Zuko scrolled down the page, muttering to himself. He was browsing for a well-written, multi-chaptered fan-fic that would be rich and satisfying. Sadly (yet not altogether unexpectedly), he was not finding anything that fell under this category. What he was finding, however, was a very great deal of fluff and drabbles.

"What the..." Zuko clicked on a story written by FlUfFyxXxKIttEnZ, entitled A Dance To Remember. The summary was: Zuko dances in the rain on Valentine's day to show his passionate love for Kataara.

"I would never do that! What did I do on the show to give people the slightest impression that I would ever do that? This Fluffy-Kitten person needs to get a grip on reality. Why would anybody even write something like this? Is it just to add to the population of fics that support your favorite pairing? And will somebody please tell me where the moderators are(that's right, I didn't capitalize it, because they don't deserve to wear the title)! They're the ones who are supposed to punish people who post this kind of stuff, if not banish from the sight forever."

Zuko scrolled down farther, eventually clicking on a story entitled: 567 Zuko Love Drabbles.

"Okay, seriously people, if you're going to post something, at least set yourself a realistic goal. The chances of this being finished are about the same as any of its content making any sense in the slightest."

Zuko skimmed through several lines of randomness involving the Plant-Benders, Zuko being reincarnated as a girl, and Sokka turning into the sun.

"Think of a plot, people! Seriously, I don't know why I'm a member of this site. I have better things to do then read other people's pointless mind wanderings."

Aang walked into the room, blinked, then walked out.

"Yeah, that's right, this rant was so true that you don't have a witty one-liner that will completely destroy its meaning and purpose!"

Zuko laughed hysterically, then shut down his computer and left the room.

Author's Note: Sorry if I offended anybody with this one. I'm guilty of some of this stuff myself, which is kind of sad. The whole realistic goal thing... I have many unfinished fics. But I know I'll finish this one if you REVIEW. If you have any suggestions for rant topics, they are greatly appreciated and will be rewarded with many different flavors of cookies!

Disclaimer: I do not own Avatar the Last Airbender, or .