iPod Shuffle Challenge
A/N: *scratches back of head* yeah… so I haven't updated in a while. I just had school and tennis and play practice and homework and watching Doctor Who episodes and yeah. I know it's a sucky excuse, but it's all I've got. Anyway, here it goes.
Disclaimer: It's probably a good thing I don't own Doctor Who, seeing how good I am with deadlines.
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Bad Romance- Lady GaGa
Jack and the Doctor had been enjoying a game of cards when a song began to play quietly in the background. The Doctor looked quizzically at Jack.
"Not me!" he protested before the pair vanished in a flash of light.
"Oh, not again." Jack groaned, looking down at himself. The Doctor just yelped and ran behind a pillar, naked.
"What did you do with my clothing?" The Doctor shouted angrily at Jack.
"Hey, that wasn't me, it was the story!"
"What the fuck are you talking about?" the Doctor yelled, so angry he broke his rule about language.
"It's an iPod shuffle challenge." Jack explained patiently "Lady GaGa is playing, thus, the author decided to take away our shirts and trousers. Oh, by the way, I like your boxers. Converse. Very you.
Hey Soul Sister- Train
"Doctor, whatever you do, don't turn your head or roll over."
"What's going on Jack? Why can't I roll over? Wait, why am I in a bed? And why don't I have my shirt back?"
"Just… keep looking at the wall."
"Jack, tell me what's going on."
"Listen to the song."
Your sweet moving. The smell of you in every single dream I dream.
"OH MY GOD!"
Blue (Da Ba Dee)- Eiffel 65
The Doctor sat huddled in a corner, shaking.
"Scarred… for… life…" he whispered.
"Oh come on, Doc. It's not like anything happened.
"So… depressed…"
"It's just a story. They can't actually force us to do anything; just put us in awkward situations."
"Need… brain bleach…"
"You didn't even see anything! You fell off the bed after you figured out what was going on!"
"Mind bleach… and bananas… lots and lots of bananas…" Jack sighed. The Doctor could be awfully difficult sometimes. It was time to put some reverse psychology into use.
"You know Doctor; you're kinda sexy when you're sad." In an instant, the Doctor was on his feet with an exaggerated smile on his face.
"Great! Where to next! Boy, I'm so very very happy all of a sudden!"
Love Song- Sara Bareilles
"No." The Doctor said flatly. "Just, no."
"Ah, come on Doc, I kinda like it." Jack replied playfully. "I mean, look at that view. You can't beat Paris at night."
"You know what I mean, Jack. Some arse decided to put us in a romantic dinner scene the instant the saw the title of the song! I mean, are they even listening to the lyrics? What does a defiant songwriter have to do with Paris at night?"
"Ooh, Look! Nibbles!" Jack exclaimed. The Doctor just banged his head on the table.
Exterminate, Regenerate- Chameleon Circuit
"All right, so where are we now?" The Doctor asked. So far it didn't seem romantic, which was good with him. "The intro sounds familiar, but I just can't place it."
"Hmmm…" Jack replied. "You're right. I've definitely heard the song before somewhere."
It's been such a long time since I met you back on Skaro…
Jack paled. "Oh shit."
"Oh shit." The Doctor agreed. Then they spent the next 3 ¾ minutes running away from Daleks.
One- Apocalyptica
"… Jack?"
"I'm here Doctor."
"But where is here?" Both men could see nothing but a huge, white wall stretching off into the distance.
"It appears we've reached an instrumental piece." Jack responded
"So?"
"There's nothing to write about, no ideas. In other words, we've hit *dun dun dun* WRITER'S BLOCK!"
Tik Tok-Ke$ha (Note from Hinn: I think that's spelled wrong) (Eleni agrees. Ke$sha needs to go back to second grade. It was her brother who put the song on her iPod.)
"No no no no no no no no…" the Doctor moaned. "God have mercy and kill me now."
"You're right; this author has gone too far." Jack agreed in disgust. The Doctor glanced at him, startled.
"You actually agree with me? I thought you'd love this!"
"Hell no," Jack denied vehemently "I mean, a yellow pedicure? I look 20 times better in red. And a silver dress when there's that gorgeous blue evening gown over there? Give me a break."
The Doctor considered banging his head on a nearby table, but decided against it. His head hurt too much from last time.
Dynamite- Taio Cruz
The Doctor breathed a sigh of relief. No more dresses, Daleks, or candle-lit dinners. Just a nice, simple, club.
Jack looked over at his companion. He appeared to be relieved about their current setting. And rightfully so. Green tank tops definitely weren't the Doctor's best look. But what was he doing now? Was he having some kind of fit? And why was he waving his arms around? Wait… no…
"Doctor? Are you… dancing?" Jack shouted over the music.
"Yup!" He happily replied. "I call it the Drunken Giraffe!"
In My Head-Jason Derülo
Jack was shocked. The Doctor was doing all sorts of crazy things today. First dancing (If you could call it that) and now this. The story must be messing with his head, cuz' there could be no other explanation for this. The Doctor was just starting off into space-if the song was to be believed- fantasizing. This was just too weird. He should probably poke him. After all, it wasn't something the Doctor would do, right? Or at least when other people were around. Hmm… maybe he should just let him be. But what if-
"Jack?" the Doctor said, still string off into the distance.
"Yeah Doc?" Jack replied, a little guiltily.
"Could you please stop staring at me during this song?"
Before He Cheats-Carrie Underwood
The Doctor and Jack found themselves in a noisy room, with some unrecognizable song playing loudly.
"Hey, it's a pub scene!" Jack called. "There's always one of these when an author gets a song they don't know what to do with."
"Great! And this is number 10 too!" the Doctor screamed back.
"Come on, let's celebrate with a drink!" Jack replied. Just as they'd settled down with a couple of pints, the doors burst open, and the pub fell silent. A dark-haired man in a suit stood at the doorway. In the silence, Jack and the Doctor could hear the song playing quietly in the back of their heads.
"Hello honey." Jack said nervously to Ianto. The Doctor ran screaming out the door to his TARDIS, only to trip on a brick and break his neck on the way out.
"What was up with him?" asked Ianto
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A/N: In case you didn't catch on, that was a parody of an iPod Shuffle Challenge. Remember when that was happening about every 3 fics? Well, the idea for this fic was conceived during that time period. I didn't actually follow the challenge in that I didn't write them in the time it took for the song to play, but these songs are all from my iPod. I tried to choose songs most people would know, but if there's one you haven't heard of, I heartily urge you to look it up on YouTube (Except Tik Tok and In My Head. Both my brother's fault). Pretty please review?
Xoxo
Eleni C
PS: I do suggestions! In fact, I'm begging you for suggestions! PLEASE! PLEASE!