Inside The Box Chapter 3
By Namikaze99/Madara29/Ninja99 (ALL ME)
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto
(..HA!) - Me Talking
Hey! - Normal
'WHAT!' - thoughts.
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'Dobe? Isn't that what...OH SHIT!' Naruko thought, mentally panicking. She was hoping that she was wrong from thinking it would be the damned Uchiha at her doorstep, but when she opened her eyes, she met wide, confused onyx ones.
Anger ran through Naruko, so she only responded the obvious, but regretted it greatly afterwords.
"I AM NOT A DOBE!" she yelled, only the first part of her regret. Sasuke couldn't believe it. The dobes voice was a higher pich at home than at school?
"Why are you dressed like a girl?"
"BECAUSE...BECAUSE..."
'WHAT THE FUCK DO I SAY!' she thought.
"Answer me Naruto," he commanded, wanting an answer.
"I AM NOT NARUTO!" Naruko yelled at him, regretting it dearly.
'SHIT!' Naruko thought angrily, 'Good job Naruko! Just tell the whole world, will you?'
"Then who are you?" Sasuke asked, rather curious.
I mean, who wouldn't ask that? The blonde before him looked exactly like Naruto.
Except she had long hair.
And breasts.
But that wasn't the weird thing. He found the blonde- err dobe, attractive. How could you not? She looked like an angel, even in mens clothing! But, he just thought a GUY was attractive...ew.
The question that the onyx-haired man asked caused her to stiffen. What the hell was she supposed to say?
'DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN!' Naruko screamed mentally. She would have ripped her hair off by now if there wasn't a person standing before her eyeing her-
WHAT THE FUCK?
"HEY! STOP STARING THERE YOU PERVERT!" Naruko yelled at him as she hid her breasts by crossing her arms like how a dead pharaoh would.
Sasuke blushed a faint red and looked away. He was too busy debating whether the blonde's breasts were real or not to notice he was still staring at them.
"Anyway, what are you doing at my house teme?" she asked while glaring daggers at him. Sasuke turned his head back to her with a very faint blush that you could barely notice. He held his hand out revealing a notebook that had black sharpie scribbled on the front.
"You left this in Iruka's class..." Sasuke said emotionlessly, his blush now completely gone. Naruko stared at the notebook the teme was holding.
It was the notebook she had to give up for Naruto...and HE SCRIBBLE ON IT!
'Oh his ass is mine when he gets back...' Naruko thought angrily as she snatched the notebook away from the raven-head. She mumbled a thanks and closed the door on his face, until a certain asshole's foot stopped the door from closing.
Naruko growled in frustration as Sasuke pushed the door open, only to reveal his signature sexy smirk.
"You never answered my question dobe. Who are you?"
"Thats none of your business!" Naruko growled out as she tried to close the door once more, only to fail miserably.
"I'm not leaving without an answer," he said in his smartass monotone.
"Douche..." she muttered.
"What was that?"
"Nothing. NOW LEAVE!" Naruko tried to close the door with both of her hands but Sasuke put one of his hands on the other side of the door to push back. Naruto groaned as she put her back against the door and sat down to push her weight at the door. The door only moved a few centimeters, though Sasuke didn't even lose position.
"Wow, you're pretty weak."
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
Smirk.
"Hn."
"GRR!" Naruko finally had enough so she stood up and walked to her couch with her arms crossed. Sasuke pushed the door open all the way and entered the house, closing the door behind him.
He examined the living room as he made his way and sat next to the blonde. She was looking away from him, glaring at nothing in particular.
"You're living room looks like shit."
"Well nobody asked for your opinion."
"Hn." he looked away.
"Hmph!" she remained with her arms crossed.
Then there was such an akward silence that a plastic knife could cut through it easily. Sasuke looked at the blonde from the corner of his eye and finally decided to speak,
"You still didn't answer me."
"I don't have to."
"Well I want you to.
"Who do you think you are, my brother?" she snapped back.
"Brother? I thought the saying was supposed to be mother?"
"I don't have one,"she replied in a harsh tone of voice.
Well Sasuke felt like shit.
"What about your dad?"
"Dead..." she said emotionlessly.
Okay, now he felt 10 times worse.
"Oh..." he simply said, now looking down. "Gomen...I didn't...mean to..."
What the? Did the pompous ass just apoligize? TO HER!
She turned to the man with a smirk on her face. Sasuke saw her expression on the corner of his eye and turned to her.
"What are you smirking about?"
"You just apoligized..." she said, smirking wider. Sasuke scowled and crossed his arms.
"So what?" he mumbled.
"My brother said that you thought you were better than anyone...so why apoligize?"
"So the dobe's your brother?" Sasuke asked.
"Don't change the subject." Naruko said emotionlessly.
Sigh.
"I...I don't know..." Sasuke shrugged, "It just felt needed..."
"Well then," Naruko said, grinning, "If you felt that it was needed, you wouldn't mind apoligizing to my brother for getting him suspended?"
Sasuke snorted as his scowl deepened.
"I would."
"Why?"
"Because."
"Because...?"
"Just because..."
"Why?"
"I don't want to..."
"And why don't you want to?"
"Hn."
And thats how Naruko knew the conversation ended. It was going to continue with the "Hn's" and she wouldn't be able to understand crap.
"You want something to eat?" Naruko asked, standing up and walking to the small kitchen.
"No." he said bluntly. He scowled at how he just let that word escape his mouth like it was venom.
"Well you're polite," Naruko said sarcastically. She looked into her cabinet and took out one instant cup of ramen and walked over to the sink to pour in some water. Once she finished with that, she placed the cup of ramen into the microwave and had it cook for 3 minutes. She decided to go and sit next to Sasuke while the ramen cooked.
Naruto looked at everything but him, and Sasuke just glared at the door.
"You still didn't answer me..."
Naruko made a low growl and nudged him in the arm. What a nosy bastard.
"FINE! Whatever!" Its not like he was going to leave her alone. "My name is Uzumaki Naruko and I am Naruto's twin sister."
Sasuke looked at her in suprise. The girl had just answered him! Sasuke did get an answer he was expecting to hear after all the similarities she has with Naruto, but one question was still occupying his mind.
"Then how come you don't leave to school with him?"
Silence.
He felt Naruko stiffen, causing him to get very curious.
"Th-thats none of your business!" she snapped quickly as she crossed her arms and looked away from him.
Sasuke said nothing, now knowing that it would only make everything worse. He just sighed and got up from the couch, causing Naruko to gaze upon him suspiciously.
"Well," he said akwardly and turned around to the door, "I'm going to go now-"
"Mat-te!" Naruko said as she grabbed his arm with her hand. Sasuke looked at her with wide eyes. Naruko blushed at her stupidity, telling a complete stranger this was going to be...well weird. She avoided his eyes by looking to her right.
"N-Naruto won't be home til eight...s-so you can stay here longer if you like..." she stuttered out, redder (is that a word?) than a tomato.
Smirk.
Though the girl couldn't see it, he smirked. The blonde obviously had a crush on him. (PFFFT. Not yet atleast ;]) He knew that no girl would be able to resist his looks and charms. He just knew.
That and the girl was most likely always alone in the house until Naruto came home, so why not giver her some company?
"I would love to," Sasuke replied. Naruko looked up at the onyx haired man with wide eyes. Her face still had a blush, but it was a slight,pink one.
The confused face of the blonde made her look so adorable, even Sasuke couldn't deny it. But what he did deny is that he just THOUGHT that. He slid his arm down and grabbed her hand with his own and led her to the couch.
So they sat down and had another akward silence until the microwave beeped, signaling that the ramen was done. Naruko raced to the microwave, took out the ramen, some chopsticks, and checked the clock.
It was only 5:45. Sasuke had plently of time before Naruto came.
Too much time...
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