AN: I found the time to actually work on chapter 6. Wait…holy shit…I'M ON CHAPTER 6 ALREADY? Thanks to SapphireBloo for a good idea on this chapter, and SuperSaiyanKiri for just being awesome and a fun chat mate. On another topic before I continue, draw fanart for this fan fiction and I can do a fan fiction of you and your favorite Invader Zim character, or any characters from the show with another. It can be any type of fanfic, so please send your thoughts and fanart! Feel free to leave me any messages about random crap if you want to talk to me. I'm nice. ^^

Dib layed in bed, staring at the ceiling. The sky was dark, and it was 1 AM. Zim kept him in there for a while…. He sighed and rolled onto his side, taking off his glasses and setting them on the table next to his bed. After a couple more thoughts about Zim, he closed his eyes and fell fast asleep. His dreams consisted of Zim's moans and screams, making him hot.

Of course, when he woke up, he was sweaty, and had a boner sticking from his pants. His eyes widened as he quickly hid it and got dressed, and walked to the bathroom after. When he finished his morning stuff in there, he went downstairs and looked at his sister Gaz who was sitting at the table, eating that delicious Count CocoFang cereal. Dib got a bowl for himself and poured the cereal in, and then dipped the milk and watched it fall into his bowl. When he sat down on the other side of his sister, it was silent, and awkward. Dib looked up at her from time to time, but she seemed to not acknowledge him. He sighed silently in relief as he put a spoonful of cereal into his mouth.

"Where were you yesterday after school..?" She said with a sickened look, because she was still sick from yesterday. Dib almost choked on his cereal, but recovered after quickly swallowing it down. The boy looked eye to eye with his sister as she glared at him, and tried not to show fear. When Gaz noticed this, her gaze fell to her cereal and she took another bite. She swallowed and looked back to him. "Were you with Zim?" Dib froze for a moment, wondering how he should respond to that.

"I..um…." He was at a loss of words. After shaking it off, he looked at his sister without batting an eye. "He kidnapped me, but I got out with no problem." On the inside of his gigantic head, he was sighing in relief. He totally got out of that discussion with his sister. Or so he thought, till she asked the most obvious question…

Her eyes narrowed. "If it was 'no problem', how come I heard you coming home at 12 AM? You spent a lot of time trying to 'foil his evil plan'….what were you two really doing..?" Gaz stared at him with a hard but curious face. Dib's leg bounced lightly at a fast speed, like what people do when they're nervous or impatient. How was he gonna get himself out of this? The same way he did out of everything else. Logic.

"Me and Zim? Doing…Something? Ha. We weren't just doing something, we were doing everything. I snuck into his spaceship as he rode to a different planet. That crazy alien was trying to get some weird item or chemical that was able to make a nuclear alien bomb to wipe out all of the humans! But I stopped him Gaz! I used that chemical to destroy the planet we were on, just as we rode away. And that's why it took so long for me to come back." His sister glared at him some more before scoffing. If he just acted crazy like he used to, she'd totally disregard anything else that Dib said. Luckily, she seemed to believe his story, since he really does do this for…that amazing living he has.

"Whatever. You're crazy Dib." She sniffed lightly again and dumped the milk from her bowl into the sink, then stuck it into the dish washer. "I'm not going to school today. I feel like a sick sponge…." Gaz walked out of the room and went up the stairs, leaving Dib alone. When he finished his cereal, he put the bowl into the dishwasher and grabbed his backpack, then walked out the door. Dib walked down the sidewalk to school, looking around with cautious eyes. Just then, a girl called to him.

"Hi there Dib." He stopped and turned around, seeing a girl with blonde hair to her mid back. It was a girl from his class… She smiled at him and stopped in front of him. "You mind if I walk with you today? I always see you walking to school and stuff…" Oh god…what was her name again…? "Oh and by the way, if you didn't know, my name is Louisa. I've always seen you acting crazy in class, but maybe that's because you don't have any friends." His shoulders slumped and he turned around, continuing to walk to school. The girl walked along side of him, still smiling. When they got to school, they walked in together.

Everyone seemed to look, whispering at them. Dumb things like, 'Does Dib actually have a normal friend now..?' and 'Wow that's pretty for Dib'. He rolled his eyes and looked back at Louisa. She was still walking with him, so he smiled at her. Louisa seemed nice enough, I suppose. Dib turned his gaze in front of him and stopped abruptly when a small green kid stepped out in front of him. It was Zim. What a surprise…? His fake eyes glanced from Dib to Louisa, and back to Dib, them narrowed in anger and suspicion. "Dib what are you doing?"

This made him sigh, as if Zim was a retard. And he was. "I'm walking..? What does it look like?" Zim's eyes widened for a second as he seemed to process that thought. Dib rolled his eyes and walked past Zim, Louisa still following. He kind of liked being followed by a girl. It made him feel normal. (Oh btw, it's not based in Hi-Skool, I hate those types of fanfics. Omg, btw is a word.) The boy with two living shadows walked into his classroom and sat down at his desk by the window. He watch Louisa go to the middle seat of the class, and Zim of course jumped on Dib's desk.

"DIB-HUMAN! ZIM DEMANDS AN EXPLANATION FOR YESTERDAY!" Dib flinched and pushed Zim off his desk. Zim fell backwards, hitting his head and falling on his stomach. He sat up and looked at Dib with anger and hurt filled eyes, like how they looked a while ago. A person stands up and yells out, 'I saw Zim hit Dib with a pan yesterday, then drag him off!' And another, 'Yeah Dib. What happened?' Zim kept his angry gaze on Dib.

Dib stared around the room, and found Louisa's curious gaze. He put a hand on his head, his world crashing around him. What if everyone found out? This could only mean bad things to come…. Luckily, he was saved by Ms. Bitterz slithering in and yelling at Zim to sit at his seat. Zim reluctantly got up and went to his seat and sat down, still glaring at Dib. You wouldn't believe how relieved and thankful the unfortunate middle schooler felt to his scary teacher. The day went by quickly, added with a lot of stares. Dib walked home from school, and Louisa ran up next to him.

"Hi Dib!" She said with a big smile. His face brightened up and he smiled back.

"Hi Louisa." He was actually surprised she was still talking to him. As expected, and to Dib's demise, Zim ran in front of them, making them stop. Dib stared at Zim, silently telling him to get lost. Zim just glared at Louisa.

"Err…hi…you must be Zim. I'm Louisa." Louisa smiled brightly to Zim again, and he narrowed an eye, the other one big, making him look suspicious or like, 'Eh?' Yeah…. Dib looked back and forth through them, noticing Zim's look of pure loathing. He decided to speak up after noticing Zim wasn't going to answer her. Dib hated it when Zim was like that…

"Ah…Louisa…I gotta get going. Zim and I have…some business to discuss…" Louisa just stared as Dib walked off, with Zim following. While they were walking, out of view of Louisa, Zim clung to Dib's arm, staring at the ground. The human looked at Zim with a nervous look. "So…what's up..?"

Zim looked up at Dib with a weirded out face, like he didn't know what he was saying. He spoke anyways. "Dib….who was that girl..?" The look in his eyes, past the contacts, just made Dib fall instantly for Zim. He snapped out of it and looked away.

"Ah…just a girl that walked to school with me earlier. It's nothing big. Don't worry." Dib just had to smile down at the alien as he snuggled into his side. They walked to Dib's house and went in, looking around cautiously for Gaz. He figured she was still asleep, so they went to Dib's room. Zim shut the door behind him and looked to Dib.

"C…can we…Human..?" The smaller one stared shyly at Dib, taking off his disguise. Dib paused, then nodded slowly. He pushed Zim against his wall gently, and took off both of his shirts, then his own. The human towered over his more technically advanced partner, and leaned down to lock lips with him. A long tongue slithered into his mouth into a French kiss, and Dib joined his own tongue with Zim's. He pulled back when he heard his door knob turn. Gaz walked in and stared at them. It must've been a sight, her brother and an alien, shirts off and pressed against a wall… Gaz stepped back and out of the room, shutting the door behind her. Zim looked back up at Dib with a worried look in his eyes.

Dib threw himself off of Zim and pulled his shirt back on. Zim did the same and walked to Dib. "D-dib…?" Dib avoided his gaze as he walked out the door.

"Gaz…" He said, walking to his little sister's room. "That…wasn't what you thought it was…" Gaz just stared at him with confusion and disgust.

"You lied to me Dib. You and Zim have been….doing disgusting things with each other!" Dib winced at her yell. She was still sick, and this whole scene didn't help anything. "For one, you two are boys! Do you know how it makes me feel to know my older brother is a homo? And another thing, you two are different species. He's an alien, you're a human. Interspecies relations Dib? Really? This is by far the most horrible thing you've ever done in your life!" Dib stared at the ground as his sister yelled at him. "But…" He looked up at her softened voice. "If that's how you are…I'll support you."

What? Gaz actually accepting him? "Gaz.." He looked at her with thankful and relieved eyes. But he was surprised when she got a worried look.

"But what will happen when dad finds out..?"

He paused at this question, and looked back at the little creature standing in Gaz's doorway. What would happen…how would his dad react to all of this?

That's all for chapter 6! Remember, tell your friends about this fan fiction, and don't forget to draw pictures! Bunches of good reviews please!