Disclaimer: Nope, I am still not J.K.R. But I don't own Google either, nor am I going to crash it. At the moment all I own is my Algebra textbook telling me to do my homework, but I don't really own that either do I? I used to own some skittles but I ate them.

A/N: the first entry is a variation of something I wrote in a note to a friend once. Shell you should recognize parts of it.

December 7

The llamas have come out and reveled themselves to everyone!

This is how it happened- the llamas danced around in squares (why not circles you ask, well circles are scary). They were singing about the power of skittles. Meanwhile the skittles were floating above the llamas in rainbow shaped patterns yelling, "Taste the Rainbow". All the people on the ground, who had silently observed the llamas, started screaming. Half were screaming, "No, no make it all stop. If Sirius or James did this I will kill them!" the other half of the people joined in yelling, "Taste the Rainbow." Those who joined in with the skittles were rewarded, by not being killed by the ripping apart of the tectonic plates like rice paper. Then, we had a meeting of the FotLaS (the skittles wanted in on it, so now it is Followers of the Llamas and Skittles.) The llamas were plotting the downfall of Google.

December 12

I have been busy helping the llamas count how many people were left in the country (because the plates did not rip apart anywhere else) and set up a government. I still don't know what to get the llamas for Christmas.

December 15

I have decided that for Christmas, llamas will all get plungers! Red ones, black ones, and any other color I feel like. I wonder where Waldo is. James found this spell, where you can stay underwater for an hour, and we are going to go try it in the lake tomorrow. Of course he was only looking for a spell like that because I got him hooked on fortune cookies and his said, "One day your son will have to stay under water for an hour and won't be able to find the right spell." He said that he didn't believe in fortune cookies, either, but if I ever ended up in Azkaban he would make sure that he told his son just incase.

December 16

The bottom of the lake is just FILLED with stuff. I found a toothbrush and James found four scarves. We decided to see who could get the most stuff. These were the results.

Myself: four waterlogged copies of Hogwarts a History. Green boxers, dentures, two wands, 27 keys, 2 rolling pins, 7 mushrooms that have green hairs on them, something that Lily said is called an ipod, a broom, and a Frisbee.

James: an eyeball, school meatloaf still in the same condition as when they serve it (I told him there was a reason not to eat school meatloaf), 28 watertight bottles of whisky that were attached to a string that led up to somewhere near Hagrid's hut (hahaha we found his stash), and the Golden Snitch (trust him to be the one to find that)

45 - my score

31+10(for Hagrid's stash) –James' score

I won!! By 10 points. Though he claims he should be awarded 150 points for the capture of the Snitch. I think we should get special awards for service to the school. Because we unpolluted the bottom of the lake.

December 20

Oh yeah! School is out for the holidays. I am staying and so is James, but Remus isn't staying because he needs to get away from our hallucinatory (I don't know if this fits here but it is a new word I learned) raving or they will put him in an asylum. But I told him they wouldn't do that; if they haven't done it to us yet then they wouldn't do it to him. He told me the only reason you two (Prongs and I) aren't in one is because we'd scare the other "residents". Peter also won't be here, well, I don't actually know why; something about not having enough cookies here.

A/N: If you review I will… umm… no wait I know! The llamas will spare you from the impending doom! Even if you flame! I don't really mind!

B/N: This is a beta's note!! It makes me feel special. Not like a poo on the carpet of life, which is the way my sister frequently looks at me.  Sorry it took so long for the chappie. No popcorn. HAH!!!!(Don't ask). Mare (the author) had it ready AGES ago. I just didn't beta it. You could review my beta-ing skills. I tried on purpose not to fix all the grammatical errors. It makes Mare's fics, Mare's. You could also review my stories. My penname is bookworm2011.