AN: Well, here's chapter two. I would've gotten it sooner if the Internet wasn't mentally challenged. –I have an epic battle with the internet as the story continues.- Oh! –Smash- By the –Smash- way, the pervertedn- -Smash- CUT THAT OUT. Anyways, the pervertedness won't start till the next chapter. SOZ.

Dib bet Zim thought he was a moron. But Dib was nothing like that weirdo alien. No way….Dib was super smart! "AND I AM SMART! I'M A GENIUS!" Dib laughed triumphantly, as he and his little evil sister walked to school. "Ya know what GAZ?" He held up the little disc from yesterday. "I'm bringing this to school with me, because I have a hunch Zim's gonna turn my room upside down looking for it. I bet it holds the secrets to ALL of his evil plans! I'm never letting him have this!"

Gaz just shrugged off her anger and continued playing her videogame. "You know Dib…it seems no matter what you do, what you prove, no one cares or understands." Dib stopped as Gaz continued on. "This world was made of morons Dib, and one day, you're going to grow out of this phase and become a moron. Just like the rest of them."

Dib looked at the tiny disk in his hand. "That's right….When I eventually found the master disc of Zim's proof of being an alien, I sent it into Mysterious Mysteries and they didn't believe it was real. And when I even caught him and his robot on tape, they still believed his side of the story!" Dib scowled and glare at the sidewalk. "He's just a normal kid with a skin condition, that includes ALL his hair coming off in one tug, and him randomly getting pink eye. And the obvious absence of ears and a nose…" He stomped a foot down angrily.

Eventually, class was now in session, the disc hidden deeply inside one of Dib's INSIDE coat pockets. He looked over and Zim was eyeing him angrily. Dib snickered and stuck out his tounge to Zim. Zim's look got even more fierce, making Dib laugh more. Everyone watched as Zim pounded his head on his own next over and over, until Ms. Bitterz told him to cut it out. About an hour into the class, Zim flung himself over to Dib and stood on his desk.

"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO IT YOU SMELLY WORM BABY! TELL ZIIIIM!" Zim pointed at Dib accusingly, making Dib, once again, chuckle to himself. Zim grabbed Dib's collar before he could reply. "Give it back to me at once, Dib-human!" Everyone watched in their usual monotone as the two argued.

The day ended with lots of object and food throwing between the two. Dib walked home, his sister, of course, abandoning him. Dib was muttering happily to himself of how delightfully wonderful it was to see Zim freaking out. Although, Dib couldn't understand how it could be THAT important, as for Zim to go off on him at school. Speaking of Zim, the green creature in that horrible disguise dropped in front of him.

"Dib! I NEED THAT DISK BACK!"

"No way Zim! I'm going to see whatever's on it and then expose it to the world!"

This took Zim aback. Dib had no clue what was on it, and he was already planning on showing it to every human being on the dirt planet. "That is not wise human! The things on that disk are something….YOU shouldn't see!" Zim had a nervous look, and Dib didn't like that.

"Why Zim? Does it have all your evil plans on it? And why JUST me? Does this have something to do with just me? Can other people see it?" Dib prodded Zim mentally with his persistent questions.

Zim seemed to be contemplating this long and hard, making confused expressions and noises. "Zim does not care if others see it! IT HAS INFORMATION ON IT THAT YOU SHOULD NOT SEE!" This made Dib grin wildly, and Zim wondered if he has spilled it's secrets without realizing. Which he seemed to do a lot. "D-dib! WHERE IS THE DISK? DO YOU HAVE IT WITH YOU?"

This made Dib pause for a minute. Dib heard Zim stutter his name, and that was wildly unlike him. "Zim, you're acting a bit crazier then usual. Meaning, whatever's on this has to do with my life, right?" He wondered if that was true or not. But judging by the look on Zim's face, it seemed that was wrong. It must've been something deeper. Dib glared at Zim. "Tell me Zim!"

Zim scowled angrily at Dib's command. "SILENCE HUMAN! ZIM WILL GET IT BEFORE YOU CAN WATCH IT!" Zim ran off in the other direction at top speed, tripping, then getting back up before falling into a puddle. He jumped up and screamed around the corner. Dib was watching him, laughing. His face turned red from the laughter, and he wiped a tear.

"Zim is so stupid. At least I can watch this in freedom." Dib walked home, satisfied with his semi-victory. He opened the front door, and sure enough, it was a mess. The couch was overturned, with each couch cushion on either side of it. He went up to his room and saw his computer modem and tower crushed. He screamed and ignored the fact that his bed was hanging from the ceiling. Dib rushed over to his computer and looked at the pieces, then slump his head. He looked up suddenly. "Oh yeah, my laptop. Hehe." He dug into his backpack at pulled out the laptop with the sleek black shine, that had to be polished about 5 times a day. He turned it on and popped in the small disk, it was a bit small for the opener, but it seemed to work. Dib watched the screen flash to life, and was horrified by what he saw.

And that's all you get to see for now. :D Leave good reviews please. :D I want 6 good reviews before I do another chapter. So…YEAH.