A/N: well heres chapter 6. hey I don't have much to say in a note for once. I found something else I own - I ran out of ideas for fortune cookies and since I was thinking about this while at a Chinese restraunt, I used the one I got. Therfore i own the fourtune cookie. :)

December 25

Life lessons learned by me (Sirius Black) on Christmas of this year:

1.When given a scarf for Christmas, the person who gave you this is not always sending out a plea for you to kill them through strangling them.

2.Never gurgle milk unless to feel like someone is blowing milk bubbles in your mouth 'til you end up spitting it all out on the person next to you.

3.Changing the words of 'God Rest Ye Merry Hippogriffs" to say God Rest Ye Merry Llamas is a wonderful idea.

4.Trying to eat people just because they are a walking pizza does fall into the category of "Cannibalism"

5."Because they are easy to kill" is not a good reason to be found almost strangling a house elf, nor according to Prof. McGonagall is it a good reason to kill anything.

6.Jellybeans are hard to juggle.

7.The fortune cookies are decreasing in their ability to even try to sound intelligent This one is from my fourtune cookie "Be cautious when walking in dark places alone." No DUH.

8.According to Lilly, computers can only underline a word once NOT 3 times, and when some one is editing a paper that will later be typed it is rather annoying to have 3-4 underlines and only be able to use one.

Remus should not go away for Christmas! There is no one to help with my essay!

Well, that's all I learned.

December 26

James said I could be the village idiot!! Moony says I always was,(we owled him) now it is just official. So there!!! I am now the OFFICIAL village idiot and I will be a better village idiot then you.

December 27

I love snow!!!! It never snows at my house. Just another reason to avoid the place. Oh, back to the snow!!! I wonder if pouring numerous loads of snow on someone's head constitutes as their taking a shower. If so, the Snape has just had his first shower!!! And I (Well, and Prongs too...) should get an award for giving it to him!! Anyway James and I have detention on the first day back for the whole "Cannibals" thing. Oh well, I guess we are both off to a good start. We tied last time, but I guess that is what you can expect if every time you get a detention, it is usually with the person you are competing against. Oh well. Remus came back today!!! Now I have a thesaurus. Remus is my specialest human thesaris (B/N: Yes, thesaurus is spelled wrong. But, it is not "thesaurus", its "thesaris", pronounced just like its sound. The author and her beta's friends made it up during lunch. It's someone who constantly uses big words and consistently tells other people to use them in writing, talking, etc. I'm (the beta's typing this, just so you know) am Mare's (the author's) thesaris.

December 31

Tomorrow is New Year's Day and I have no clue what I am going to do!! It is the sixth New Year's I will have at Hogwarts. I have to think of something I have not done yet. List of possible ideas for New Year's Day.

1.Remove all furniture from school. I don't know what that has to do with anything, but sounded interesting. the Great Hall floor in syrup. (Slippery enough so you fall; sticky enough that it won't easily come off.)

3.Eat cake. (I am hungry!!! Don't automatically think it is a bad idea, cake always helps!!!)

4.Start a choir. Record singing. Play loudly in great hall. Since no one here can sing, it will be the second worse auditory torture EVER!!!

5.Nothing. (Hey, it's something I've never done before.)

I think I will ask people to vote on which one I should do!!

2 hours later

Prongs: combine 1-4.!!!!

Moony: 3 –If the cake is chocolate I have to give him some. Otherwise, he thinks I should do #2.

Random house elf that I tried to strangle on Christmas: (In that squeaky house elf voice) "Number 5, sir. Please, please just do number five."

Random house elf that I did not try to strangle: "We live to serve young sir, so if you should choose to eat cake, we would gladly be making it for you."

I think that I will go with Prongs cause he said he'd help me, and that way I still get cake.

B/N: Was number 8 on the Life Lessons in reference to me? Because, I totally can underline it two times!! So there! Wait, I just checked. Psych!!! You can't. : (

A/N: Yes shell number 8 was meant for you anyway to all the WONDERFUL people who read my story AND REVIEWED yall be awsom!!! (okay so 16 reviews isnt alot but it is more then Shell) you should go read/ review her stories by the way. um and i was in a list mood when io typed this so that is why there is lists!