Feline Jaye: Thank you for the review, and I appreciate honesty. To tell you the truth, I'm more familiar with Animorphs than Artemis Fowl, so I'm finding his character a little tricky to get. Thank you for letting me know. In the future, could you please be more specific and tell me how he's out of character so I know what to correct? That'd be great. Anyway, thanks again for reviewing ;)

And, as always, thank you Skylan D. Water for the awesome review :D

Now for the moment you've all been waiting for...

(Drumroll)

The next installment of Artemorphs!

"So what information can you give us, Erek?" Jake asked the android.

"Well, from what I've heard, the Yeerks are going to Ireland to infest world famous criminal mastermind, Artemis Fowl."

Marco's spoon clattered onto the floor. Surely he could not have heard that right. "Artemis Fowl? The Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl The Second?"

"I think so."

"Why? Who's Artemis Fowl?" asked Cassie, confused.

Marco's mouth dropped open. "You don't know who Artemis Fowl is?"

They shook their heads.

"I've seen him at last a dozen times on TV. Artemis is about a year younger than us. He's been suspected of stealing many precious items, but has never been caught in the act. But I've also seen Fowl win, like, a trillion prizes for his brilliance. He must be the smartest, geekiest, nerdiest, kid in the world! Oprah once mentioned him." Everyone stared at him, "My dad was watching her, not me." He blushed a little.

"He? Wait, Fowl's a boy?" Cassie said.

"Yes. Why?"

"It's just that...the name Artemis comes form a Greek goddess. And she hated men!" Cassie started laughing hysterically. Realizing that nobody else understood her joke, she frowned. "You mean I'm the only one who pays attention in social studies?"

"Moving on," Jake said, "it sounds like we're in a dangerous siduation here."

"Just how smart is he?" Rachel asked.

"Let's put it this way. Ax-man, he puts your intelligence to shame."

Ax straightened with indignity. ((Impossible! We andalites are the most intelligent, most superior species in the whole galaxy!))

"Ax, he has an IQ of over 200. I think he wins."

((So what do we do?)) Tobias questioned.

"We go to Ireland of course," Jake replied, trying to sound like he actually knew what he was doing.

"How? There's no way we could get there in time. Our bird morphs aren't fast enough, and even if we snuck on a plane we still would not make it."

"I may have a solution, "Erek said. "Remember how one of us was a movie star? Well we still have a private jet."

"Excellent! Let's do it!"

Marco groaned. "I hate when she does that."

((But what shall we do when we get there, Prince Jake?)) Ax questioned.

"Okay, first of all, don't call me 'Prince'-"

((Yes, Prince Jake.))

"And we can' let the Yeerks get him...so we have stop them from infesting one of the smartest people in the world."

Marco snorted. "And how exactly do we do that?"

"I've got a plan..."

Everybody huddled up like a football team, anxious to hear their leader's plan. It was risk, reckless, and incredibly desperate. It was crazy, alright. So crazy that it just might work.

"Okay, let's go!"

"We get to ride in a jet!"

The creature was millimeters from his ear now. What was he going to do? There must be a way escape! But Artemis saw absolutely no way out of this. For once, he, Artemis Fowl, did not know what to do.

But just before it was slipped in, the wall on the other side of the room seemed to explode!

It was enough to startle everyone, making the men forget about the slug momentarily.

Artemis looked for the sorce of the explosion. A gorilla holding the same kind of gun the men had, stood there.

Curious, Artemis thought.

"Andalite bandit!" Chapman cried.

"How did they find us?"

All three men began to shoot at it.

In all the confusion, Artemis tried once again to free himself, but it was no use.

Then things got even stranger. The gorilla bounded at full speed towards Artemis. Was it going to attack him? he wondered. But Artemis seriously doubted it; this was obviously no ordinary gorilla.

And he was right. The beast tried to pull apart the cuffs, but they were too strong even for him. So the gorilla went with plan B, he just picked up the entire chair, with Artemis in it, and ran off.

((Just hang in there, kid.))

Artemis's eye darted around the room. Who said that?

"NOOOOO!" Tom wailed, going down on his knees and pounding his fists on the floor, like a spoiled child. "We were so close!"

"You fool," Chapman said, "don't let them get away!"

But they knew it was out of their hands now, the gorilla had left the building, carrying the boy with him.

"So much for my promotion," Tom muttered.

Meanwhile Marco boarded the jet, he couldn't believe their luck! And yet, something seemed uncanny. Artemis hadn't said a word the entire time. His face remained completely blank.

((Uh, no offense, kid, but you were just kidnapped by a gorilla. Why aren't you freaking out?))

"I am trying to analyze what has just occurred. Because, stylistically this should be impossible; and I must admit, I was rather caught off guard during the events that unfolded in the past eleven minutes. But I'm sure that once I get my bearings together, things should be much more perceivable."

Marco snorted mentally. Great, just what he needed, another Ax.

You know what to do, press that botton. Come on, press it.