AN: Sorry the last one was so short. XD stp flamming if u flam tht men u prep or posr ok? and fangs to raven 4 heping u rok girl. LOL JUST KIDDING. Again. o-o

Dib stared at the screen, in shock and in disbelief, and a tad of horror. Why would Zim do this? How could he have such vulgar and out of his league things? Dib thought for a second, gulping, a slight blush on his face. Zim is pretty stupid and rash anyways, but this is just not his thing. Speaking of things…

The light of the screen flashed over his face. He assessed the situation. Zim had filmed Dib changing, in the shower, and other things Zim wasn't…supposed to see. And then a big heart grew on the screen, and then the room in the screen went dark. It was when he was sleeping after he was really sick and didn't go to school. Ugh that school food… He saw Zim sneaking in and…..Someone closed the lid of his laptop. Dib looked up and saw Zim, then his blush grew. "Z-zim!" Zim pressed the button on the side of the laptop and took out the disk. He gave it to a wire which slunk into his PAK. Zim was glaring at Dib.

Dib got out of the chair and slid against the wall as Zim walked towards him menacingly. "You weren't supposed to see that Dib…..that is why I kept it secret."

"Why?"

"BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO SEE IT!"

"Why didn't you want me to see it?"

"Because of it's contents…?"

"Why are those certain contents on there?" Dib asked with his same, usual annoying voice and questioning.

Zim twitched and his lower lip jutted out angrily. "Graugh! Shut up! Now Dib-human, I am going to obliviate your mind so you will no longer have to remember those visions which were on the disk…" Zim help up a round sphere thing and walked closer to Dib.

"W-wait Zim! Why did you film all those…naughty things of me?" Dib gulped, now cornered by Zim. Zim was threatening at this moment, though being the smaller one, it was hard to think him as scary when you looked down at him. Zim widened his eyes and looked away with an irritated expression.

He shook his head. "It's not what YOU think. I was…merely investigating the human body. Since I got tired of examining your planet's DISGUSTING inhabitants' faces, I decided you and your sister would be the best victims." Zim crossed his arms and smirked, looking at Dib suggestively.

Dib thought for a second, then, after realizing what Zim had said, he gasped. "YOU EXAMINED MY SISTER'S BODY TOO?" He looked horrified as Zim began to chuckle as if nothing was wrong. Dib hated it when he did that, it was so confusing.

"Yes….the human bodies are so much stranger then Irken bodies. Your species seems to have sphincter like us Irkens, but that's the only hole…down there that we have." Zim said in a matter-of-factly way. Dib could only guess what it was used for. Dib then rolled his eyes and looked back at the nodding Zim.

Then, an idea popped into Dib's largely abnormal head (Dib: MY HEAD IS NOT BIG!), just as Zim was about to put the device on his head. "W-wait Zim!" Zim stopped and threw his arm down angrily. "Um…if you don't make my forget….I could help you with your investigation. Since I'm a human, and you're trying to learn more about our species…I could explain and teach you some things…"

Zim was quiet for a moment. It almost scared Dib that Zim wasn't yelling. Then Zim just started laughing evilly. "YOU? YOU'D ACTUALLY HELP THE AMAZING ZIIIM?" Dib lowered his gaze and nodded slowly. Zim stopped laughing and put the device away. "Alright human. Tell me what you know. Something you think would be useful to my mission!"

Dib raked his brain for ideas. He remembered the naughty stuff from the disk and sighed. "I could teach you about human emotions and what these emotions…make humans do to eachother." He rubbed the back of his head and looked at Zim for an answer. Zim seemed to be pondering a response. But to ponder, that means to think. And ha….ZIM THINKING?

"Good idea filthy pig beast! We shall go to my base and learn!"

Dib didn't know how he got dragged to Zim's base, then his lab. He just did, and they were both there, alone. Zim's robot, Gir, was out looking for some type of parts for another one of Zim's lousy inventions apparently. Zim stared at Dib, waiting for him to start teaching him. The human gulped nervously, avoiding the irritated eyes of his little green enemy. Zim didn't have his disguise on, so…I guess it could be hard for Dib to avoid those eyes. They always intrigued him. So big and…

"WELL HUMAN?"

The boy snapped back to the world and looked at Zim, then sighed. "Alright….well….when two humans like eachother a lot…they'd usually hug or kiss. It's really simple Zim…you've seen it in the movies." The alien raised a non-existent eyebrow.

"Zim would like to…experience these things." Zim's eyes grew wide as he looked at Dib with a hard-to-read look. Dib laughed nervously.

"Well to do that….you'd have to like me…and we're enemies Zim." Dib put a hand on his hip, trying to explain to Zim, but apparently failing. He saw Zim didn't get the picture. As usual, he was a moron.

"I never said I hated you Dib. I've just said you're stupid, filthy, smelly, disgusting, foolish, insolent…" The list went on and on till Dib stopped Zim.

"Okay…I get it Zim… but fine. Whatever you say. As long as you won't bother me ever again with this, I'd do that any day. Well, just today." Dib hesitated, watching Zim just standing there. Dib bit his tongue and inched towards Zim. He wrapped his arms around the smaller being and his tongue was close to bleeding that he was biting it so hard. Dib tended to do that when he was really nervous. Zim offered a hug back by wrapping his arms around Dib, copying the gesture. Dib stood back and they parted ways. They stared at each other for a minute, an awkward silence taking it's place. Zim's eyes were big and full of questions, waiting for the next act.

"What's next?"

Dib rubbed the back of his neck nervously. "Well….there's kissing…but….that's when you love someone really…" Dib noticed Zim's antennae twitch in amusement and stand upright, alert and ready for the next thing. Dib tilted his head and reached towards them, stroking each in either hand. Zim shuddered and went limp, Dib there to catch him. "Zim?"

Zim's eyes were half closed, and he his breathing was calming down. "I never knew that my antennae did that. Whenever I touched them, nothing happened. But maybe your human skin is a pleasure stimulant." Dib raised an eyebrow and touched Zim's antennae again, supporting Zim with his free arm. Zim's antennae twitched uncontrollably at the new feeling, and by each stroke. Zim was rendered seemingly lifeless, him smiling at the new found pleasure spot. Dib sighed and went in for the kill.

It was the first time Dib had kissed an alien before. Him and Zim had long discovered new things together, and with the antennae thing that happened seconds ago, this was new as well. Zim stood up when Dib stopped stroking his antennae and kissed Dib back. The human and the alien both pulled away, Zim breathing heavily from the recent activity and Dib crossing his arms and looking away, a dark blush on his face. He looked at Zim and saw a curious look upon his face. "What?"

"What is that in your pants?" Zim asked, pointing down to the slowly growing mound in Dib's pants. Dib gasped and looked around slowly. "Well….what I have in there is like….it's like your antennae. Except there's only one of it." Dib laughed nervously and crossed his legs, trying to hide the obvious and embarrassing truth. Zim walked over and slid his hand into Dib's pants.

Dib gasped and shuddered when Zim started to stroke it through his boxers. "Zim sees it has the same affect to you when it is touched. Can Zim see it?" Zim looked up at Dib with those big, curious eyes. Dib found he really liked Zim's eyes, and the way he talked, and how he… NO DIB!

Looking away, Dib frowned at the wall, contemplating Zim's question. "I…I guess." Zim smirked instantly and pulled down Dib's pants, then his boxers. Dib took a deep breath and let it out, and suddenly forgot about Zim discovering about Dib's 'antennae' and smelt the air. "What is that? It smells oddly…strange.'

Zim looked up from his business and then touched his antennae. "Must be pheromone gas. It's like….hmm…when my antennae are rubbed by a DNA source other then Irken, they have a sort of spasm at the end and let out the gas. Does your antennae do that too?" Zim looked up at Dib.

That made the boy laugh. He had to hand it to Zim though, he was pretty knowledgeable. KNOWING BIG WORDS LIKE PHEROMONE. "No. Us humans call that…um…an orgasm…" He struggled at the word. How embarrassing this was to him. "And we let out a thick liquid…when we orgasm.." Dib was about to die mentally, having to teach Zim about this.

It didn't seem to bother Zim though, because he just went on with another question. "What is this liquid for?"

"Er…it's to make the females of this planet pregnant. Ya know…having a baby starting to grow in their tummies."

Zim looked to the side wonderingly. "On Irk, we call our young smeets. They're about 6 inches when they're done growing inside the test tubes."

Dib looked taken aback. "Test tubes? Does that mean you don't have natural birth? Were you born in a test tube?" He looked at Zim, surprised when Zim lifted up his shirt. Zim noted there was no belly button by pointing to the spot where it should've been.

"Since we were not born a natural birth like human, we do not have the human belly button." Made sense.

Zim looked up at Dib to see a slight dreamy look on his face. "Dib-human? What is the matter?" That seemed to get Dib out of the weird trance he was in. Dib shook his head and looked at Zim.

"Oh…it's just…that smell. The Pheromones. Still in the air. I think it's actually arousing me." He said a bit sheepishly. He shrugged and looked down at the green youth. Actually….maybe Zim wasn't a youth at all. He could be 200 years old for all Dib knew.

Zim shrunk down and stepped back. Dib's eyes grew glossy and he stepped towards Zim. "Zim doesn't understand…I've never experienced the Pheromone stage before….and Zim doesn't know why or what it's for." The last thing he saw was Zim's hungry and lustful eyes, and an evil grin before he was tackled to the floor.

:D That's the end of this chapter. I hope you enjoyed it. Review please. KTHXLOL.