Kingdom Hearts Randomness 5:
Sora vs. Naruto vs. Sonic vs. Mario! (The battle of a Life time!)
Sora: So Naruto! You think you can steal my fans? Ha! Kingdom Hearts is Waay awesomer than Ninjas! WE HAVE MICKEY, DONALD, AND GOOFY SO TOP THAT!
Naruto: *Laughs* Ha! We are waay more awesomer Because I HAVE A TV SHOW, MANGA, AND VIDEO GAMES SO TOP THAT!
Sora: Oh crap! I just got Owned. O.o
Sonic: *Laughs* I have all those things But I HAVE WAY MORE FANS!
Naruto & Sora: WTF its Sonic!
Sonic: Ya! And I pwned You both! I have way More games than Kingdom Hearts and I had a longer Tv show than Naruto! And I have my own comic! owned!
Mario: You may have a tv show and comic BUT I HAVE THE LONGEST GAME SERIES IN THE WHOLE FREAKING WORLD!
Naruto, Sonic, Sora: WTFH MARIO!
Mario: Mmhm!
Sora: Ok how are we gonna settle this?
Naruto: Hottest Main Girl?
Mario: Princess Peach hands down!
Sonic: No way! It's Amy!
Naruto: No way it's Amy! You're not even into her that way.
Sonic: Publicity stunt to get more fans. We are way into each other THAT way.
Mario: Um ok gross.
Naruto: Yea I second that.
Sora: Me too.
Naruto: Then how about the number of hot dudes in a show! Sonic is disqualified because he's an animal!
Sonic: *Sits sadly*
Sora: And Mario cause they are just short dudes with ugly mustaches.
Mario: *Joins Sonic*
Sora: Well it's obvious Kingdom hearts win! We have soo many hot dudes in our game *Smiles Proudly*
Naruto: That are not in Final Fantasy?
Sora: Well some. We have Riku, Zexion, um Axel, Marluxia, (In some cases) Saix and Xemnas, Terra and…
Naruto: Ha! We have (Of course) Me, Sasuke, Itachi, Kakashi…
Sora: What's hot about a dude with a mask over his face most of the time?
Naruto: Shut up! We have…
Cloud: It's strange that you guys know that.
Sora & Naruto: WTF? Where did you come from?
Cloud: Shouldn't you guys base which is best by fighting?
Sora: We shoulda done that in the first place! Alright! Sora vs. Naruto vs. Sonic vs. Mario! (And Cloud)
1 second later
*Sora: Dead/ Naruto: Dead/ Sonic: Dead/ Mario: Dead/ Cloud: Alive*
Cloud: You shoulda known that Final Fantasy Owns all
(Overall: Final Fantasy Pwns All!)