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A/N: Happy April Fools everyone here is the spoof I promised you all and it came to me soon after I wrote chapter 22 and was a joke between me and some friends and so I decided to share it with all of you. Enjoy.
Chapter 27 Spoof of ch.22 or What Could of Happened
Jaken jumped from the little dragons back with no time to loose and ran towards the great tree demon.
"Bokusenou-sensei, I have gathered the required ingredients as you told me!"
The tree demon opened his eyes at Jaken's yell and began to blink rapidly yawning, "Wh---aaat?"
Jaken was now before him bowing, "I have returned with the ingredients for the potion. I have the shells of a dragon's egg, the flower of life, and the feathers of the bird of paradise. I have done and gathered everything you said would be necessary!"
Bokusenou looked slightly confused and this frustrated Jaken into explaining a bit further in hopes of reminding the old demon, "I came to you for a potion for…"
The tree demon then chuckled lightly, "Ah yes, I know Jaken. Now you need to make the potion."
Jaken let out a sigh of relief that the tree demon hadn't forgotten everything.
"So what must I do? I have been away for over a week now and need to get back before anything should happen to the lady."
"Be patient Jaken, you must focus on one thing at a time. Now this will only take as long as necessary."
Jaken nodded and waited patiently as Bokusenou began to instruct him on preparing the potion.
"First you will need to grind the egg shells into affine powder. You may use this motor and pistol to do it. After it is a fine powder and there are no longer any clumps of egg shell you will add some of the water from my roots that you can cut with this knife.
"Once you have mixed in the water you will add the feathers into the mixture grinding them down also into a powder. The acids along the inside of the dragon eggs will help you to do so."
Jaken nodded as he began the process holding the bowl and placing the egg shells in it before grinding them down using the pistol. The eggs didn't grind so easily at first but once he started they gave in easily and soon he had a light bluish white powder in the bowl.
He then stood carrying the bowl to where Bokusenou lifted a root. Jaken took the knife and cut the softer flesh of the underside of the root and watched as water dripped into the bowl.
Jaken then moved back to sitting in front of the tree demon and mixed the concoction.
"You should add the feathers now Jaken."
Jaken nodded and turned to receive the feathers from the dragon that was sitting to his side with his bag. He then dropped the few blue and green feathers which they had managed to retrieve into the motor and began to grind it down.
"The potion should turn a blue green color once it has been fully mixed. Has it changed yet?"
Jaken continued to grind down the feathers that were easier than the shell itself as Bokusenou had said and watched as it slowly changed color, "Yes, it's changing."
"Allow for it to sit. Now grab the knife again Jaken and get the flower from your bag."
Jaken reached in his bag and pulled out the flower.
"Ah yes that is the correct flower. Now lay it on the ground and remove its thorns and add them to the mixture but do not pick it up yet. We are not done with the flower."
Jaken did as he instructed and threw the red thorns into the mixture and watched surprised as the thorns seemed to melt into red puddles atop the mixture.
"Now you will cut the base of the flower slightly above the stem and then quickly pick up the bud and allow for the nectar that will be spilling out to do so into the mixture."
Jaken moved the bowl closer to where he sat and then lifted the knife slicing it along where Bokusenou had directed. A golden liquid that was hot as fire poured out and onto his hands but he ignored the pain as he moved to allow the molten liquid to flow into the bowl. It smelled overwhelmingly sweet and made Jaken dizzy.
He was about to let go of the bud and lay down out of fatigue when Bokusenou shouted, "Jaken, that is enough!"
Jaken then dropped the bud and moved back from the bowl.
"Allow your dragon to lick your hands. The nectar is not too hot for her and her saliva will heal the burns."
Jaken then did as he said and the dragon happily lapped up the liquid, "Thank you little one."
Bokusenou laughed and Jaken turned to him, "What?"
"Nothing Jaken now you need to mix the mixture one last time and it should turn into a darker green color. Then you will need to pour it into this vial." Bokusenou instructed as Jaken finished and then proceeded to pour the liquid into the vial.
Jaken placed the cork in the vial and had an accomplished smile on his face, "Now back to the East!"
"Jaken."
"Ah yes Bokusenou-sensei?"
"There is one thing missing from the potion."
"What? I have added everything."
"You said for her to live forever?"
"Yes."
"Well it needs the blood of one who gives it willingly for her to live forever."
"Then I will give mine for their happiness."
"Not unless you wish for her to be a toad demoness."
Jaken stopped for a moment and thought about it, 'A toad demoness…she would do better and be loved more if it was I she wanted to be with. If only.'
"So it must be the blood of whatever demon type she is to become?"
"Yes, well good luck Jaken."
Jaken bowed smiling and mounted the dragon before they took off to the air.
"I wonder if he knows that the war ended and why did he ask the question like he did? Hmm oh well." Bokusenou thought as he watched the two disappear into the distance before going back to his nap.
Jaken urged the dragon to move faster so he could give the potion to Kagome in time.
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"Lord Sesshomaru!!! Lord Sesshomaru!!! Ah Lord Sesshomaru there you are! Where is lady Kag…" Jaken yelled as he arrived but he didn't get to finish his question as he was thrown back towards a tree.
"She is gone; I will not have anyone speak of her again."
Jaken shook his head and looked around to see the vial still intact, then his lords words sunk in, "No…I'm not too late…where has she gone?"
Sesshomaru now turned on the frog demon and was about to strangle him when something rushed in between them and latched itself on his arm.
Blood flowed out of the wound and Sesshomaru could feel the numbing venom of the dragon entering his blood stream. He then tossed the dragon towards Jaken ripping even more flesh from his arm.
Jaken caught the dragon and glared back up at his lord defiantly.
"What have you done? I have spent the last week finding a way to keep lady Kagome here with you forever and this is what you do?"
Sesshomaru grew infuriated but kept his demeanor partially calm because of the numbing spreading itself thinly through his being, "And why would you do that Jaken?"
Jaken then shook his staff at Sesshomaru, "Because you're a blind fool who refuses to see what he has before him out of fear of following in his father's footsteps! Because Kagome loves you and I could tell a week ago before I left that she was good for you!"
Sesshomaru chuckled, "If she loved me then why did she leave me not too long ago?"
Jaken sighed some of his stress leaving him, "So she is alive. She probably left because you pushed her away! And that is what you deserve I see now."
Sesshomaru narrowed his eyes, "That does not concern you and you have no right to speak to me as you are."
"Hell if it does not my lord! I have risked my life and have spent my time gathering and preparing the one thing that could make it possible for her to stay here forever! The one thing that could make her happy! You are much more of a fool and idiot than I took you for my lord if you have allowed her to leave so easily! But it will be to the advantage of others! "
Sesshomaru had heard enough and rushed at Jaken but missed as he mounted the dragon and flew off towards where the well was.
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Jaken arrived in time to see Kagome saying her farewells to her friends and yelled for her to stop. She looked up into the sky and waved up at Jaken. He quickly landed by her side and started to tell her that he needed to speak to her in private about something important.
Kagome nodded and told her friends that she would be right back and lead Jaken into the woods. Once out of ear shot of them Jaken began to tell her of what he had been doing since he last saw her. Kagome was surprised, then sad, then grateful for Jaken's attempt at brining her some happiness.
"But that does not mean my lady that you have to leave. You can still stay here and take this potion to become any demon type you want or…"
Kagome looked confused at Jaken, "Or what Jaken? I will not go back to Sesshomaru."
Jaken looked down at his feet, "Well I admire you greatly Lady Kagome and if you are willing to give me a chance then turn into a Toad demoness for me."
Kagome was shocked and didn't know what to say, she couldn't imagine being a toad demoness or being with Jaken, "I'm sorry but…"
Jaken didn't wait to hear her finish before tripping Kagome with his staff and pouring the potion into her mouth.
Once she had swallowed some of its contents she coughed and then quickly fainted.
Jaken smiled sadly, "I want for you to be happy and so I put my blood and a plant that will have made you forget everything into the potion Kagome. Now we can both be happy and be together."
He then sat at her side and brushed her hair from her forehead as her body began to change.
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A/N: lol. I am happy to have written this but at the same time I feel it was funnier when I was talking with my friends. Oh well. Well that is it guys, keep an eye out for my next story and I hope to hear from you all in the future.
-Vamp