Natalia and Ivan were grocery shopping at the local food store. Ivan picked up a loaf of bread to examine the price differences. Natalia clung to his right arm, nuzzling his shoulder.

"N-Natalia! Get off! Go find the milk, da~!" Ivan said pushing his sister off him and pointing to another isle.

"BUT BROOOOOTHEERRR~~~!" Natalia whined, "I love you WAY more than stupid MILK!" She pouted and refused to leave.

"Please, please, please!" Ivan begged, almost down on hands and knees, "Oh!" He said shooting back up and trying to look intelligent, "Remember how I said we could have your favorite food tonight, da~?" He inquired.

"Yeah…so…?" Natalia asked skeptically.

"Its needs MILK!" Ivan said pointing up like a lightbulb went off.

Natalia's eyes got huge, "But…but…if I leave you here all alone Nii-san…" Natalia said innocently before immediately growing hostile and her eyebrows furrowing in anger, "then you might leave…or worse, that stupid Chinese guy might come and take you…or EVEN WORSE…Kayla might go all fangirl and KIDNAP YOU!"

That's the point, Ivan thought, I wantYao to take me! But…BUT…What if Kayla dresses up like Yao, da~? Ivan let out an involuntary shudder at the thought of being that fangirl's hostage.

"Why don't we just go together, Nii-san!?" Natalia asked, perking up a bit.

"Well…because…uh…" there's still a chance for it to actually be Yao, he thought. "Just go get the milk and come straight back. It won't take but ten seconds, da~!" Ivan said instead.

"THAT'S TEN SECONDS TOO MANY!" Natalia shouted, causing quite a few other shoppers to turn and stare. If that Chinese guy comes, he'll take away Nii-san. Or Kayla with her fangirl moments. I can't leave Nii-san! Natalia thought.

Ivan sighed, "Just go get it yourself, da~! Don't tell me you're still a baby, da…Because if you're too little to do things yourself, then…well…I can't marry a big baby, da~!" Ivan said, raising his eyebrows knowingly. If that didn't get Natalia to leave, then he didn't know what would.

Natalia looked depressed for a moment before shooting around and running for her life to get the milk.

Oh please, Yao! Come! Ivan prayed silently.

She was only gone for about two seconds flat before she popped up behind Ivan with a whole jug of milk. "I GOT IT, NII-SAN!" She said, exasperated.

Damn… Ivan thought.

Yao peeked out from behind and isle a few feet away, "Crap…I'm too late…" He muttered sadly.

Kayla peeked out from behind Yao, "Shit…me too…"

Yao turned around, frightened, and looked at the girl, "When did you get here, aru!?" He whispered so as not to alert Natalia.

Kayla gave him about the scariest rape-face you've ever seen in you're whole life before getting really serious really fast, "Go do it. You are my OTP. DO IT NOW! Now!" She commanded.

Yao blushed and looked away, "Don't wanna, aru~!" He said before running the other way.

Kayla sighed, "No yaoi today…" She turned and left.

Natalia heard Yao's footsteps as he ran and turned toward the now empty isle, "WHO'S THERE!?" She screamed.

Ivan put a hand on her shoulder, "Natalia…just relax…"

"NO!" Natalia said, shaking the hand off and looking deep into her brother's eyes. "If that Chinese man comes, he'll steal you away from me!"

"Which would be good…" Ivan whispered to himself.

"I heard you…"

"Oh shit…" Ivan said, bitting his lip.

"Nii-san, I'm protecting you from that Chinese man!" Natalia tried to explain.

"What could Yao do, da~?" Ivan asked, looking down at his sister.

"Steal you away!"

"I doubt that!" Ivan glared at his sister, hoping to itemidate her into stopping this foolishness.

"I'm talking about stealing you away from ME!" Aparently, it didn't work…

"Sister, you're being immature, da…" Ivan muttered, staring down at his sister.

"AM NOT!" Natalia said, pouting.

Ivan sighed, "Yes you are…"

"You know what!" Natalia shouted, giving up, "FINE! If you wanna be with your stupid boyfriend, you have at it!" She screamed before running toward the store exit.

Ivan started to chase after her, but only got a few steps before realizing this was what he wanted! She's gone! Ivan started his only little dance-break-down in the middle of the grocery store. This earned him lots of odd stares from other shoppers. They all stared at the tall Russian doing a very childish dance in the middle of the store.

It was about this time that Yao stuck his head out from the isle, "Ivan…?"

Kayla stuck her head out from behind Yao, again, "YAOI!" She screamed before fainting.

Yao went up and hugged Ivan and told him to stop the random dancing.

Natalia looked back at the happy couple, "…Nii-San…" She mumbled sadly before tears erupted from her eyes.

Tsuki entered the store and upon realizing that Natalia was crying, ran to her side, "Natalia…are you…crying?" She asked.

Natalia sniffed, "No." She said stubbornly.

Tsuki looked and Ivan and Yao, hugging. She glared at him before promptly flicking him in the head.

"Ow!" Ivan cried, "What was that for, da~?" He rubbed the side of his head.

"You made Natalia cry!" Tsuki practically screamed. There was a slight pause before she added, "And don't think of it as an accomplishment!" She glared again.

Yao stood in between Ivan and Tsuki, "Don't flick him, aru!" The Chinese man protested.

"It's okay, Yao. I should apologize anyway, da…" Ivan said before moving out from behind Yao and walking over to Natalia. "I'm sorry, da…" He told his sister.

"No you're not…" Natalia said before looking away.

"Yeah I am!" Ivan cried before bending down and kissing his sister right on the lips.

Natalia blushed and smiled into the kiss before—BEEEEEEEP! Natalia woke with a start and hit the button on her alarm clock, "SHIT! THAT WAS THE BEST DREAM OF MY LIFE!!!"