Hikari stood at wiped the tears out of her eyes.

"Well, you seem okay." Tsuki said sarcastically.

Hikari shook her head to get the flower petals out of her hair, "Shut up! For a fake marriage, it sure seemed real!"

"Yeah…Belarus did go A LITTLE overboard…" Mariah said, walking up to the two vampires.

Belarus looked up at her brother, "Now marry me for real?"

"Still no, da…" Russia said, shaking his head.

Kayla sat all alone in a corner, "I STILL never got to redo the flashback…"

"NO ONE CARES, OKAY!?" Hikari shouted at her.

Italy jumped out from behind the alter in the church they had 'married' in, "PASTAAAA~~!" He shouted.

Belarus facepalmed. "WOULD YOU GET OUT OF HERE!?"

"VEE~! LUDWIG! SCARY! SCARY!" He cried as he ran out of the church.

"What is it, Jigoku?" Tsuki asked, shifting her attention to Jigoku.

Jigoku just stared, horrified.

"WHAT!?" Tsuki screamed.

"F-floating carrot!" Jigoku screamed, raising an arm and pointing at a carrot that was indeed floating.

"H-how is that possible…?" Hikari asked.

"Well OBVIOUSLY England cursed it!" Kayla stated.

"Why the heck would he make a carrot FLOAT?!" Tsuki screamed.

"I don't know…" Mariah said, joining the group of girls.

Belarus looked over, getting annoyed at the others screaming while she was TRYING to stare into her brother's beautiful purple eyes. Then she saw the carrot. "That is--"

She was cut off by her brother running over and picking it up, "Yao likes carrots!" Then he accidently dropped it, and it fell to the ground. "Awww…now it's all dirty, da…" He walked back to his sister.

"THAT WAS AMAZING, BROTHER!" Belarus exclaimed, "NOW MARRY ME FOR REAL!"

Russia giggled, "Het~" (No in Russian)

"Yes, yes you will." Belarus claimed nodding.

"Narrator…say 'The End'! PLEASE!" Russia whispered to the man in the tux.

"Yes! I finally get to say it with out being killed! THE END!" The narrator screamed happily.

Belarus walked over and showed the narrator her shiny knife, "You know what makes this look REALLY cool?"

The narrator shook his head, frightened.

"When blood drips down it, and it covers my clothes, and you can't see my face." Belarus claimed, running a finger down the blade.

The narrator backed up and ran as fast as he could in the other direction.

"Great, maybe he won't come back now, thanks Belarus." Hikari said, patting the girl on the back.

"Don't mention it!" Belarus said, smiling wide.

"But why…did England want a carrot to float, da~?" Russia asked, puzzled.

Belarus decided to glomp Russia, and they fell to the floor, she looked down at him, "I don't know! Marry me!?"

"NO! GET OFF, DA~!" Russia said pushing her off and jumping back up.

"Maybe he's trying to kill us with a mutant carrot!" Mariah exclaimed.

Tsuki facepalmed.

"One thing I don't get…why a carrot? Why not a hammer of a chainsaw? Something more violent than a carrot!?" Hikari asked, scratching her head.

"Maybe he was hungry!" Tsuki exclaimed.

"No, he's England, not Hungary." Jigoku said.

"Not 'Hungary', 'hungry'!" Tsuki said.

"Yeah! That makes sense!" Kayla nodded.

Hikari looked at her through slitted eyes, "No it doesn't!"

Tsuki glared at her, "It's possible…"

"ENGLAND'S GONNA KILL US WITH A MUTANT CARROT!" Jigoku exclaimed, hiding her eyes in her hands. She began to sob. "CURSED CARROT!"

"He's not gonna kill us with a mutants carrot!" Everyone screamed at her.

"…oh…"

About that time China walked in and asked what happened. Russia quickly explained what happened to the Chinese man.

"Wait." China said, stopping Russia from finishing the story, "A floating carrot, aru?"

Everyone nodded.

China facepalmed.

THE END!

"He's back! GET HIM!!!" Hikari yelled as they all chased after the narrator, leaving a confused China behind.

"I guess I'll say it, aru…" China mumbled, "The end."

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A/N: Well…+sigh+ not much to say other than this chapter was weird, da…fun to write, but weird nonetheless…

Also: Just incase you couldn't tell, I name all the chapters after some random part in the story where someone says two words in a row that both start with the same letter.

As of now, there will be at least two more chapters, but I don't know how many more after that, da~!

And again, this chapter was originally written by TsukilovesSoul, she gave me permission, da~!!!

Congrats on wasting your time reading another totally idiotic role-play thingy, da…+leaves+