AN:…..This is…awkward… well..I know I haven't written a fanfic in a while. But I decided, I'll make a new one every Friday. I know it's like…almost Wednesday, but uh…yeah. Friday it is. I'll have another NEXT Friday, though. Too busy with school and stuff. Anyways, How were all of your Halloweens? I went as a Zombie. ^.^ Uh…so…umm… ENJOY. Oh btw, I, of course, don't like conflict, especially sibling problems, so Gaz is gonna except Dib this way.

Dib paced in his room, his sister sitting on her bed with her arms crossed. He had his eyes squinted shut, currently trying to think of a way to explain this to his father, or maybe… "That's it Gaz! We can just keep this a secret from dad. He doesn't need to know, right?" Dib raised a finger as if a light bulb flashed in his head. "Yeah! I'll just say I'm…asexual!" His sister looked at him as if he were speaking gibberish. "Ah…that means I don't like either sex."

"Which reminds me…" Gaz blinked slowly at a sudden realization. "What gender is Zim, exactly? He can create offspring, from recent findings from your scooping around, but he doesn't have a…well…girl part. All his has is an asshole, right?" Gaz leaned back, like it was no big deal cussing. Dib scratched at his head as he shook it.

"Don't say that! But yes. He mostly has the personality and qualities of a male, but he is also succumbs easily, like a girl quality."

Gaz was quiet for a second, then she spoke, glaring at her brother. "What exactly do you mean by that? You think that girls don't like being the man sometime? Saying that girls succumb easily? HUH?" Dib laughed nervously and raised his hands in a surrendering fashion. They both turned to a knocking from downstairs. They both went down and opened the door.

Their dad stood there, with a bunch of bags in his hands. Mostly briefcases and other leather bags. But there was one grocery bag… "Sorry kids. I seem to have lost my keys on the way home." They moved to let him in and he walked to the kitchen and set all the bags down on the table. He then turned to them and leaned down, lifting up each of them. "How are my favorite little children? Haven't gotten into much trouble lately, have you?" The two shared a thought filled look before they looked back at their father, then shook their heads. He set them down and looked about, then went to one of the bags, starting to open it. "How is your little friend Zim?"

They both flinched to this, and Dib coughed nervously. "Ah…um…I don't know…I…um…he…" He couldn't find the right words, and his dad turned back to him with a questioning look. Even though he always wore those sunglasses.

Gaz stepped up to answer. "They're still having their dumb fights. I can't take this anymore. They're so annoying!" She grumbled, back to the same old Gaz. At least, in front of their dad, for now. Dib let out a quiet sigh of relief and shot her a look of thanks, then looked back to their dad.

"Right then. I'll be down in my lab, and then we can go out. Where do you guys want to go?" Their dad said in his same old dad tone. What a pleasant surprise…Wait! It was family night!

"Bloaty's Pizza Hog." They both said in unison, just saying the first restaurant that came into mind. Then they exchanged glances as he walked down the stairs, agreeing with a wave as he held a bag. Dib sighed, and rubbed his temple. "This is all wrong, Gaz. How long can we keep the secret from him?" His sister hit him over the head, making him fly into the dish water in the sink.

"If you keep slipping up with your words, not too long. You idiot. You owe me, Dib." Dib shook his head and grumbled, walking up the stairs. He stopped and turned to his sister. "Hey…Dib…um…"

"Yes?"

"…Nevermind." She turned away and went back into the kitchen. Dib rolled his eyes with a raised eyebrow and went into his room, then shut the door.

Later, the three went out to Bloaty's Pizza Hog to get some family night pizza. Of course. As usual…. They waited for their pizza as they sat in an awkward silence. Their dad had his fingers pressed together on the table as he looked at them. Gaz had her arms crossed as she scowled impatiently. Dib was tapping his fingers on the table nervously, as he glanced from the table to his dad, then back to the table. "So.. How's school been going?" They both looked at him when he asked.

"Eh. Same old same old. Boring and uninteresting." Gaz waved her hand dismissively as Dib just shrugged.

"Same as she said. Nothing very different. Just the usual…quarrels with Zim…" Dib mumbled the last part. His dad leaned forward to try and hear better, but sat back as the pizza was set down in front of them. They took their slices and began to eat.

Eventually, the pizza was finished after very short conversations. Then they left and walked back home. Dib stopped and stared up at the moon as his dad and sister walked into the house, ignorant of him once again. He smiled, reminiscing of the past, of how it all started. Dib remembered when he and Zim first met…Zim…He didn't see Zim at school. Thoughts led Dib to believe Zim was in danger, so he hurried off to Zim's house.

Dib stood in front of the purple and green house, and stared up. The lawn gnomes took a glance at him, but turned away as if he wasn't there. He walked up to the door and went to knock, but saw it was already open. So he peeked in, then opened the door and closed it behind him as he walked through the messed up living room. His eyes widened to the mess. It was like a malfunctioning robot went on a rampage. No surprise.

Dib flinched when he felt something cold clasp around his hand. It was soft though, and rubbery. He turned and saw Zim, holding his hand. His eyes were big and round, full of confusion and hurt. "Dib-human…why have you come here?" He asked as if nothing was wrong, as if their hidden relationship wasn't in jeopardy. Dib shifted nervously and pulled his hand from Zim's, which made Zim's eyes narrow in suspicion.

"Ah…well…Zim…you see…it's…complicated." Dib rubbed the back of his neck, and Zim nodded slowly. "The good news is that Gaz is willing to help us…if we…do…" He paused, gesturing to him and Zim. "..this.." Zim blinked slowly, and Dib continued. "The bad news is…that…I don't think my dad would take kindly to me…liking another boy…or…whatever gender you are." That made Zim look hurt, and Dib instantly wished that he could take it back.

Zim shrugged and jumped on Dib, sudden lust in his eyes. This took Dib by surprise at how quickly his emotion changed. He stumbled and fell back. His lips met the small alien's, obviously a kiss from Zim. Zim's long segmented tongue slithered into Dib's mouth as he moved his body seductively. Really…seductively? Intriguing. Dib blinked slowly, blushing. He put his hands to Zim's hips, and Zim got closer, making a sound of approval.

Dib reached a hand up and rub Zim's antennae, making Zim go limp on top of him as he shuddered, moaning lightly. This made the human smile as he rolled so he was on top of Zim. He undid his pants and pulled his pants down, then boxers. Zim grabbed his member and rubbed it lightly, making Dib's breathing go harder. Zim pushed Dib off of him and got back on top, pulling down his own pants. Somewhere inside of Dib's mind, was a screaming voice saying 'Stop this! You should be doing this with a girl and not an alien!' He shrugged internally and shut the voice away, letting Zim do what he wanted.

Once his penis was harder, Zim raised himself over it, then sat on it in a way, letting it thrust into him. He bit his tongue to stop himself from screaming, the pain tearing through his body. Dib put his hands back on Zim's hips as Zim went up in down in a steady and slow rhythm. He rubbed his hands along side of the slim aliens sides, making Zim move closer, moaning loudly with a scream. Dib raised himself higher, pushing his penis more into Zim's 'special hole'.

Zim put his hands to Dib's chest and moved faster, and harder, while Dib moved his own hips to further the pleasuring from the thrusting. Zim screamed louder as Dib's penis thrusted against his sweet spot, sending out eruptions of pleasure. Dib reached up again and rubbed Zim's antennae, making the alien fall limp again from the exceeding amount of pleasure. Dib smirked and brought himself on top once again, and thrusted harder, now in control while still rubbing the massively shuddering alien's antennae.

Dib couldn't hold it in as he came into Zim, moaning loudly as he did. Zim seemed to orgasm in unison, copying the moan. Dib pulled out and laid down on his back, breathing heavily as Zim snuggled against his chest. He put an arm around Zim as they lied on the ground.

Dib awoke on a soft surface, with a blanket on him. He looked at his watch and saw there was still an hour until school started. He sighed and pulled the blanket up more, then heard a grumble as the blanket was pulled blanket. Dib sat up and looked at the other end of the couch he was on, and saw Zim sleeping. The human smiled as he got up and pulled his boxers and pants back on. He smelled something good and walked into the kitchen, seeing Zim's robot making waffles.

Gir turned to Dib, paused for a second with his tongue sticking out, then yelled, "HI!" while waving. Dib couldn't help but smile as Gir ran across the room with a plate full of waffles and set it down on the table. He heard an angry yell, and Gir flinched. Zim walked into the room, rubbing one of his antennae, sighing.

"Someone's in a grumpy mood today." Dib stroked the other antennae playfully, and Zim leaned against him, shuddering in pleasure. He managed to pull away from the human's hand and sat at the table, leaning back in the chair. "That's a yes. Didn't sleep to good?"

"Do I look like I slept good?" Zim put a claw to his forehead and rubbed lightly, groaning. "I have the massive need for food." He took some waffles and ate them hungrily. Dib just blinked and looked out the window at the sun rising.

"Well that's strange. I didn't think that you ate human food. Maybe you really are just a kid with a skin condition." Dib looked back and chuckled. Zim rolled his beautiful alien eyes and continued to eat.

Once they were ready, they went to school together. They had a dark secret, and weren't about to let it get out, so they went their separate ways when they got closer. Dib met up with Gaz, and she looked at him suggestively.

That's the end of chapter 7. Hope you enjoyed. ^.^ If you have any suggestions, BY ALL MEANS, PLEASE give them to me. And you could probably guess that why Zim was grumpy is because…I WENT WITH MPREG. Thanks. ;3 I've never done mpreg before. This should be fun. (For those who don't know, mpreg is male pregnant, like getting a male character pregnant. ^.^) Please send feedback!