Kingdom Hearts Randomness 4:
A day in Org. 13
Morning:
Saix: WAKE UP You Lazy BUMS!
All: *Groans*
Demyx: *Mumbles* Noo I wanna go back to sleep… *Falls Back Asleep*
Saix: *Hits Demyx with his Sitar* WAKE THE F*** UP!
All: *Hides In fear*
Saix: *Gives them the Evil Eye* Who's making breakfast today
Marluxia: I say the Larxene do it, I mean she is a woman.
Larxene: *Throws a Knife at Marluxia's Head*
Marluxia: *Dodges knife, Gulps* I… I mean I'll do it!
Zexion: Hell no because you all ways burn my tofu bacon. I'll cook a nice Vegitarian breakfast
All: *Ties Up Zexion so he wouldn't cook his disgusting food*
Axel: I KNOW!
Xigbar: What is it?
Luxord: A game of strip Poker?
Demyx, Axel, Xigbar: STRIP POKER! *Drools of the fact of naked Larxene*
Larxene: *Throws Knifes at their heads, And watch them bleed to death*
Axel: *Covers wound* No (Sadly) Not that. *Points At Roxas*
MAKE THE NOOB COOK!
Roxas: ?
All: MAKE THE NOOB COOK!
Roxas: Um… Why don't we go to Bob Evans
All: Fine BOB EVANS!
Afternoon
Marluxia: Hey Axel
Axel: Hm?
Marluxia: I think Larxene is Into me
Axel: *Rolls eyes* Yeeah sure…
Marluxia: I've been thinking… Maybe we should do it!
Axel: *SPIT TAKE* WTF!
Marluxia: But she would be hard to get… Unlike the other non-virgins I met and made them non-virgin.
Axel: Larxene is not like that. She is wayyy…. When in hell would she like you. She like Saix (After she told me in a previous story)
Marluxia: *sits on Axels lap* Are you jealous Axel-Rod?
Axel: *thinking* WTF IS GOING ON!
Marluxia: You know… I've been also thinking that you are pretty hot.
Axel: *Thinking* OMFG IT'S A YAOI MOMENT!
Marluxia: *Gets closer to Axel's Face* How bout we get this over with.
Axel: *Scream!*
Demyx: *walks by to see what's happening* Omg. *Gets a camera* I'll make a fortune with this Yaoi. Roxas! Come here! And gets the others!
Axel: WON'T SOMEBODY HELP ME!
All: Do it! Do it!
Axel: WTF!
Nighttime
Saix: *Aroooooo*
Zexion: Ah the nighttime is so awesome, don't you agree Lexaeus?
Lexaeus: *nod*
Zexion: *sigh* I need a girlfriend.
Lexaeus: *nods*… Make a puppet.
Zexion: great idea.
10 minutes later
Zexion: My new love Xion!
Xion: …
Zexion: Now… Kiss me Xion!
Xion: …
Zexion: …
Roxas: *walks by* Hey Zexion! Hey new person.
Xion: *Grabs Roxas' Hands* I love you.
Zexion: Are you serious!
(End of the day)