Final chapter! Hope the ending's not cheap. I tried my best to make it sound interesting. Thanks everyone for reading this story.

"Ohhhh," Fox groaned in pain. He slowly opened his eyes and caught a view of an ugly white ceiling. He couldn't move. He could tell he was in another one of those full-body casts. At least every bone in his body felt broken, "w-where am I?"

"You're in the hospital.. again," Fox heard a well familiar voice. He saw Falco staring at him beside his bed, "your arwing crashed into a building. Wolf is in the other bed."

"Oh, OK. Wait, what happened to Jiggly-"

"Jigglypuff!" a cute voice cut Fox off. Jigglypuff hopped onto his bed happily.

"Jigglypuff!? How did you go unharmed?"

"Jiggly Jiggly!" Jigglypuff pointed out a small parachute on her back which was taken from the arwing's glove compartment.

"Oh.. you really need to stop being a mary sue." said Fox as he groaned in more pain.

"You guys are stalkers. Trying to find my secret, eh?"

"Wait, how did you know?" asked Wolf who just woke up. Even Jigglypuff turned her head up to Falco.

"Well, I know you guys took my diary! But hey, I'll tell you it." Falco said shrugging his shoulders.

"Really?! There must be a catch." protested Fox.

"Nope."

Excited, Fox and Wolf did their best to lean closely despite the full-body casts they were wearing. Falco closed and locked the door, while Jigglypuff leaned closer to Falco with her hand against her ear.

"The secret is..." Falco whispered. This was it!! Falco is actually going to say the secret, "the secret is... that there is none!"

"Wait.. what?!" shouted Fox and Wolf at the same time. Jigglypuff just jumped and could not believe her ears! Falco began bursting out laughing.

"Yeah, that's right. You guys got tricked!"

"So, we went through all that pain and running and paparazzi for nothing?! What grudge were you holding against us!" shouted Fox.

"None. Master Hand just wanted me to pull a prank because you hang out with Taboo more than him. He said it would lead to a pointless fan fiction!"

"Aw, that jackass." said Fox.

"And you gotta admit.. you guys looked like idiots chasing me down!" Falco started laughing again, trying to grasp breath. Wolf however, was not happy. Pissed, he growled and began trying to break out of the cast as if he was never injured.

"That's it, I'm going to kick your ass!"

"Psh, good luck breaking out of that cast. You look like a mummy!"

"Jiggly!"

Jigglypuff jumped off Fox's hospital bed and walked over to Falco, and began staring at him. Mustering up all her strength, she jumped up and kicked him hard in the nuts.

"Ow..!!" Falco fell to the ground in pain.

"Puff!" Jigglypuff began laughing. She noticed he was getting up, so she quickly unlocked the door and ran out of the room.

"Come back here!!" Falco ran out the room and chased after her. Wolf broke out of his cast then ran out the room as well.

"Come back here Falco! I'm gunna kick your ass!!"

"Those three." Fox laughed. All of a sudden, a giant chain chomp randomly broke through the wall!

"Ruff ruff!" it looked at Fox, then aimed at him to eat.

"Gah!! Wait for me you guys!" Fox broke out of his cast suddenly not hurt, and ran out the room. All around the hospital building, the four friends and the random chain chomp chased each other.

The hospital was now a chaotic mess. While Fox was running, He heard his cell phone ring.

"Hello??"

"Hey, Fox, where've you been? I haven't heard your voice in forever!"

"Master Hand?" said Fox while dodging a flying first-aid kit.

"Yes! I missed you, you know. You don't talk to me anymore! All you do is hang out with that Taboo guy.."

"Look, I can't talk right now. I'm kind of in a situation.."

"Oh, I know. I'm watching it on my screen right now." Master Hand could hear the screamings and battle cries of Wolf, Falco, Jigglypuff, and the barking chain chomp in the background, along with some scared nurses and patients.

"Well.. can you please help me?!"

"Why of course.. but on one condition."

"What?" asked Fox.

"Only if you and your friends come to my house tonight for tea and cookies. I need to even up the score between me and Taboo!"

Not that Fox hated tea and cookies.. but with Master Hand?

"Aw crap."

End :)