A/N: Hey shell guess what! I cans now double underline! And guess what my spell check works again! Not that most of you actually knew it was broken since I haven't posted a new chapter in a while! Oh and if you see any unnecessary underline affects (other than just the regular underline), it is because I thought this was a better place to try them then some school essay.
January 1
Not only is it New Year's Eve, but it is also the first day back at classes. And it is raining. Oh, and I learned who is reading this! My fortune cookie said that sometime in the future when I was dead and gone, some fangirl is going to be typing this for the entire world to see. That, of course, is absolute rubbish. Worse then the one about being cautious in the dark, at least that one was plausible. I mean how would a fangirl get this in the first place, and how would they proceed to tell the whole world? ANYWAY back to New Year's. I have removed all furniture from the entire school, which is actually sorta hard. Because I couldn't figure out where to put it, until I shrunk each piece till they were about the size of a pea, and put it in the school food.
January 2
Today I walked around with key chains on my ear! Then James did as well, which shows that I have started a fad! Go me! Anyway, most people did not know what my key chains were. One was a miniature skate guard, which is something muggles put over their ice skates so they do not scrape up the floor, and so the floor does not dull the blade. The other one was the "Key To Success." It was yellow, plastic and it TASTED GOOD! I always thought the key to success would taste bad, like tests or studying (yes, these do have a taste), but it tastes good. Remus told me I still had to study to succeed…but I don't believe him. Why would they call it the Key To Success if it did not make you succeed? Personally, I think it opens a room that would make you succeed, because that is what keys do. Right? They unlock things. So, now I have to find the door, but that will take too much physical energy.
January 12
I love alliterations! They are awesome! Flailing first years fall feet first from four floors up! That is my alliteration, I think I will make it actually happen. But this one is better: llamas like lots of licorice, lamps, love, and Listerine! I wonder if I was to have a computer, and I was to put a sparkle affect on a word, would said word sparkle even if I posted that word?
January 14
First years taking flying lessons- always fun. Well, fun to watch and laugh at them 'til either I can not breathe or they start shooting badly aimed curses at me. Whichever comes first. This year it was the curses; last year it was the breathing (or lack there of). I got out of classes for two days because Madame Pomfrey (A/N: was that her name? I think it was. But you should know who I mean) could not figure out if there was something wrong with my lungs that made me suddenly cease breathing. I like the word cease. That's another thing about watching the first years; it is educational, so the professors can't get mad at me. Even if the only thing I learned was the word cease, and that even though first years have large vocabularies, they can not fly and should never be picked for the house teams, even if my latest fortune cookie said "You will one day know someone who made the Gryffindor house team, as a first year" That is complete nonsense. A GRYIFFINGOR first year being on the house team. If it was a SLYTHERIN, I would understand it, anyone can get on their team, if they have the money for the bribes. But the fortune cookie said GRYIFFINDOR, not SLYTHERIN.
January 15
I beat James at chess! I rock! Not that I don't always beat him, he is no good at it, nor is his father or grandfather, his son will probably have a best friend who always wins in chess. Is being bad at chess something that we can inherit from our parents, because if it is, and if James has a son, I would advise that son not to join a chess tournament! Go me, not only do I rock for beating James, but also because I can make this symbol . Isn't it awesome?
January 20
I don't like January; nothing happens, Honestly, the only thing that has happened, is Filch fell down the staircase, Peeves caused the Hufflepuff table to explode, and Unicorns ran rampant through the hallways. That is an uneventful month. Especially by Hogwarts standards. Even more so by my standards. I think it is scaring the teachers even more then it would scare them if something were happening. They probably think I am plotting planning my next big trick. Well they are WRONG! It is just this cursed month of January. I will ignore the world 'til January is over. It is not so long now. See you in February!
A/N: You know Sirius asked about the sparkly letters appearing when you typed, well could anyone please answer that question for me? I did it on the word Listerine (right before the question).
B/N: The Listerine thing is in the January 12 entry. Silly Mare, you didn't mention that. Me, typing, at the moment is a crapshoot. I never realized how much I typed with the middle finger of my left hand until I couldn't use it. I can't use it because I went to the doctor and they pricked my finger to check for mono. I'm negative (I know you all care)!! It doesn't hurt, but the nurse put a Band-Aid on it that makes it stiff and hard to bend. I'd take the Band-Aid off, but its pretty and sparkly. I'm rambling. Ciao, Shell