Longer chapter, more randomess! Yes randomness. LOVE THE RANDOMESS!!!
The Espada came into the World of the Living ready to party, ready for action. What they saw was probably way more than they expected. There were big green blimps and green balloons floating up into the sky wherever you looked, water in the fountains had been dyed green and were synched to Irish music, green floats coasted down streets as people danced on the sidewalks. Grimmjow and Nnoitra started drooling with anticipation. They hopped up and down.
"Canwegocanwegocanwegocanwego!?!?!?!????!??!?!?!" They couldn't stay still. Halibel rolled their eyes. She took a look around.
"Um…where's Barragan and Zommari?"
"Well, Barragan said he wasn't spending another holiday with the peasant meatbags and Zommari looked up St. Patrick's Day parties on YouTube and decided he wasn't going to partake in the festivities."
All of the Espada were silent, but soon it was Grimmjow and Nnoitra who were begging to be let out from the pack. Ulquiorra sighed.
"You two. Can't you ever control yourselves?"
"Of course we can!!" They said hopping up and down eagerly. Ulquiorra rolled his eyes.
"We'll split up in…do we want two groups of three, one group of three? Or do we want groups of twos?" Halibel asked scanning the Espada. Nnoitra put an arm around Grimmjow.
"We'll be a group!!" He said. His smile grew in size. Halibel clicked her tongue.
"I don't think that's a good ide-"
"Okay! Bye!" They said running off.
"MAKE SURE YOUR HOLLOW PHONES ARE ON!!!!!" Halibel yelled to them. They ignored her. She hmphed.
"Those boys are just like kids!" She said. She grabbed Ulquiorra and Starrk and headed off. Szayel, Aaroniero, and Yammy looked at each other.
"Soooooo…what should we do?" Yammy asked scratching his bald head. Aaroniero shrugged. Szayel had his creeper smile in full bloom.
"Hey fellas, let's hit a club."
"Ooh! A club. That sounds like great fun!" Aaroniero said. Yammy shrugged. And they headed off to the clubs.
Back with my favorite, Ulquiorra! He walked with Starrk and Halibel who were pretty excited. Nothing could amaze our dear Ulquiorra though. He looked at everything remaining unemotional. Halibel hit him lightly.
"Lighten up kid. We're supposed to be having fun!" She said. He sighed.
"How am I supposed to have fun? Nothing here amuses me." He said. Halibel looked past some people and smiled.
"That's about to change. LOOK!" She pointed to where two orange heads were standing by the sidewalk looking at the passing floats. Ulquiorra recognized both immediately.
"It's that soul reaper…and his girlfriend."
"No, no, no, no! He doesn't like her. You should go make your move!" Halibel said. Starrk snorted.
"Yeah right! Why would she give him the time of day when I have a stylin' beard?" Starrk said. Ulquiorra glared at him.
"I may not have an interest in the girl, but it'll be a cold day in hell before I let you set foot anywhere near her."
Starrk made a growling sound and swiped his hand like a paw.
"Yikes, watch out for this fierce kitty!" He teased. Ulquiorra barely blushed.
"No. I did not mean it like…that…" he froze as Orihime had caught sight of him and was quickly advancing toward him. He was about to walk away, but Halibel forced him in place. He gave her a half death glare half frightened look. She just smiled at him.
"I will kewl joo later." He said.
"I noes!" She beamed. Orihime stopped in front of them with a jump.
"Like OMG!! I didn't think I'd ever see you guys here!" She said with an overly bubbly demeanor, but Ulquiorra could never refuse her demeanor even if it was the complete opposite of his. She especially smiled at Ulquiorra. He just stared at her.
"So, Ulquiorra, how have you been? Do you miss me? I mean, I was your captive."
"Are you trying to make me feel bad or good?" He asked. She wrapped him in a hug.
"Let's get some dinner! I'll treat!!!" She sang dragging him behind her. Halibel snickered. She loved when a good plan came together. Starrk poked her, his strength was overwhelming and even pushed her forward a little bit. She turned on him and hissed menacingly. He quickly apologized before any damage could be done to his face or his unmentionables. Halibel forgave him but still showed sign of being upset.
"Why are y0ou forcing him to go out with the girl he likes when you won't even go out with your secret crush?"
Halibel chocked on the air she breathed. She had to hit her sternum a little bit. Starrk helped her out by patting her back. She took a deep breath and growled at him with all of her might.
"I DO NOT HAAAAVE A SECRET CRUSH ESPECIALLY ON THAT BIG BOOTED CLOWN WHO'S SUCH A SEXIST!!!! FOR ALL I CARE, HE CAN GO TO HELL!!!!!" She yelled. Some of the people around them had turned to watch her yell. They yelled to Starrk about how she was 'wearing the pants.' He rolled his eyes and pulled her back towards an empty area in the park.
"You sure make a lot of fuss about it, and I never said you liked Nnoitra."
Halibel blushed. She crossed her arms and quickly looked away.
"Idonot!"
Starrk chuckled in a mocking kind of way. Halibel looked back at him with a glare. Starrk stopped laughing because from his POV, her eyes were glowing red. He smiled and led her back to the party. Beer flew up in the sky as people danced in the beer shower catching it on their tongues. Halibel rolled her eyes.
"That kills brain cells."
"Tell that to your boyfriend. He's probably drinking himself dry."
"1. He's not my boyfriend, so STFU! 2. Who cares? He has no brain cells left."
SO, that's where we drop off and check on the drunkards. Grimmjow and Nnoitra had their arms draped around each other's shoulders and drinks in hand. They were so drunk, you could just imagine being there with them to see their craziness. Nnoitra put his head on Grimmjow's shoulder.
"Dude, y-you are *hic* the best running mate *hic* eva'!" He said with a slur.
"N-no *hic* you are th' bestest guy I've eva *hic* known. I luv ya' man *hic*!"
Nnoitra burst out with a laugh. It was one of those random bursts of laughs that just sort of happens. He tapped Grimmjow with his drink.
"You are *hic* you are so d-drunk!! *HIC*"
Grimmjow took offense to this of course. He pushed Nnoitra off of him.
"H-how dare you accu*hic*accuse me of being drunk! I c-can keep my beer down *hic!* unlike you!"
Nnoitra's eyes glazed over. He started staring into space. Grimmjow punched him.
"Stop *hic* mocking me!!! *hic*" He roared. The owner of the pub kicked them out for being so damn annoying. Grimmjow muttered to himself and looked to the really-out-of-it-Nnoitra. He poked him.
"This is all y-your *hic* fault!"
Nnoitra shook his head.
"N-not me." He said with a goofy grin on his face. Grimmjow shook his head at his drunken companion.
"Agh…*hic* one of us should h-have stayed sober."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEESSSSSS!!!" Nnoitra said with a . face. Grimmjow slapped him lightly.
"Well, we should have! I have no idea where I am *hic* or where the others a-are!"
"Oh…thaz bad…*hic*" Nnoitra frowned. Grimmjow frowned.
"You are such a *hic* pansy when y-you're drunk…*hic*"
Nnoitra's eyes watered. He grabbed hold of Grimmjow.
"D-don't call me *hic* names! NNOITRA IS A GOOD BOY!!! *hic!*"
Grimmjow groaned and walked with Nnoitra hanging on to him every step of the way because he was scared and hated big crowds…when he is drunk. Right now, they needed to try and find the others because while they were tipsy, they were clueless and disorientated. Grimmjow could hardly walk straight as it was. Nnoitra's clinginess just made things worse. Grimmjow elbowed Nnoitra off of him. He looked just about ready to cry.
"Don't cry. God damn *hic* drunk." Grimmjow muttered. Nnoitra hiccupped insanely and following came an armada of drool. Grimmjow jumped back with a yelp.
"DON"T DR*hic*OOL ON ME!!!!!!!!" He said. Nnoitra opened his mouth more letting even more drool out. Worse, it was beer colored.
"DUDE!!"
Nnoitra wiped his mouth. He shook his head.
"Blech, who knew you could get drunk just holding it in."
"Wait…wha*hic*at?"
"Oh yeah, I didn't want to get really drunk. I'm not getting totally drunk with anyone but Halibel. Women get freakay when they're drunk, dontcha' know?"
Grimmjow just blinked. The beer was really setting in now. Nnoitra smiled.
"Yup, I held it in and got drunk somehow, so I spit it out just now in drool form."
"S-so, you're just like *hic* Nel?"
Nnoitra narrowed his eyes at Grimmjow.
"Let's just get you back. You're drunk." They started walking to find their group.
SO, meanwhile with our party hardy trio of Aaroniero, Szayel, and Yammy. All three danced on the stage with a beauticious beauty to call their own. They were having a great time. Yammy was really working it, and was a big hit with the ladies. He clinked his martini glass with Aaroniero's.
"This is so awesome!" He said twirling a girl with his other hand. Aaroniero smiled slyly.
"I know! I'm having so much fun!" He said taking a sip of the blue drink. "How did you find out about this place, Szayel?"
Szayel laughed while dancing hip to hip next to a random guy. He smiled at his friends.
"Why isn't it obvious while I would take you to a bar called Fortinbras?" He said with a laugh. Yammy and Aaroniero shrugged. Szayel let out a defiant laugh while spinning around his mate.
"I own this club!" He said laughing even more. Yammy and Aaroniero's smile grew too big for their faces.
"NO WAY!" They both said dipping their girls. Szayel did a flip over his partner.
"Believe it my friends. Where do you think I go when I disappear for days on end? Certainly not to my dreary little lab." He said dancing more rapidly as the song picked up pace. Yammy and Aaroniero looked at each other curiously but were pulled into another dance with even more bodacious beauties. They smiled and began their dance again.
I envy their good time. SO, so, so. Whatever happened to Ulquiorra and Orihime? We shall see. Orihime had dragged Ulquiorra to a place where all of the games were being played. She smiled at him. She was looking for a game that would benefit them both as in fun for them. There weren't a lot of games she agreed with, though. She smiled when she saw the game 'drink.'
"Ulquiorra, let's play this one!"
"You drink? Aren't you underage?"
Orihime's eyes shifted.
"No, no I am not." She said in a calm voice. He shrugged and ignored it. They sat down. The guy in charge of the table smiled.
"You two will go against each other in a happy game of 'drink'. The thing is I'll pick a random person to say a scenario, if it applied or applies to you, take a drink."
"How do you know who wins?" Orihime asked. The guy smiled at her.
"Who cares? You both get to drink. Now, let's see…YOU! WITH THE ORANGE HAIR!! C'MERE!"
A familiar face strolled up to the table. Ulquiorra narrowed his eyes at his arch rival. Ichigo stared right back at him. He smiled evilly.
"The game is drink, you say?" He asked slyly. The gamer nodded. Ichigo rubbed his hands together.
"Alright, let's play. Let's see…have you ever kidnapped someone?"
Ulquiorra took a sip of one of the many shots that sat in front of he and Orihime. She shot Ichigo a warning glance. He ignored her.
"Next, you roll with a posse."
Both took drinks. Ichigo smiled.
"Oh, it gets better." He said. He kept naming off scenarios that only applied to Ulquiorra. Why would he do such a thing? He wanted to see how long it would take for Ulquiorra to succumb to the alcohol and become a total ass.
*20 minutes later*
Ichigo, and the crowd that had gathered were amazed. Almost all of the beer shots were gone, and Ulquiorra was still in control. Ichi's eye twitched. Orihime oohed.
"WOW! Ulquiorra, you can really keep your beer down, huh?"
"Of course I can. We have much stronger drinks where I come from." He said. The whole crowd cheered for him. Ichigo stamped his feet.
"You wear makeup!"
Sip
"You argue frequently!"
Sip
"You almost resemble a bat in a way!"
Sip
"HE'S SO COOL!!! He's just taking it!" A number of girls in the crowd gushed. Ulquiorra allowed himself to chuckle at Ichigo's humiliation while Ichigo just fumed even more.
Ulquiorra beasts at the drinking game!!! ^_^
He'll be drunk in the next chapter because I want him to be!!!
Orihime isn't so innocent is she? NO, Orihime you're a junior in high school You're not under aged AT ALL...
I'm rambling now...