AN:Okay…so I was reading chapter three, and at the end, I noticed it said ZIM'S hungry and lustful eyes. I meant Dib's. XDDD I always read books that said hunger in their eyes, like when they're aroused sexually. So I always thought, oh my god…that chick must be looking like a big juicy steak for him to be looking 'hungrily' at her. And boy…I was like 7.… Anywho's, surprisingly I haven't gotten any hate comments, and I know haven't updated in forever, but I WANT A BILLION GOOD REVIEWS THIS TIME. And tell your friends please. ^^ ;; Enjoy! Oh and by the way, I also noticed something that didn't make sense. XD Zim never knew his antennae did the thingy when touched, but then he knew that when it was touched by DNA native to Irks, (Omg Irks is a word…) it let out the Pheromone gas? Wudda hell?

Dib had Zim pinned against the floor, having his arms forced to the ground by his head. The green broccoli child gulped, (Sorry I'm in a goofy mood) not knowing what was next. Dib smiled and lean down, pressing his naked lower area against Zim. He pressed his lips to Zim's and had a copied gesture from Zim, apparently remembering the earlier 'lesson'. The kiss got intimate as Dib tried sliding Zim's pants down, which it always seemed he was just wearing a dress…? Thankfully, Zim wasn't a cross dresser, so Dib was relieved to see Zim did indeed wear pants. Zim slid a long, strange tongue into Dib's mouth. Dib was almost taken by surprise Zim knew about french kisses, but just took this as a blessing and played with Zim's tongue gently. Dib pulled back to pull off his shirt, and Zim tried to sit up, wondering if he should take his off too. Dib pushed Zim to the ground again and took his shirt off on his own, only to find another tedious, pink undershirt. He took that off as well, chuckling a bit.

"Dib….what are we doing…?" Zim flinched as Dib bit his lower lip playfully, who obviously didn't want to answer that question. He watched as the human inspected his naked body, feeling a bit, strangely, self conscious. Taking the opportunity while Dib was distracted, he used his, now unpinned arms, to push Dib off and take place on top of him. His lips seemed to be steaming a bit, so it hurt to talk. "Zim knows your intentions… but he doesn't understand why? I thought we were enemies?" Dib faltered with small pupils, so Zim stroked Dib's antennae as he tried to explain.

Dib flinched, relaxing at the pleasure of Zim's strokes. "W-well Zim….Ah…I…it must be the pheromones that are making me sexually aroused. Like when an animal is in heat, all the male animals are aroused by the scents it gives off." He raised his chin, groaning slightly to Zim's gentle movements. "Y-you know…it just makes me want you…" He blushed a deeper blush when he figured out what he just said. Zim's eyes widened, but he continued to stroke Dib's member.

"Zim now understands what you're saying human…but…is it necessary to go through with it….?" Zim stared into Dib's speechless eyes, waiting for some rhetorical response, which would be expected of the stupid human…

The human sighed, rolling over so he was on top again. Apparently, he was the 'seme' in this relationship. (*Wink*) "Well, it's hard to fight a boner. Don't worry….I'm sure you'll like it. Hopefully, at least." Dib stood up, not waiting for a response. He flipped the alien over like a pancake, which is really funny to say…and picked up his bottom, holding it to his lower area. Zim raised himself weakly with his elbows, obviously not liking the harsh movements.

And wouldn't you know it, an little annoying robot kicked down the door, the two in the living room. They turned their heads to Gir slowly, their eyes wide with shock. Gir stood there in the doorway, looking at the two different creatures. His antennae drooped in confusion, his arms falling to his sides. He's so innocent! Not accustomed to the human mating rituals apparently.

Dib instantly dropped Zim and rushed to the door, slamming it shut behind Gir. "You stupid robot! Someone could've seen us!" Zim stared at Dib, surprised he wasn't phased by Gir's unexpected arrival and how he caught them in the act. Zim sat up on the floor, looking quite embarrassed.

"What are you doing back, Gir? Did you get the parts I requested of you?" He watched as Dib got his clothes back on, his antennae falling against his head sadly and in a disappointed way. Gir just stared at Zim, then ran to the kitchen, jumping into the trashcan and falling to the bottom, which was Zim's lab. The alien sighed and looked back at Dib. "Where are you going human?"

Dib shrugged a shoulder, dismissing his question. "I've got a lot of homework anyways…." Zim was almost angry Dib was just leaving him here with so many questions unanswered. Dib's back was turned to Zim, him walking to the door and opening it up slowly. He turned his head back to Zim, growing limp at the look in Zim's big alien eyes. It seemed like he wanted to cry, the way he was leaving his little alien nemesis. Actually…it was almost like he raped him, then left him in the alleyway. Regrettably, he went back to Zim, kneeled down and kissed him before running back to the door. "Er…see you at school tomorrow Zim…" He opened the door and walked out, shutting it behind him gently. Dib walked down the path and left the yard, feeling the gazes of Zim's creepy garden gnomes.

Zim stared at the door where Dib left, and sat like that for hours, not moving, not blinking. "Zim?" He heard his computer say slowly. "It…um…has been about 5 hours since he left…"

The short thing looked up in shock. "Haughgh?" Yes, try to sound that out…OUT loud. Zim quickly got his clothes back on, and finished tugging on his shirt just as Gir walked into the room.

Gir sat on the couch and turned on the TV. He stared at it as some cartoon droned on. One that actually made sense, not one of the stupid ones. Code Name Kids Next Door or something, Zim didn't really care. But he stared at the little robot, one eye narrowed and the other wide, trying to read Gir's currently monotone face. An hour passed, and Zim was crossing his arms, sitting next to Gir.

"So…Gir…..I've found our bonding time to be…rather awkward…?" Zim turned his head to Gir, his antennae laid back on his head calmly. Gir followed the look, not smiling, strangely weird for the ADHD robot.

"I thought Master was busy with Dib?" He got a goofy smile. Zim steamed up, an angry expression on his face. "Hasn't it been a few days since you last called the Tallest?" Zim's eyes grew wide, and he dropped his arms. Gir turned off the TV and jumped off the couch. "The pigs are expecting me! And I get to meet their distant cousin, some little fat girl!" He jumped through the window and ran off, still barely getting his dog costume on. Zim jumped off the couch and turned to the creepy picture above his couch. The picture slid apart and the transmission started.

Dib sat at home, on his computer, looking through some old files he caught of Zim. He couldn't help but think of the alien. The most horrifying thought was of how Zim would behave to him at school the next day. He shuddered, closing his laptop and walking to his door, only to find his sister Gaz in his doorway. She narrowed her eyes and held up a disk, the same one he had stolen from Zim. His eyes widened, and his arms drooped to his sides as his whole world crashed. "W-what do you have there Gaz? Is that uh…Game Slave 3? Uh…PC addition…?" Gaz sent a fist to his cheek, sending him to the floor. That seemed normal enough, he was used to his…LITTLE sister beating him up for little things.

"I found this on the grass next to our walkway. So I picked it up and popped it into my computer. Did you see what's on it?" His creepy little sister glared above him, a shadow cast across his face, her eyes glowing menacingly. She looked like the devil herself…. Not waiting for a response, she picked him from the floor and scowled. "Well I saw what's on it….and I don't like it. Not….One….BIT!"

The boy gulped, backing up against the wall as his sister walked closer. He closed his eyes, waiting for humiliation and another random beat down by the younger girl. Dib awaited his fate as Gaz got closer….

HOO HOO HOO! ;3 That's it for this chapter, regrettably, it was fun to write, surprisingly. I didn't have a mind lag like I usually do. Damn it Gir, that was getting so good! Leave a review and tell your friends! ^^ I need at least 5 more reviews. That'd be nice! THANKS FOR READING! T