Parings: InuyashaXKagome
SangoXMiroku
SakuraXSaske
UskeXKeiko
NarutoXKagura
KougaXAyame
KikyoXNaraku
ShippoXRin
The Life Story of an Orphaned Kagome
Chapter 13: Leave Kagome alone or else!
Disclainer: I'm not even gonna bother, if you have any problems? Talk to my consultant-Mr Middle Finger.
Last time:
Then there was a knock on the door, Kagome went to answer it and it was Shippo "Oh hey Shippo come right in" Kagome said letting him in with his two huge suit cases
"BABE!" Rin went and embraced him "its been sooo long" said Rin
"I know I was really missin ya" said Shippo tightening his grasp
The teens stayed up doing what ever until they got tired so Rin and Shippo shared a single bed, Inuyasha and Kagome shared a double bed and Ayame and Kouga shared a double bed too.
The couples slept together in peace…
The morning sun shon brightly through the windows, the teens had forgotten to shut the curtains before going to sleep but that was the least of their worries; they had people after them and here they all are hiding out in a motel.
"Agh fuck this sun is bright" Kagome groaned
In about an hour everyone was up, Inuyasha was planning to call room service and every one else was tired from last night.
For the next three days the couples did nothing but sit around and do bugger all, they where board shitless and desperately needed some excitement so the group packed up and decided to go to back to Inuyasha's place since in his beach house he had 10 bedrooms that each contained a double bed.
When everyone was packed up Shippo and Rin went in Shippo's car and Kagome, Kouga, Ayame and Inuyasha went in Inuyasha's car, Inuyasha led the way all the way back to his place.
When Inuyasha had gotten back all of the teens got out of the cars and went inside with Inuyasha and Kagome, Kagome turned 16 next Friday April 5th and when she was 16 her god parents would stop chasing her all together try to make her into something she's not.
The teens where now sitting on the lounge just talking…
"So Kagome do we all have to get jobs?" asked Shippo
"Yeah it would be a good idea but try not to go out until ya 16 coz that's when ya parents can't catch ya" Explained Kagome
"I'll have to wait two fucken weeks damn it" Shippo said
"3 days for me" Rin grouched
"Tomorrow for me" Ayame grouched
"4 day for me" Ayame grouched
"2 days for me" Inuyasha grouched
"Man what are we going to do for fun if we can't go out?" asked Kagome
"Well I could invite Kagura, Naruto and all our other mates from blue star 5, yeah?" Ayame asked
"So whaddaya Inuyasha?" Rin asked
"Well…I got enough rooms and we all turn 16 so yeah" Inuyasha had a smile of agreement on his face
"Let's call em' now yeah?" Ayame asked
"Keh sure I'll use the home phone" said Inuyasha getting up
Inuyasha had called everyone down for a few nights a and said that they would be having parties every night and sleeping in the next morning. And all the teens had to do was set the speakers and shit up and then wait for them to get there…
When all of the friends had gotten here Inuyasha wanted to talk to them and Kagome and all, everyone was sitting around the loung…
"Ok everyone Kagome does not have to suffer anymore, ok heres what's gonna happen, I will send my agents in and they will sneak in a dismantle and take out any phones leaving a walky-talky on the kitchen bench, the other walky-talky will be with me so they can tell us when to surrender at night, then we will come 7:00am in the morning and then throw pitch forks, rocks and shit at the house" Inuyasha explained
(A/N: that idea came from ISKM a reviewer and also my mate)
"Yeah! Sounds good Inuyasha!" Said Miroku
"Hell yeah but where are we going to get the pitch forks and crap from?" asked Naruto
"I have my own stash somewhere in the shed" Inuyasha said with a smirk
"OK I'll contact my agents" Inuyasha said with a smirk getting out a mobile phone out
Once Inuyasha had did what he did the group decided to have a bit of fun, so they all gathered around the home phone and decided to prank Sesshomaru Inuyasha's older brother, Inuyasha didn't mind in fact it was his idea and since the home phone was on private and it was unreachable by any tracking technology.
Inuyasha dialled the number, put the phone on speaker phone and told everyone to be quiet then pressed record.
"Hello Sesshomaru speaking? Who is this?" Sesshomaru said in his normal snobbish way
"Is Avtar here?" Inuyasha said in an Indian accent
"Who?" Sesshomaru was getting a little impatient not knowing this guy
"Avtar" Inuyasha said
"Can I ask whose speaking please?" Sesshomaru was getting frustraighted
"Kerrpel" Inuyasha said
"Who?" asked Sesshomaru
"Kerrpel" Inuyasha replied in his Indian accent "Hi I was just because I live down the street from you and your agent come to my house today and he kick my dog"
"Pardon?" Sesshomaru yawned
"Your agent come to my house today and kick my dog" Inuyasha continued
"Uh-ha" Sesshomaru said in a snobbish way
"your agent come to my house today and she come on to my property and she kick my dog and my dig needs operation" Inuyasha said
"Oh really?" Sesshomaru is trying to keep calm
"He kicked my dog, I am not lying"
"Oh Really?"
"Yes she did I saw him at my house kicking my dog and why did he do it?"
"Uh-whose speaking and where from?" asked Sesshomaru
"I live on your street"
"Huh?"
"You damn right where I live!"
"No I don't"
"You know damn right you bastard"
"You say that one of my agents would do that?"
"I call the police!" Inuyasha hung up and pressed stop record on the phone.
Everyone started to cack up laughing on the ground, Inuyasha took the recording disk out of the phone and put it in his lap-top, motioning for everyone to come over.
"Hehe lets put this on the internet" Inuyasha started to laugh evilly
"Good stuff Inuyasha" said Miroku
Inuyasha went to this site and put it on the internet and then waited for the reviews to come in, when that was done the group and Inuyasha went out to the garden shed to get crap to throw at Kagome's god parents house and then load it into Inuyasha's boot.
(A/N: for those of you that don't know what a boot is it is Australian for trunk, if you haven't noticed I'm an Aussie that's why you see me spelling colour instead of color and mum instead of mom)
Everyone went in their cars to Kagome's parents house (They followed Inuyasha's car) and the time was now 3:00am in the morning, Inuyasha gave them all scary masks to wear and gloves so that the coppers wouldn't be able to catch them.
The teens got out and started to throw pitch forks, shovles, rocks and other crap at the house making sure they were going into the window accept Inuyasha he tried the walky-talky and started to say…
"Stop making Kagome into something she's NOT" Inuyasha said stuff like this for about 13 minutes until someone picked up the walky-talky.
"Ok, ok we will stop! Please don't hurt us!" Came a distresses woman's voice
Inuyasha rejoiced and then told everyone to stop because they had promised to stop harassing Kagome, Inuyasha just had to make sure of it they wouldn't do that again to anyone because Kagome also had other relatives.
"If you ever do this to anyone again I will be back!" Inuyasha dismanted the walky-talky by breaking it in half and then chucking it in his car along with Kagome, Rin and Shippo getting in the car too.
The teens drove off in their cars back to Inuyasha's to party in celebration of Kagome's freedom well when they got some sleep, Kagome was really happy, tears of happiness were coming out of her eyes as Inuyasha was driving.
"Inuyasha thank you" Kagome said with meaning
"I wanted you to not have to worry about them trying to split us up" Inuyasha replied
When Everyone was back at Inuyasha's, Inuyasha carried Kagome bridal style into their room as everyone in their couples went into one of the bedrooms.
Kagome took off her jumper and pants leaving her black tank and red undies and then letting Inuyasha put her to bed, he took off his jumper and pants leaving his jocks and white t-shirt on getting into bed with Kagome, Kagome snuggled up to Inuyasha and so they both slept…
END OF THIS FIC STORY THINGY, but I will be putting an after chapter to show what happened to everyone a little after and thanking all the people who actually reviewed and the people who put me all a favourite…But I would like to say thanx to all of my reviewers! I will be putting up another fic called Misunderstood Hanyou and I would like you all to read it and guess what?
I KNOW TWO JAPANESE ALPHABETS HURAGANA AND KATAKANA!!! YAY!!!
ARIGOT!!!!
