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"Spoken Dialogue."
"Mental Communication/Telepathy."
'Inner thoughts/thinking.'
Xander, Agent of Chaos! Chapter 1
-April 15, 2003, Vineyard, Sunnydale-
On the ground were several dead bodies, and some were of potential Slayers. The rest were Bringers, who are priests of The First Evil. At this moment, The First Evil's High Priest Caleb was holding Xander up by his neck, and he was speaking.
"They call you the one who sees. Let's see how well you can see after this." Caleb said in his holier-than-thou voice and a sinister smile on his face.
The last thing Xander saw was Caleb's thumb moving quickly to his face before his world went black. The others in the Vineyard watched Xander's head explode like an overripe melon.
-Unknown Region-
"Hello, Mr. Harris." Said a man wearing a standard black business suit, but his tie had multiple colored swirls on it.
Xander came to awareness and looked around, he saw he was in an office of some kind, and everything was an off-white color. Xander saw the average-looking man sitting on the other side of the desk in his suit and a tie, which Xander thought looked cool.
"I'm dead, aren't I?" Xander asked after he sighed and looked at the man behind the desk.
"How do you know you are not dreaming or hallucinating?" The man behind the desk asked with a curious tone and a look on his face.
"If I were dreaming or hallucinating, I would be on a beach with a bunch of naked girls and not in an office with a guy." Xander replied with a voice that said it should have been obvious. "So, are you my grim reaper or something?" He asked with curiosity.
He wasn't scared for two reasons. One, he was used to weird shit happening in Sunnydale, and two being that he was already dead.
The man behind the desk let out a laugh before replying.
"No, I'm Janus. I believe you might have heard of me." Janus, the man behind the desk, introduced himself with a casual smile and amusement in his eyes.
Xander thought for a moment before it came to him.
"You're the God of Chaos Ethan channeled to cast the spell that turned us all into our costumes on Halloween." Xander replied to the god currently sitting in front of him.
"Right in one, Xander. Ethan would be considered my priest in the old ways, who spread, around the world, the darker or bad side of chaos. You, however, would be considered an altar boy of mine on the lighter or good side of chaos." Janus replied to Xander, explaining the ranks of his people and telling Xander of his station in life
"Err, what do you mean I'm your altar boy of the good kind of chaos? Does that mean Ethan helped you bad-touch me on Halloween?" Xander asked the chaos god with confusion.
"Well, as an altar boy, you had no real power. But your actions, and life in general, generate chaos in your wake. That is why you were able to save Buffy, the Vampire Layer, when she died to the Master in that cave. Which wreaked chaos on The Powers That Be's plans with that prophecy of her dying that night and staying dead. Then there is your overall life, where chaos gives you fun experiences with no permanent side effects. Like all the demon girlfriends, that love spell fiasco, Dracula minion, and funny syphilis. Also, that general chaos makes things happen, like summoning the demon who turned Sunnydale into a musical village. It helps by giving you unique insights on handling things like using that rocket launcher to take out the Judge. Blowing up your high school to kill the Mayor and serving Buffy, the Vampire Layer magically spiked beer that made her go all cave-woman. Overall, it gives you a fun-filled life while messing up everyone's plans in chaotic ways. It explains your whole comic relief attitude as well." Janus told Xander while explaining how Xander was an altar boy of chaos, spreading it around.
After thinking for a few moments, Xander responded.
"Ok, I will give you that. I did lead a strange life and had fun messing up the bad guy's plans. Also, it's Buffy, the Vampire Slayer, not Buffy, The Vampire Layer." Xander told the God of Chaos and agreed with him about his life.
Although, he did think Buffy, the Vampire Layer was very funny.
Janus looked at Xander with confusion etched on his face for a moment before he looked down and opened up the file on his desk. After quickly reading it, he looked at Xander to speak.
"No, I was right. It's Buffy, the Vampire Layer. It says here that Buffy likes to have sex with vampires that are nothing but demon-possessed corpses with small penises. They have massive penis envy of the living. Which is why they are always so angry at the world. It is also why the female version of those vampires is always so slutty. Only a living guy can give them a proper fucking." Janus explained to Xander while pointing down at the file on his desk and tapping it with his finger. Then he looked down at it again, flipping the page to read the next one, when a look of realization came on his face. "Ah, that explains it. It seems some fallen Power That Be named Jasmine is the reason Buffy fell for and had sex with Angel in the first place. The whole Spike thing was just collateral damage from Jasmine messing with the Slayer's mind. But it also says that she genuinely and greatly enjoyed having sex with vampires after her first time with Angel. It also says Angel and Spike aren't the only male vampires she's had sex with since becoming a Slayer. It lists six other ones she's had sex with as well." The God of Chaos explained to Xander what he found in the file.
Xander, being who he is, couldn't resist.
"So both Dead Boys had small dicks, huh, poor Buffy. Why are they so small, though?" Xander curiously asked with humor-filled eyes.
"Those types of vampires are dead, capital D dead. So they have no heartbeat. No heartbeat means no blood pumping through their body, which means their peckers can't get longer, thicker, or hard. They can just keep them straight so they stick out like a finger. So you are right, poor Buffy. It even says here Riley was below average in size as well." Janus explained to Xander how the demon vampire's male equipment worked and why Buffy had such a crappy sex life.
"Suddenly, I feel happy. But also sad that Buffy had sex with such poorly equipped guys." Xander commented to the chaos god sitting in front of him. "What other vampires did Buffy have sex with then?" He asked in an afterthought, as he was rather curious about that.
"She had sex with Dracula when he fed on her. Then the night Riley left town, she went to the vampire brothel that Riley went to for a while. Buffy started going there four times a week on average after that night. There were five vampires she regularly had sex with there. It was usually two at the same time when Buffy went there. Huh, she didn't let them bite her, but she did let them suck and lick on cuts she made on her breasts that would heal a few hours later and not scar, thanks to her Slayer healing. It says they gave Buffy money when they had it for having sex with them and letting them have her blood. It looks like she mainly did it for sex, but she never asked for the money or turned it down because of the financial trouble she was having then. Likewise, it says she went there with Spike twice a week. Looks like she cleaned the place out of vampires when the First Evil started acting up." Janus said while reading the file on his desk.
"Wow, I wasn't expecting that. I didn't know Buffy was having money trouble that bad. I would have helped if I had known." Xander said with surprise in his voice.
He did know it all started because of what Jasmine did to the blonde Slayer, but he was still surprised at his friend's actions.
"So what do you want with me, you obviously want something, or I would be in heaven right now surrounded by Twinkies and naked girls." Xander said to the man behind the desk, getting to the point of the matter.
"Well, you see, my brother Death is unhappy about how things with his priestess Buffy are going. Yeah, Slayers are the Priestesses of Death, by the way. Also, my sister Fate 'cough' bitch 'cough' is unhappy with the whole Jasmine thing, who not only messed with Buffy. But also your friend Willow, too. They are both upset about The First Evil escaping its prison, thanks to Glory's and Willow's actions." Janus started explaining but was interrupted by Xander.
"What do you mean Jasmine messed with Willow, and how did Glory help The First escape?" Xander asked the God of Chaos, interrupting him.
"It might be best if I start from the beginning. When the Creator first made your universe. Your world only had humans in it, but they were just small tribes. One day, an extremely powerful and ancient God-King Demon broke through the dimensional barriers into your world, making the main Hellmouth in Sunnydale. They also made two smaller ones from the aftershock of breaking through, which have been dormant since that demon broke through. That ancient God-King Demon was power-hungry and egotistical, so it decided to call itself The First Evil. Years later, the demons ran rampant in your world, so Death chose to step in. He took a small fragment of his power and gave it to a tribe of Shamans. They infused it into the Chief's only child, his daughter, and called her The Slayer. Fate also tweaked things so that when a Slayer died, a new Slayer got chosen. An interesting fact about that Ancient God-King Demon, it created the Turok-Han Vampires, or Ubervamp as you call them, to gain more foot soldiers. It was the Turok-Han who created the demon-possessed corpse vampires that you are familiar with." Janus started explaining but paused to conjure two Twinkies and tossed one to Xander before he started eating the other.
"Thanks." Xander said after he caught the Twinkie, he enjoyed the history lesson, thinking it was way better than what Giles spouted.
"About a year after that, three low-level demon gods. The beings known as The Powers That Be and the Slayer worked together to destroy The First's body. The low-level demon gods helped because The First was killing people on its own side just as much as on the other side, and they wanted him gone, as he was bad for business. After destroying the body, they combined their powers to trap The First's demonic essence inside a cage they placed in another empty dimension. Then they sealed that dimension from all forms of access. Now, when the vampire you know as the Master, who was also part Turok-Han. Drank the blood of Buffy and broke through that dimensional barrier he was trapped behind. The Master made a small crack in the dimension barrier where The First was trapped. It was just enough for The First to whisper through from its cage to gain its Priests, also known as The Bringers. With them performing a ritual and channeling power from the Hellmouth, The First could manifest in that ghost form you saw in your senior year. Back then, The First had no actual power. It was just an evil toothless chihuahua with an annoying bark." Janus said to start explaining the history of The First before pausing to take a bite out of his Twinkie and eat it.
"Now, when that skank Glory used The Key in Dawn's blood to open that dimensional tear, in reality, trying to get home. It turned that crack in the dimension barrier into a hole. The violent force from opening that tear had also sent a shock wave that made a nice-sized crack in The First's cage. It allowed The First to extend its influence even more so than it could before. The First could now manifest without aid from its bringers, which is when it recruited Caleb. Now, Willow was given magic by Jasmine, and Jasmine just so happened to be a Power That Be that helped imprison The First. When Willow, who has a link to Jasmine's power, used the spell to resurrect Buffy. She tore a hole into Heaven and ripped Buffy's soul out of it. What you don't know is that when Buffy became the Slayer, her soul got touched by Death's power. So when Willow did that spell, she completely smashed open the dimension barrier where The First was trapped, which also released a shock wave when she smashed through that barrier. That shock wave made the crack in The First's cage made by Glory into a hole. That hole was big enough for The First to infuse some of its essence into Caleb, making him The First's High Priest. Now all The First needs is the complete destruction of the Slayer line to destroy its cage and thus escape its prison. That is something no one wants. Which is why we are talking." Janus explained to Xander why things in Sunnydale had gone so bad recently.
"Wow, that sounds like way above my pay grade. If we are talking, then it means you expect me to help. But I don't see how I can, as I'm dead, and The First's prison sounds like it's beyond repair and only a matter of time before it can escape." Xander told Janus, not understanding why he was talking to him about all of this.
"That is where my offer comes in." Janus said, followed by shifting to look just like Morpheus in the first Matrix movie, and then extended both of his closed hands, palm side up, in front of Xander. "Now you can take the Blue Pill and go to the land of Twinkies and naked girls, also known as Heaven." Janus said in the same voice as Morpheus while opening his left hand, revealing a blue pill. "Or you can take the Red Pill and go down the rabbit hole of chaos to change things in your world for the better." Janus said in the same voice while opening his right hand, revealing a red Pill.
"Some I'm Neo, huh?" Xander replied to the God of Chaos with a smirk on his face. Xander didn't even think about it. "Fuck it." He said before grabbing the red pill, which lit up his whole world in a flash of red light.
Then Xander heard the sound of a ringing bell and clapping.
As the red light cleared from his eyes, Xander looked around and saw that he was now on the set of one of those cheesy 80s game shows on TV. There were flashing lights, ringing bells, clapping, and even a big sign flashing WINNER. Xander saw Janus appear looking just like Bob Barker with the long stick microphone and spoke into it with Bob Barker's voice.
"Congratulations, Xander, you won The Powers Package Game. Not only do you win the door prizes, but you also win your choice of a grand prize from behind one of those four curtains." Janus said, pointing to the stage in front of Xander with four curtains.
The first three looked normal. The first curtain was Black and Yellow, the second was Green and White, and the third was Orange and Black. It was the fourth that looked bizarre. It was silver with Yellow, Black, White, Green, and Orange colored question marks on it.
"Now, Xander, what do you want to do first? Learn what door prizes you won, or see behind those curtains and pick your grand prize." Janus, the God of Chaos, asked Xander in the voice of Bob Barker from The Price is Right.
"Bob, tell me about the door prizes first!" Xander happily exclaimed while clapping his hands.
The dark-haired guy was having the time of his life, well, the time of his post-death experience.
"You should know a few things first. We will send your soul and most of your memories back in time to your thirteenth birthday. It is also when you will get both of your power packages. You won't initially remember any monster of the week crap because Fate insists on that in exchange for letting you remember the Big Bads when the time is right. But you will get the monster of the week memories back after you solve the problem, or they don't happen because of the butterfly effect. For the big bads, you will remember all about the Mayor's Ascension after he does the ritual to make himself invincible. You will get all your memories about Glory after her first encounter with Buffy. You will also remember that Buffy is the Vampire Slayer. So you can prepare things for her arrival. But you can't directly interact with her until she gets to Sunnydale. Not only that, but you get the extreme and joyous honor of killing Angel when he shows up in Sunnydale before Buffy. Those corpse-possessing demon vampires with souls piss off Death big time. Death and Fate will also be tweaking things to make things better for Dawn." Janus, as Bob Barker said, to start explaining what Xander won.
"For Dawn, the ritual that the monks used will be changed. So they make a fetus from Joyce's and Hank's blood. This way, she will have a soul, unlike last time. It was why she was a little off. Dawn will also have real memories of the life she lived. Instead of the fakes the monks made. She will still be The Key though and aged up, so she will be 14 when the Summers family first arrives in Sunnydale to balance things, as Fate insisted." Janus explained to Xander about the changes to help Dawn.
"Wait, Dawn didn't have a soul?" Xander asked, with surprise in his voice and also shown on his face.
"No, she didn't. What those monks did was magically clone Buffy while re-rolling her genes so Dawn would look different. But they crammed The Key where the soul was supposed to go." Janus said, explaining the truth about Dawn's creation.
He, Fate, and Death hated how that happened.
"I'm happy for Dawn getting taken care of this time around. Now you said something about power packages as in more than one." Xander said with the voice of a comic book geek who got informed that he was getting superpowers.
"First, I will elevate you to my high priest of the lighter side of chaos. My first and only high priest, by the way. It will keep The Powers That Be from messing with you. To do so will incur my wrath, which they don't want. Firstly, you will have the Chaos Ball ability. It lets you throw balls of good nature chaos to make random and funny things happen to those you hit with them. You will have the power of Cloaking, which means when cloaked. No one will see, hear, smell, sense, or detect you in any way. You will be completely undetectable from all beings except for the upper-level God's like me, and no Glory won't be able to see through it. You will be given the power of teleportation without a range limit. It will make it, so you can move around easier and faster when needed. You will have the power of Empathy, which will help you in countless ways." Janus said while looking at Xander before conjuring a bottle of Dr. Pepper and taking a drink from it.
Then he let the bottle go, and it floated next to him.
"Next, you will have the power of Compulsion. You can make all but those of high priest rank or higher basically do whatever you want. Also, you can use it to make people forget things while only you or those higher than you can restore the memories. This way, you can protect your secrets. But you can't make them go against their deep-rooted moral codes, like making a pacifist murder a baby or make a devout catholic nun go into the porn business. You will get a minor form of a Veela aura, making human girls and women mildly attracted to you as long as they are attracted to the male gender. It will make things easier for you, so you don't always have to mess with people's minds using compulsions. Instead of giving you a monster-sized cock to make all the male vampires jealous. You will get a one-size-fits-all, which means you can control the size and shape of it and even grow a second one for them kinky girls. You get all this for being my high priest as your base power package." Janus said, with the tone of voice and body movement of a game show host, as the crowd cheered and clapped in the background.
"That sounds awesome! How does the compulsion power work, though? What is its range? Can I do it while cloaked, and can I cloak other people too?" Xander said in an excited voice full of glee. "Also, let's call me your Agent of Chaos. That sounds better, and being a secret agent is more fun than being a priest." He added while grinning.
"Alright then, my Agent of Chaos. You will need line of sight for the compulsion to work, and you can use it while cloaked. For example, if you wanted to use both gifts to rob drug dealers and the other scum of society, you could. However, you can only cloak yourself." Janus replied to answer Xander's questions to clarify the limits of his powers.
"Good to know, and that's a great idea for making money, but I will do that on the other side of the country just to be safe." Xander responded to the chaos god.
He didn't want to risk robbing the scum of society in LA, just in case it affected Buffy or Sunnydale somehow. Xander also planned to use those powers to make his parents act better and get Jesse out of town. So he doesn't die this time around.
"Now, there are some things you need to be aware of about this deal. Buffy is not off-limits for you dating-wise. Death, Fate, and me will ensure she doesn't start falling for male vampires this time. Death, with my help, will be tweaking things. So Buffy doesn't die to the Master this time. Also, don't worry about Faith because Fate will ensure her a better life this time. The whole Halloween costume event from Ethan is still going to happen. What you pick from behind one of those curtains will be your costume for Halloween. It will let you reveal those powers to your friends instead of having to keep them hidden. The costumes for the others will be hand-picked by Fate and me. I will also ensure that they get to keep the abilities of those costumes after Halloween. Fate will use this event to make it so Willow will be incapable of using magic this time. She has an addictive personality, and it doesn't mix well with magic." Janus explained in his Bob Barker disguise.
"Huh, I have gotten over my crush on Buffy a while ago. But I might try asking her out this time, seeing how Angel won't take up all of her attention. That's good about Willow not using magic anymore, and you're right about her personality. Who will be the resident magic user then?" Xander replied to Janus before asking a question about a potential problem.
"Dawn will be the resident magic user because of her Halloween costume. She will be able to handle it and have the right mentality for the gifts she will be given, unlike Willow. Also, no. I won't be telling you what they are. You get to wait and find out, but keep in mind. We picked some costumes to punish the person for their previous actions and some to prevent The Powers That Be from interfering. You won't have to worry about Jasmine messing with things because me, Fate, and Death will destroy her essence after I send you back. Her games with Angel and trying to get a body for herself led to the whole situation with The First. If you ensure Buffy doesn't die to the Master again, the dimensional barrier won't be damaged. But if Gory opens her portal again, it could damage The First's cage. So you need to be ready for those two events and careful about handling them." Janus said in his Bob Barker guise and voice.
"It sounds all good to me, so what's behind the curtains?" Xander replied to Janus because he wanted to see the other powers he would be getting.
"First, I need to explain something. The demon Vampires you are familiar with get a 10X multiplier increase to the base strength, speed, agility, durability, and stamina of what their hosts could do. The Slayers get a 10X multiplier as well. But unlike the vampires, a Slayer can increase their base stats with proper exercise and training up to the maximum human potential. These multipliers are important for what's behind those curtains. Let's look behind the first curtain, shall we? Oh, you will also get all the memories and detailed knowledge on how to use both power packages." Janus said in Bob Barker's voice and with a tone meant to excite those around him while pointing at the yellow and black curtain.
After the curtain lifted, Xander saw what, or rather who, was standing behind it and gasped before speaking.
"No fucking way, Wolverine? That's awesome." Xander exclaimed with glee.
"Yes, first up is The Wolverine. You know all his powers already, but the downside is that Wolverine is only a 2X multiplier. So his adamantium claws and healing powers will be heavily used while also making vampires a real pain for you to deal with, and even more so with Glory. The good perk is that thanks to his healing factor, your endurance, in all things, will get a huge boost. His cum also shares his healing powers with those who swallow it or whose bodies absorb it." Janus explained the downsides and perks of the Wolverine package to Xander.
"Yeah, that does make sense about vampires being a pain for him, and the sex perks are great, but let's see what the others are." Xander replied.
"Let's look behind the second curtain, shall we?" Janus spoke up in Bob Barker's voice while pointing at the green and white curtain as it lifted.
"No way, Green Lantern!" Xander excitedly said, showing his comic book geek side.
"You already know all about the Green Lantern's powers. But for the downsides, he is only a 5X multiplier and has no healing factor. But he can survive and fly in space, which you can do for fun to blow off steam and relax. It also allows you to toss things into the sun, like the cut-up pieces of The Judge and Acathla." Janus explained the downsides and perks of choosing the Green Lantern package.
"Stronger than Wolverine, but the lack of healing factor sucks." Xander spoke up, offering his opinion on the Green Lantern package.
"Let's look behind the third curtain, shall we?" Janus spoke up in Bob Barker's voice while pointing at the orange and black curtain as it lifted.
"Holy fucking shit, is that who I think it is?" Xander loudly exclaimed while having a nerdgasm.
"Yes, Xander, you are looking at Goku in his Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan transformation. Now for the downsides. There is no healing factor, Senzu Beans, Gravity Room, or Hyperbolic Time Chamber. So trying to build up his strength, speed, and powers will be almost impossible for you. The good thing is he can survive and fly in space. So you can go there for fun and throw things into the sun." Janus explained the downsides and perks of selecting the Goku package.
"Yeah, without a gravity room or a hyperbolic time chamber, the most I could do strength training-wise is bench pressing junk cars in the scrapyard. How will SSGSS hold up against Glory with my limited training options?" Xander spoke up, stating his opinions on the Goku package before asking an important question.
"With that limited training, you will be below Glory in physical abilities. How much is hard to say. She has been a goddess for a long time, so she has experience using it." Janus said, answering Xander's question.
The Super Saiyan transformations were just multipliers of what they could do in their base form.
Buffy only defeated Glory because Willow mind-sucking the Hell Goddess, the Dagon Sphere, and the Troll God's hammer the green-eyed Slayer used as a weapon. If it weren't for all that, Glory would have easily beat Buffy. Glory was so much stronger and faster than her. She could have easily killed Buffy if the goddess wasn't weakened and crazy.
"So what's behind the fourth curtain? Given the multicolored scheme, I'm taking a wild guess and say it's a mix of the other three." Xander asked Janus.
"You are correct. Let's see what is behind the fourth and final curtain. Oh, what you will see is you, by the way, but different." Janus said in Bob Barker's voice with a tone meant to excite those around him while pointing at the multi-colored curtain.
Xander saw what was behind the curtain. It looked like himself, except there were some differences.
He looked about 18 years old, with slightly more muscle bulk that was also well-toned. He had snow-white hair about 3 inches long in spiky clumps, metallic azure-blue eyes, and his facial features had changed.
Xander only knows this is him because Janus said it was.
"Ok, now that looks cool. But what are the perks and downsides to this unnamed power package?" Xander curiously asked while looking at the cool-looking version of himself.
"This is a custom form that I came up with by tossing the other three in a blender and adding a side of chaos. I call it Mystic Warrior. First, this form comes with a gravity room you can teleport both yourself and others to. It has Wolverine's healing factor but is three times stronger thanks to the influence of the Green Lanterns' power source. Now Ki, or Energy if you prefer, is what this power package uses for its abilities. The healing factor will restore it from 0% to 100% in about 20 mins. It has all of Wolverine's and Goku's senses in base form and the transformed state you see now. The bones from your base form and the transformed state are composed of Celestial Mithril. But will look like completely normal bones." Janus started to explain the fourth option before Xander spoke up.
"What is celestial mithril?" Xander asked Janus, interrupting him, as Xander had never heard of that metal before.
"Now, celestial mithril is the metal of the gods. They use it to make all of their weapons and several other things. Unlike adamantium, it is indestructible. No matter how much physical force is applied, it can't be bent, damaged, or broken. It also can't be damaged by itself, either. Even adamantium has its physical limits and can be easily broken by Superman using enough of his strength. Celestial mithril can absorb kinetic energy, and vibrations, like vibranium, can. But better because vibranium does have its limits, and celestial mithril doesn't. It is unaffected by any magic that the wielder doesn't want it to, can't be phased through, and will hurt those phasing. Finally, celestial mithril can't be affected by magnetic fields or detected by metal detectors." Janus said to explain about celestial mithril.
"That's good because, with Goku's strength from gravity room training, he could break adamantium as Superman could." Xander responded, showing he understood why the celestial mithril bones would be perfect for him.
Even though breaking Goku's bones needs someone stronger than him, it is better to be safe than sorry, Xander reasoned.
"Now for the rest of the powers, it can fly and survive in space thanks to the perks from Green Lantern and Goku, which means you can toss things in the sun too. It can make hard-light constructs like Green Lantern can but is limited to normal-sized hand-held weapons, a shield, and a containment sphere of adjustable size. It has the Saiyan ability to get stronger and faster without limit and to increase the max Ki storage capacity. The downside of the SSGSS transformation for this power package is that it will only give you a 100X multiplier. The good part is you can transform right away, but it will drain your Ki very fast. So you can't use it for long until you build up your Ki reserves and master the form. When you master the transformation, there is no longer a drain on your Ki to maintain it. That is something you should work on before Buffy shows up. Now, because of the nature of SSGSS. It has Impenetrable skin like Superman that is only vulnerable to celestial mithril or other God-level weapons. The combined powers mean you can even swim in the sun if you feel like doing so. It can shoot energy blasts. But it is limited to only energy balls that can't be bigger than an SUV. So no energy beams or energy wave attacks. The energy blasts are electric-yellow, by the way, and can dust vampires. Finally, the base form of this power package has a 10X multiplier. Also, like a Saiyan in their base form, you can increase your base stats and maxim Ki capacity without limit in your base form as well." Janus said in his Bob Barker guise as he finished explaining the last of the powers, perks, and downside of the Mystic Warrior Package.
"That sounds like a nice and well-rounded power package that the Mystic Warrior has. You said earlier that it comes with a Gravity Room, and I can teleport myself and others into it. What can you tell me about what it has and its limits?" Xander replied to Janus, showing he understood the ups and downs of the fourth power package.
Xander knew with being able to teleport others in there. He will be able to bring Buffy in there, so she can get the most out of her Slayer powers.
"It has a square mile of open floor space in a perfect square with a ceiling height of half a mile. The floor, walls, and ceiling are celestial mithril, so you won't have to worry about breaking them. The gravity field generator has physical and voice controls, with no limit to how high it can go. There are also weighted clothes, wristbands, and shoes that have no limit on how much they can weigh. But you can't remove them from the room. Time flows the same in and out of it. It also has perfect reception for a cell phone or pager." Janus replied to Xander's question, telling him all about the gravity room, with its perks and limits.
"Wow, that is a nice power package. The limits from the first three get compensated by the powers of the others and how they interact." Xander commented before stopping to think for a moment. "You custom-made that one because you wanted me to pick it, didn't you?" The brown-eyed guy asked Janus while looking at him.
The chaos god chuckled before he responded.
"Yeah, I did. I designed it while sitting on the porcelain throne for about 15 minutes. By the way, never eat cheap, greasy tacos with sliders on the side while drinking a pitcher of beer. You will have to buy a new toilet if you do." Janus replied with an honest smile on his face.
"I've done that before, but the toilet wasn't Slayed." Xander after laughing. "Bob, I will take the Mystic Warrior power package." The dark-haired guy cheerfully said while looking at the God of Chaos.
Xander watched as the Mystic Warrior turned into a bright glowing yellow ball before slamming into his chest. It also caused a download of information into Xander's head. After his head cleared, Xander spoke up.
"Wow, that was a head rush. You said earlier that I couldn't directly interact with Buffy before she came to Sunnydale. Does that mean I can work from the shadows? So Joyce believed Buffy about the Vampires when she told her about being the Slayer. That way, Joyce won't send Buffy to that nice place with the padded walls and the fun pills." Xander said while looking at Janus
He knew how much going to the mental hospital had messed with Buffy. Buffy having to hide her Slayer status from her mom caused many headaches and problems for the green-eyed girl.
"Yes, you can. You can even make it, so Pike starts that fire in the Gym instead of Buffy. The main thing is you can't be seen by her or talk to her." Janus replied to Xander to clarify the Buffy situation pre-Sunnydale. "Any more questions, Xander?" Janus asked his newly made Agent of Chaos.
"No, you covered everything important." Xander replied to the God of Chaos.
"Remember, your main goals are dusting Angel, keeping Buffy alive when fighting the Master and making sure Glory doesn't tear a hole in reality. Take care of those things, and don't try to take over the world or destroy it. Then you can pretty much do whatever you want. You can even play Superhero in a major City after Halloween if you wanted." Janus told Xander after shifting back to his original form, followed by saying. "Time for chaos!" Janus excitedly said while snapping his fingers and causing Xander's world to go black.
AN: That is the end of this chapter. Please comment or review. That way, I know someone out there is reading this. I might also take inspiration from reviews for things to happen in this story.