your hands on her you spoiled little shit-stain."
Sasuke began to perform hand-seals, "Then I will just have to make you give her to me…" Sasuke was halfway through the hand seals when his hands were wrapped up with tree roots.
Naruto held up his arm and transformed it into a sharp blade made of paper, "Really…I wonder how you will accomplish that with no jutsu." Naruto walked forward…intent on cutting off Sasuke's hands.
"Naruto-sama" but he stopped and turned towards Kyuubi, "We don't have time for this…because of that idiotic sensei of ours showing up three hours late, we are already running late for our appointment with Tsunade."
Naruto sighed as he allowed his arm to return to normal, "Alright, alright…damn."
The two began to walk away, "Hey…" but turned as they heard the banshee scream, "Let Sasuke-kun out of these tree roots!"
Naruto looked at Kyuubi…then grinned as he turned towards Sakura, "I am sure the almighty Uchiha elite can get out of that by himself…later." the two vanished in a Shunshin, while Sakura began to desperately try and free her beloved Sasuke-kun.
Hospital
Naruto and Kyuubi appeared in front of the hospital, wondering if the results were in. Tsunade had gone through extensive amounts of studying to see how Naruto was related to her, for all she knew; he could have been distant relative of one of the other Senju branches. The DNA she had used in the original tests showed he was pretty close in relation…but the DNA had deteriorated, so the results were partially corrupt. A fresh DNA sample would serve to provide much better results.
The two walked inside and headed to the front desk, "hello" the receptionist looked and saw Naruto and Kyuubi looking at her, "we are here for an appointment with Tsunade-sama."
The woman looked at the clipboard and scanned its contents, "She is in room 231…go down the hall, up the stairs, and take a right. It should be on the left hand side."
Naruto and Kyuubi bowed, "Thank you miss…come on." Naruto and Kyuubi walked towards the place she had indicated, while a certain Sannin was going nuts.
With Tsunade
Tsunade kept staring at the documents before her…she just could not believe it, she just couldn't fucking believe it. How could she have blind to something like this for so long?
Laying before her was hers, Nawaki's, and several other birth certificates, including Naruto and Minato…along with that were the DNA samples and coding that had managed to be preserved…once she had tested them, she was absolutely shocked with the results.
The door opened as Naruto and Kyuubi walked through, "Hello Tsunade-sama, you called for us?"
Tsunade turned to look at the two, "Ah…Naruto, so glad you could come…uhm, could the two of you please take a seat?"
The two nodded their heads and sat down on a nearby stool. Tsunade passed each of them a bottle of Sake as she sat on the table, "Trust me you are going to need those."
Naruto and Kyuubi nodded their heads as he got ready to uncork the tops.
"Ok…where to begin. Well…I was curious as to how close of a relation you were to me Naruto, so I took the liberty of doing some DNA tests, but what I found weird, was that your Y chromosome perfectly matched the DNA of my brother Nawaki. Now…I found this to be incredibly weird, since you got your Y chromosome from Minato. So I did a bit more digging…and I found these" she passed over a few documents, "Those are forms stating that the two twin sons of my parents were to be separated upon their divorce. I grew up with Nawaki and my father…but I never even knew the other twin existed…so I look into the background of my mother and found her maiden name."
Naruto and Kyuubi leaned in closer as Tsunade took in a deep breath…
"Her maiden name was Namikaze."
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Naruto and Kyuubi were about to uncork the tops of the Sake bottles…but Tsunade stopped them.
"Hold on…there is more." the two reluctantly removed their hands away from the corks as Tsunade continued, "Anyways…I dug further and found that my mother had dropped off a baby at the local orphanage. I found that the child had kept my mother's maiden name…the baby was Minato Namikaze…your father…was my baby brother."
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Naruto uncorked the top of the Sake bottle and guzzled it down as quickly as he could…he then placed the cork back on the top and looked at Tsunade, "So you…are…my aunt."
Tsunade grinned, "Pretty much…' Tsunade did a classic Naruto grin as she scratched the back of her head…THUMP…but opened them when she heard the tell-tale sound of a body hitting the floor.
She looked down to see Naruto on the floor, having fainted from shock, 'Well…that was…expected.'
Next Day
Naruto walked up to the training ground, wearing the same outfit he had worn the day before.
Once he entered the clearing he saw Sasuke, Sakura, and Kiba sleeping at the foot of one of the nearby trees. He sighed as he looked at them, 'Obviously they were too stupid to eat breakfast before they came here.'
Naruto walked over to a tree and sat on the branch as he waited for their sensei.
Twenty minutes later Naruto was beginning to lose his patience, neither one of their sensei's had even shown up…he was about to jump off the tree and destroy the field when they finally showed up, "Where the fuck ere you two?!" Naruto's shouted question ended up waking up the three other genin.
Kakashi smirked, "Well…we got lost on the road of life."
Naruto jumped off the tree and leaned against the trunk, "You can't get lost on a road that only goes one way you damned moron."
Kakashi sighed, "Alright then…now…on to the real genin test"
(The explanation is the same as in canon, but with three bells instead of two)
"Alright…go!" Immediately, Kiba, Sasuke, and Sakura scattered, leaving Yamato and Kakashi…and Naruto?
Naruto had indeed stayed behind, and was staring down the two Jonin. Kakashi eye smiled, "You know…you are a bit odd."
Naruto snorted as he reached towards his pouch, "This coming from a Jonin with no perception of time…"
Kakashi turned towards Yamato, "Yamato, I will take care of this…hold on to the bells please." Kakashi handed Yamato the bells, who then quickly jumped away.
Naruto looked at Kakashi, "What…afraid I might actually get the bells?"
Kakashi shrugged his shoulders, "No…I am more worried about the Uchiha getting them, he is the only one who shows enough talent to do so anyways."
Naruto's eyes narrowed, "Typical Uchiha worshipper…" Naruto snapped out two scrolls…one with a cracked Uchiha clan crest, and another with an Oni mask with a katana impaled through the forehead, "Always the arrogant ones." Naruto threw the scrolls in the air and performed a single hand sign, "Kai!' the two scrolls were covered in smoke clouds as Naruto suddenly adjusted his fingers into odd shapes.
Two figures finally revealed themselves…one was the Samurai Naruto used to free himself, Mitsuki, and Yakumo from do's genjutsu…the other one, was a new one.
He had black hair that was partially spiky, as well as lightly curled. He had a single Sharingan eye on his left side, while the other side had bandages covering in. His entire right side was covered in a tattered black cloak. He was wearing Konoha ANBU garb…on his forehead was a headband, but instead of a village symbol, it had a white flower with a red demon eye in the center.
Kakashi's own eye widened when he saw the figure…he had worked with that very same person when he was in ANBU black ops, "Sh-Shisui…Uchiha?"
Naruto nodded his head, "Yep, the one and only Shunshin no Shisui…my very first Hitokugutsu."
Kakashi's eye widened, "Human…puppet?"
Naruto nodded again, "That's right…although" he looked at Shisui, "I had to do quite a few modifications to him."
Kakashi narrowed his eye, "What do you mean modifications?"
Naruto grinned as he adjusted his fingers, "You will find out…if you can provide a challenge."
Kakashi reached towards his pouch and clicked it open, "Perhaps…" he pulled out the same orange book from the day before, "But…how about I let you make the first move?"
The blond shrugged his shoulders; "OK…" he suddenly vanished into thin air as if he was never there to begin with.
"What?!" Kakashi shouted as he looked around…Naruto had been here a minute ago…so where, 'The bells!' how could he be so stupid, Naruto was heading after Yamato. Kakashi quickly turned towards the direction he felt Yamato's chakra and quickly ran into the forest.
Yamato
Yamato suddenly felt Naruto's chakra signature disappear, 'What…where did he go?' he then felt Kakashi's chakra begin to come closer, 'What is going on?'
"Mokuton: Jubaku Satsu" Yamato looked down to see several tree roots shooting up towards him…and all of them were covered in sharp spikes.
'Shit' he performed a series of hand seals, "Mizu Shunshin" as the roots began to wrap around him, he vanished in a swirl of water.
He appeared on the other side of a clearing, panting from the sudden chakra influx, 'Where the hell did that come from?' Yamato began to look around, trying to sense a chakra signature…when he suddenly heard clapping coming from behind.
He turned around to see Naruto standing there with his two Human Puppets, "Wow…and here I thought I was the only Mokuton user in Konoha, yet here we have another Mokuton user. I got the luck of the draw having someone like you as my sensei."
Yamato stepped back, "When I was told I would be given a surprise for this position, I did not expect something like this."
Naruto shrugged his shoulders, "Expect the unexpected my dear friend…now" Naruto leaned back as he place his fingers in a ram sign, "Shall we begin?"
The two puppets stood up straight as a seal on the back of each of their necks glowed…the same glow went down the entire lengths of each of the puppets bodies.
They looked around…then at each other.
Shisui spoke up, "Wow…this feels much better than the old seals."
Hattori agreed, "Yep, man…applying those preservation and replenishing seals was nothing short of genius."
Yamato stared at the two puppets, "H-how the hell did you get those two to come to life?!"
Naruto smirked, "The wonders of Fuinjutsu…lets leave it at that…Shisui, Hattori"
The two puppets looked at Naruto, "Yes boss?"
Naruto grinned as he raised a finger…then pointed at the trees behind him, "You two get the Cyclops…I will deal with Yamato."
The two nodded and jumped into the trees…while Naruto turned towards Yamato, "So, you ready?"
The former ANBU operative lowered himself into a fighting stance, "Of course I am ready…"
With Kakashi
The cycloptic ninja jumped through the trees, following Yamato's chakra signature. He could not believe he got suckered by a genin!
He suddenly felt an influx of chakra, and had to jump out of the way as a series of diagonal slashes cut through the trees. He kept jumping from tree to tree as they were constantly cut down by the slashes. Finally he landed in a clear zone, and turned towards the direction the chakra slices were coming from.
Two figures jumped out of the cloud caused by the falling debris and landed in a kneeling position. As the stood up, the cloud began to dissipate, revealing them to be Hattori and Shisui.
Kakashi's eyes widened, "H-how…you two are j-just p-p-puppets!"
Hattori snorted, "Just puppets…I resent that remark…we are Hitokugutsu. As for your question…Fuinjutsu." Hattori grabbed two of his katana's and threw them in the air, then quickly grabbed his other two blades, and chucked them into the air right into the other two katanas.
Kakashi watched as the katana's starting spinning downwards…but his eyes narrowed as he saw a light travel down the edge of the blade.
Hattori performed a single hand sign, "Wangetsu Kire!"
As if by command, a crescent shaped blade of energy came flying out of the katana's and towards Kakashi.
The Cyclops had a single thought on his mind, 'Oh shit'
"BOOOOOM!!!" the ground was torn apart as the four chakra constructs tore away the landscape, sending piles of dust and debris everywhere.
Shisui sighed as he looked at Hattori, "You do remember we have a limited chakra…right?"
Hattori looked at Shisui, "Yes, but now when we run out of chakra we go into stasis instead of completely being obliterated."
"Wow" the two Hitokugutsu snapped around to see Kakashi standing on a pile of rubble, "I have to say I am impressed…very good for a Senju, but I bet Sasuke could do better."
Shisui looked at Kakashi…and snorted, "Alright then" he grabbed his cloak and mask, "time to take this up a notch." he tore off his cloak…revealing his right side.
Kakashi's eyebrow rose as he looked at what had become of the former ANBU.
His left arm had been replaced with a giant black crab-like claw, with the inside covered in numerous seals. His right eye had a scope in place of a normal eye…and the Sharingan in his left eye was spinning at a constant rate.
Shisui looked at Kakashi and raised his pincer…he snapped it open and said, "Suiton: Oshi Taihou" a blast came right out of the pincer and headed towards Kakashi.
The said Jonin jumped out of the way and watched as the blast tore through the trees…and noticed a light mist, 'Highly pressurized water huh?' he turned towards the two Human puppets, 'Looks like they have some specialties.'
Hattori grabbed his katana's and looked at Kakashi, "You ready Hatake?"
Kakashi lowered himself into a Taijutsu stance, "I am not a Jonin for nothing you know."
Hattori tightened his stance, "Alright then!" Hattori charged at Kakashi as Shisui fired off more pressure blasts…
Jutsu's and Techniques
Mokuton: Jubaku Satsu/ Wood Release: Tree Binding Death: Tree roots travel towards an opponent and wrap them up...when bound, it is impossible to use hand signs.
Wangetsu Kire/ Crescent Slice: A specially made katana sends out a crescent of chakra towards an opponent...when used in conjunction with another attack of the same kind, it will produce a massive emplosion.
Suiton: Oshi Taihou/ Water Release: Pressure Cannon: A controlled ball of water is wrapped in chakra, and sent directly towards an opponent, the attack is strong enough to tear through an opponent.
Puppet Specs
Shisui: Human puppet made from the body of Shisui Uchiha. Possess' extreme ability to use Shunshin no matter the circumstances. Also has high affinity for water. Right arm was replaced by a large crab-like claw (Findor Carias release form from Bleach) lined with seals filled with water and chakra, and right eye was replaced with a scope that locks on a target.
Hattori: Human Puppet made from the body of an unnamed Samurai Captain of Tetsu no Kuni. Has ability to use Four Katana's and has larger reserves than most of the other puppets.
Seals
Soji Fuin: Specialized seal created by Naruto, allows him to seal Kage Bunshin inside of a puppet, allowing them to use a puppets full capabilities, as Naruto's lack of chakra control makes it difficult for him to control them to their full potential.