Disclaimer: I still don't own them!!! Did you think I somehow got ownership since the last time I posted a chapter? Well the conversation Sirius writes about is loosely (though not so loosely that it isn't evidence to put me in an asylum) based on one I actually had so I guess that means I own that at least. Except Vicky would own that to.  Oh well. Nor thankfully do I own any of the little kid shows mentioned in this chapter.

A/N: Just remember- when the llamas take over the world –you heard it here first (unless of course you heard it from somewhere else first!)

A/N2: I don't like Barney or any other show like that, in my opinion they are brainwashing.

December 21

Some llamas REALLY ARE evil. And the evil llamas really do sing. To help you (who AM I talking to anyway) understand why, here is my conversation with James earlier today.

Prongs: Some one told me the llamas are really evil demons!!!!

Me: No, James, they are not, except for the ones that sing.

Prongs: So, the singing llamas are evil? Why?

Me: Because they sing REALLY badly!!!

Prongs: Like what?

Me: Like lots of really bad things at once.

Prongs: You mean like Barney singing?

Me: NO! Like Barney, Teletubies, Dora's Map and Backpack all singing at once!

Prongs: AHHHHHHHH!!! That would be pure torture.

Me: I know.

Random person sitting near us: What the heck are you talking about?

Us: Llamas and their evil singing.

(Random person turns around slightly scared)(or perhaps more then slightly scared)

Well, that is how we know that some llamas are evil. Now, we just have to make sure everyone else knows what to do if they are faced with an evil llama.

December 23

We have discovered how to warn everyone about the llamas! Apparently when there is severe weather, muggles have "Emergency Broadcasting Systems" that tell people what to do. They make a really loud, annoying sound and tell people to take shelter, so tonight at dinner we are going to set off the "alarm." Though we aren't going to have a loud noise before it 'cause James and I couldn't agree on what the noise should be. Here is what the message will say:

In the case of your being exposed to such auditory torture I advise you to react quickly and take shelter in a sturdy structure like a basement. Do not think you are immune to the auditory torture. Do not disregard this warning. Please be reminded that not all of the llamas are evil- only the ones that sings.

December 24

The llamas DON'T celebrate Christmas. Now what am I supposed to do with the 50 plungers I got? They are all just sitting on Remus's and Peter's beds (cause they aren't here.) This will take a lot of thought

5 seconds later

Thinking is too hard, I'll just ask Remus! He is smart, and doesn't mind actually thinking! Or I could just ask James, since he is here!?

James says, I should set the plungers up above certain doorways and bewitch them so that they shoot pizza sauce, then cheese, then pepperoni, then if the person is stupid enough to still be standing there, really hot air so that they become a walking pizza. Now what rooms shall I do?

A/N: yeah I know this is a short chapter but I don't care.

B/N: (Beta's note) Idont have any beta reviews and I work so hard. Randomness dosent come naturally in my writing as is does to Mare. I wish I(underlined three times) would get a review. Check out my stories please! My pen name is bookworm2011, and my stories are titled "Friendship" and "Temper." Please R&R! Ooh! Also check out Mare's and me joint account – Shellmare. It has one story posted whose name escapes me.

A/N: the title to are joint story is called "We need inspiration" don't ask ME why it is called that I didn't name it. It is more random then Shell's but less random then mine so

c-ya later.