"Hey Natalia…wanna help your brother kill some people that were mean to me and Mathew today?" Kayla called to Natalia as she sat her backpack on the couch.
"Are you forcing Nii-san to kill them for you…?" Natalia asked, peeking her head around the corner.
"No. He offered thank you very much!" Kayla said mockingly. "And he said he really needed your help."
"ANYTHING FOR NII-SAN!" Natalia called, getting her knife ready for the kill. She grabbed Mariah by the back of her shirt, "Come on. You're coming too."
"Fine. But unless it's that stupid narrator, don't expect me to kill anyone."
"That's okay, da~!" Ivan said entering the front door with his water-pipe. "Leave the killing to us." He looked at Kayla who was pulling books from her bag, "Aren't you coming, da~? You've always wanted to kill someone, right, da~?" Ivan asked.
"I can't. I have like, seventy math problems…" Kayla said sighing and getting a pencil.
"Then we'll wait for you, da~!" Ivan said sitting on the couch and looking at Kayla's library book. "Can I have your bookmark, da~?" He said taking out the bookmark shaped like a sunflower.
"Sorry…no…"
Natalia stood right in front of Kayla, knife barely caressing the skin on her neck. "He said, he wanted it."
"N-N-N-NATALIA! IT'S OKAY! I DON'T WANT IT! It…um…" He purposely dropped it onto the floor, "It fell on the floor, da~! I don't want it anymore, da~!"
"Okay brother!" Natalia said skipping over and nuzzling her brother.
---Three hours later---
Kayla sighed and dropped the pencil, "PHEW~! I'm done!" She got up and got her jacket and headed toward the door.
"Let's go~!" Ivan said grabbing Natalia's hand and running out the front door laughing maniacally; Kayla and Mariah followed behind, not nearly as enthusiastic about it.
Katyusha peeked her head around to corner, "Uh…Um! D-don't get too bloody!" Tears started pouring from her eyes as she ran away, "THOSE ARE HARD STAINS TO GET OUT!!!"
Mariah stared at the brother-sister pair as they smashed and cut the mean children. She shook her head, "Problematic…"
Kayla nodded, arms crossed, "But~! At least I don't have to deal with them anymore~!" She said, looking at the bright side that they might be charged with murder.
Mariah nodded, "True…"
Once the three were good and dead, they went back to find Hikari and Tsuki, once inside Natalia bent down to pick something up.
"What is it?" Kayla asked, taking it away and looking at it.
"It looks like a…MARRIAGE DOCUMENT!" Mariah asked, gasping.
Tsuki and Hikari came in, Tsuki walked over pulled the paper from Kayla's grasp. "A marriage document for Ivan and Natalia?"
Hikari stole it for herself, "And…IVAN! RUN! IT'S BEEN APROVED!" She yelled.
Ivan turned and ran for his life, Kayla called after him, "THANKS FOR KILLING THEM~~~!!!"
Natalia chased after him and grabbed onto his scarf. "Do not run away from you wife!"
"Um…Ivan?" Tsuki said, motioning Ivan over and pointing to the paper, "It says here that YOU signed it…"
"That's right! We're officially married!" Natalia shook her head, "But of course we need a big wedding, with the whole Soviet Union there! We gotta call Latvia and Estonia and Lithuania, and make reservations, and …" She kept mumbling to her self about everything that had to be done for dream wedding.
Ivan snatched the paper away, "That…that's not my hand writing, da~! Its way to messy!"
"Plus," Hikari threw in, "it's written in blood…"
Kayla nodded and closed her eyes, "Ivan is CLEARLY not dead…or married…unless it's to Yao…" Kayla blushed then screamed "YAOI!" at the top of her lungs.
"But Ukraine signed it too…" Tsuki said, sneaking a peek at the paper.
"W-well...maybe Ukraine signed cause you scare her more than you scare me, da...and you could very easily copy my writing cause you've lived with me ever since you were born...well...that is...until I met Yao..." Ivan finished.
"DONT TALK ABOUT UR STUPID BOYFRIEND!" Natalia screamed before slapping her brother.
"GUYS! Focus! What Ivan is trying to say, is maybe she forged it!" Tsuki yelled. She turned toward Natalia, "Did you steal his signature?"
"Not at all! I respect Brother more than that!" Natalia claimed.
Ivan looked down, deep in thought.
"What is it, Ivan?" Hikari asked.
"W-well...I kinda had too much vodka the other day, da...and when I woke up I was in some business like building, da...this guy asked for my signature, he said my sister REALLY needed it, so I signed it with out reading it, da...y'don't could that could be it, do you? I mean, I thought maybe I was bailing her out of jail or something, da…" Ivan said staring at his feet.
Kayla and Tsuki facepalmed.
Hikari, standing right next to him, slapped him upside the head, "IDIOT!"
"Did it EVER occur to you that signing something for your sister might be this!?" Tsuki screamed.
"Uh…once or twice, yes…" Ivan said, looking up.
"THEN WHY THE HECK DID YOU SIGN IT!?" Kayla yelled.
"Because, for the SECOND TIME, I thought I was bailing her out of jail or something, da~!" Ivan yelled standing.
"Your vodka drunk self go you MARRIED!" Hikari screamed at him.
Meanwhile, Natalia was still in the corner of the room figuring out wedding plans. She heard all the yelling and didn't like it very much, "WHO CARES IF HE SIGNED IT DRUCK? HE STILL SIGNED IT!"
Kayla didn't like the sound of that. "Ivan. Is. MINE!" She yelled grabbing the document and ripping it to shreds.
"That right there was suicide." Natalia said pulling a knife out and started inching closer to Kayla.
"Does it even matter, anyway?" Mariah asked, all eyes turned to her in question, "Didn't you say, like forever-ago that it was all a GAME!?" She sighed and walked away.
"Oh yeah…" Everyone said in unison before walking away.
"THE END!" The narrator's son, Narrator II, said.
"AH~! Just let him do it today…I'm too sleepy and lazy to kill or hurt him…" Mariah called back to the confused others who were all ready to fight.
"SAYS YOU!" They screamed at her before killing the Narrator a billion times over.
"THE END!" Ivan and Natalia called after he was dead.
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A/N: So…yeah…I'm too lazy to type anything here this time, so just review and wait for the next chapter, da~?