NOTE: This contains implied guy/guy s*x and Soul Eater characters, da~! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
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Well…Belarus was still at it; she chased Russia all around the house, "NII SAN!" She screamed.
Russia turned and looked at her, slowing down a bit, "What?"
"PLEASE MARRY ME!"
Russia turned back around and picked up pace again.
Tsuki walked inside and leaned against the wall, "Are they still doing that?"
"Apparently." Hikari mumbled through her face-palm.
Russia thought fast, "HEY! BELARUS! GO WATCH THIS DVD!" Russia threw the disc at his sister, "RUSSIA COMMANDS YOU, da~! I'LL EVEN HAVE A PRETEND MARRAGE IF YOU WATCH IT, da~!" Russia yelled.
He knew his sister would watch it. Even though it only contained a butterfly flying through a sunflower field for five minutes straight, plus it was set to an endless loop, so it should take her a while before she finally got bored of it. Belarus had some miner ADD…
Belarus came back an hour later, "I WATCHED IT! MARRY ME! NOW!" She said hugging her brother who had finally gotten relaxed.
"I said I'd pretend, da~!"
"Fine…at least it's some sort of marriage!" Belarus said nuzzling her brother.
Tsuki leaned over and whispered in Hikari's ear, "Desperate!"
Russia smiled nervously.
Hikari nodded, arms crossed, "Definitely desperate…"
Kayla walked in and huddled in a corner sobbing, everyone stared. "M-my parents we're trying to dance earlier…" She muttered under her breath.
Hikari's eyes widened, "It. Was. TORTURE! …I'm glad I don't have parents…"
Kayla didn't look up, "Yeah…lucky bitch…no parents…and your boyfriend's really hot, too…you just have everything don't you?"
Hikari thought for a second, "Um…yep!" She smiled.
Kayla glared at her.
"Uh…can we focus on Russia and Belarus?" Tsuki asked, motioning toward Russia who was trying to get his sister to stop sitting on him.
Hikari and Kayla nodded and looked back at the two on the couch.
Kayla started to zone out.
Hikari waved a hand in front of her face.
Kayla came back to Earth, "What was that?" Hikari asked.
"Oh, sorry…I was thinking about yaoi…" Kayla replied. "Soul and Death the Kid are so sexy together…"
Tsuki looked away, "I should apologize for one thing."
Hikari looked at her, "What?"
"I know why Soul and Kid aren't together."
Kayla looked up, "Since when-?"
They ignored her, "Why?" Hikari asked.
"Because I came into Soul's life! We're in love!" She clapped her hands together and looked off into the distance, sighing contently.
Kayla pulled a water pipe out of nowhere and suddenly the room got very…dark. "YOU! YOU DESTROYED THE YAOI! I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU!!!" She screamed as she chased Tsuki trying to smash her skull.
"GUYS! Can we focus on Belarus and Russia! The poor guy looks like he's in a lot of pain…" Hikari screamed at them before pointing to Russia who was being dragged out the back door.
"Come on, Nii-san! Let's pick out tux, yes?" Belarus said in a surprisingly sing-songy voice.
Tsuki, Kayla, and Hikari all simultaneously facepalmed.
Jigoku came in eating a pop tart, "What did I miss?"
They all stared at the new comer, and answered in unison. "A lot."
Jigoku nodded, "…as always…"
Kayla started thinking about what Tsuki said about Soul and Kid not being together anymore. "You know…I saw Soul and Kid on a date just yesterday…"
Tsuki looked at her, big blue eyes round and about to pop out, "WHAT!? …fricken cheater!..."
"I feel a flash back coming on!" Jigoku said, waving her hands above her head like they were riding a rollercoaster.
Hikari put her hands in front of her mouth, "Oh no…not a flash back! Those things make me sick!" She started to run to the bathroom.
"Well…I was sitting at Mc Donald's, and I was spying on Alfred and Arthur, and- What?" Kayla started to explain but was cut off by Jigoku's snickering.
"It's just…you were spying…on a yaoi couple?" she laughed, "A bit Elizabeta-ish, don't 'cha think?"
Kayla got infuriated at one, being called Elizabeta-ish for the SECOND TIME, and two for being interrupted. She pulled out a frying pan and held it above her head, "YOU WANNA SEE ELIZABETA-ISH!?" She said before slamming it against Jigoku's head.
Jigoku fell over, knocked out. Kayla resumed her story, small blushes occupying her cheeks, "Anyway~! And I saw Soul and Kid and Corona. Corona was inside the kid's play thingy, and hiding in a corner. Soul and Kid were trying to get him…or…her…or…whatever…out before Maka came back. And then when Corona wouldn't come out, Soul decided to scare…it…out, so he started to kiss Kid. But after a while, I think it was real, mostly because they ended up all the way inside the tunnels and all the kids ran out saying they were doing 'nasty' things…" Kayla ended the flash back.
Hikari cam back in, "THANK GOD that's over, I was about to barf…"
"I thought you did?" Tsuki asked.
"Sorry…about to barf AGAIN…" Hikari corrected.
"DOES NO ONE CARE ABOUT MY LONG STORY!?" Kayla shouted.
Russia, still clinging to the door frame for dear life and Belarus, still pulling at his feet, looked up and spoke simultaneously, "You told a story?"
"Well! NOW I FELL LIKE CANADA, AY!" Kayla said putting her hands on her hips.
"GUYS! LET'S FOCUS!" Tsuki called pointing at Russia who was about to be overpowered by his little sister.
Belarus looked up happily, "Yeah! I'm about to be happy for eternity pretended-ly!"
"One last thing, no one paid attention to the flash back…" Tsuki said, thinking back.
"It's okay! I'll just repeat it! I was at Mc Donald's and--"
"NO!" Everyone shouted back in unison.
"…you guys can be so mean sometimes…!" Kayla muttered.
THE END!
"NARRATOR PERSON! STOP THAT!" Tsuki scolded the man in the tux from before.
"YEAH! BITCH!" Hikari jabbed.
"That was cruel…" The narrator started to cry, he must have been very emotional…
"Do you want to say the end, everyone!?" Tsuki asked.
"SURE! THE END!" Every shouted.
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A/N: Looks like you wasted another few moments of your life reading another weird role-play thing with me and TsukiloveSoul and xXxJigokuxXx8, da~! ^^ Congrats~!