Kingdom Hearts Randomness 2:
Lea Meets Elenar (Or Axel Meets Larxene)
"Isa, After days of researching, I realized something!"
"What was this realization? That you're an Idiot? You make half the yaoi in the world? You're Bi?"
"No, No, and maybe. It's that we are hot as the next guy, yet we don't have girlfriends! What's up with that?"
"Because all the girls at our school are preps and I'm not into girls who has no brains and says like 20 times in a sentence."
"But those are the easy girls, if you know what I mean."
"Whatever you say Lea I'm going to go home. If I stick around I might catch your idiotism."
"Hmph! Fine while you go and act all cool and stuff I'll get a girlfriend!"
Gah! I can't stand Isa sometimes; he thinks he's sooo smart. He thinks I, the great Lea, is an idiot. Well he won't think that when this idiot gets a girl.
The next day was the weekend. As usual I was hanging with Isa, eating some sea-salt ice cream. He was reading and I was checking out beauties that passed by. Then I see a girl, a new girl with blonde hair. She sat down on a bench next to us. So I go to impress her by acting like a total gentleman. I walk over to her with the extra Ice cream.
"Hey cutie."
She had a flirty smile as she said,
"Heya, how did you get so hot?"
She got me interested.
"You know me and my friend Isa, we are eating some ice cream, want to come join?"
"Sure, my name is Elanar. Yours?"
I grabbed her by the arm. "I'm Lea and this is your lucky day!"
She was totally awesome. Isa left after he got tired of us being all kissy face at each other. Then the real fun began, we made out all night and watched movies and had fun. She was my first girlfriend and wanted her to be my only.
Months later
Larxene asked me "Axel-rod?"
I look at Larxene "Hm? What is it?"
"Remember the day we first met?"
"Yeah, I love that memory."
"Want to know a secret?"
"What?"
"To tell the truth… I'm like…"
I sit in excitement, eyes wide.
"Saix!"
Demyx comes running out saying, "I Flipping knew it!"
I died of embarrassment.