Disclaimer: I still am not J.K.R nor do I own the llama song! (though I have no clue who does or if anyone does I just know that I don't!)
A/N: thanks to shell (bookworm2011) for betaing!
November 21
The llamas are Evil Demons!!!!!! They were singing! And anyone who sings as bad as they llamas has to be an evil demon!!!!!! James was confused when I told him about the singing, because he had never heard any llamas singing, but they did!!!! I swear they did!!!! I was just sitting there staring at the piece of parchment, I was supposed to be writing an essay for Slughorn, when I heard it! It came from two rooms over, and it was louder than I ever heard before!!!! LLAMAS SHOULD NOT SING!!!!!!
November 25
Today, I discovered that the llamas are not really evil demons at all and it was Peter who I heard singing! He was practicing for the school talent show tomorrow! James and I spent 20 minutes trying to talk him out of that nonsense. We did not succeed (Now we have to listen to him singing while waiting to go up).
November 27
Yesterday was the talent show/competition. Peter sang, and I think I saw two people pass out from " poisonous sounds entering their ears", or that might have been 'cause Peeves had just thrown 20 dung bombs down. Naw, had to be Peter. Anyway, James and I sang the llama song, after taking lemon flavored skittle llamas (now on know as LFSL) without eating the nose of the LSFL, so that we could still talk without sounding like llamas to everyone who was not a FotL. (shun the non-believers, shun!) In case you're wondering, part of the llama song sounds like this
Did you ever see a llama?
Kiss a llama?
On the llama.
Llama's llamas
Taste of llamas!
Llama llama
Duck!
Anyway, that was only part of the song! Tomorrow we will find out who won. Prongs and I also did individual "talents" But they weren't nearly as good.
November 28
We didn't win! Apparently, the judges were "tired of the llama campaign and would die if they heard the word llama again!" That is a very biased way of judging. I mean what would they have done if everyone had sang about llamas? Fainted probably! Anyway it was successful, none the less, because it caused 7 different people to become FotL. That brings are total numbers up to 27!!! MUHWAAWAWHHAHAHA! Okay weird moment of evil laughter over.
November 30
Remus thought of an excellent way to recruit FotL. He didn't want to tell us at first because he doesn't really approve of pranks and breaking too many rules. But, we got it out of him eventually! Plungers!!!! Multicolored plungers to be exact. Of course, I didn't know what a plunger was, so he told me it was "A device consisting of a rubber suction cup attached to the end of a stick, used to unclog drains and pipes." Which means muggles use them to unclog toilets. How does he know these things? Did he memorize the dictionary or something? I bet I'll never see anyone else who can quote books or teachers so easily. Except that my brummagem (I used a big word! That means showy but worthless) fortune cookies say that I will. Oh well, back to the recruitment plan: anyone who opposes the FotL will have a plunger stuck to their head, except the plunger will sing the llama song repeatedly into their head so that when they yell at it to shut up, everyone will have no clue who they are yelling at, and they will be considered clinically insane! Oh, and they can't be removed except by Prongs and I. Moony says we should let him be able to remove them, as well, but he will be to easy and will remove them faster.
Oh, and I cannot take credit for the big word used in this entry, I asked Moony for another word for false.
December 5
The plungers have struck! I saw Severus with a plunger on his head absentmindedly singing,
"Here's a llama
There's a llama
And another little llamaFuzzy llama, funny llama
Llama llama
Duck"
Apparently he hadn't even realized he had been singing. Now that it is December I have to start thinking about what to get everyone for Christmas. I wonder what you get llamas for Christmas? Do llamas even celebrate Christmas? I could just get everyone socks – make Dumbledore happy at least. I mean, you would think he would campaign to have socks as the next minister, the way he goes on about them!
A/N: Review please!