Chapter 6: Way of the Samurai
Edd and Eddy traveled through the ravaged Darklands, slowly reaching Mandark's flying ship.
"Edd, we've been traveling the stupid Darklands for twelve days now! It's all jungle and infection!" Said Eddy.
"Tiredness and Dehydration is no excuse for yelling Eddy." Said Edd.
After several more hours of traveling they decided to rest. Then the rest ended after a ninja star almost hid Edd.
"Good Gracious, Oh my, Eddy the Fusions found us!" Screamed Edd.
"Yeah, and more will find you if you keep yelling like that!" Said Eddy.
"Wait, did you just say that Fusions found you?" Said a mysterious voice.
"Yeah, what of it?" Said Eddy.
"That means that you dislike Fuse?
"Yes." Shriveled Edd.
"Could your names be Edd and Eddy?" Said the voice.
"Yes, but who are you?" Asked Eddy.
"I'll show you." The figure jumped out of the shadows and revealed to be a muscular man, with black hair with a sword, wearing a white robe.
"Edd, do you know who that is?" Asked a star struck Eddy.
"Yes Eddy, that's the famous Samurai Jack! He's been fighting Aku for years!" Said Edd, who was star struck in return.
Jack laughed. "Ah youth, they are full of dreams, and it's up to them to capture those dreams.
"Now, do you want to go to Mandark Industries for rest?" Asked Jack.
"You bet!" Said Eddy.
When they reached the ship, they saw that the area was torn up, and the ship was tilted, one engine was trashed.
"You two, Demongo appeared and showed Ed more soap. He ran off even deeper into the Darklands." Said Jack.
What! Said Edd.
"Don't worry, we put a tracking device on him, and he is in range of the ship." Said Jack.
All of a sudden Mandark appeared.
"Jack! Who are those people?"
"Mandark, don't you know? These are the people who survived the crash; they're waiting for Ed." Said Jack.
"Yes, Jack can you please bring our guests some Snacks?" Asked Mandark.
"Yes, (what am I, his slave?)." Said Jack.
As soon as Jack left Mandark backed away, and made a creepy smile towards Edd and Eddy.
"So, Mandark, what food is there?" Asked Eddy.
"Mandroids! Surround them!"
All of a sudden large robots surrounded Edd and Eddy, with red eyes and red spikes on their backs. Every Mandroid had large blasters, all aimed at Edd and Eddy. Then Mandark pressed a button, revealing large cannon, also aiming at the Remaining Ed's.
"Prepare to Die Eds!" Said Mandark.
"Watch the wrath of my Freeze ray!" Then all of Mandark's soldiers launched at once.
Then a plane caught the Eds, saving them at the last second.
"Thank you for saving us mysterious pilot!" Said Edd.
Mandroids make ice smell like pudding. Said the pilot.
"Wait, Edd that's Ed!" Said Eddy.
"Ed is that you?" Said Edd.
"Hi double Dee, do you have any gravy?" Said Ed.