Just something for April Fool's Day
"Hey Jimmy, want some coffee?" asked Tony holding out a coffee cup from Jimmy's favorite café. "I got an extra one by accident," he explained.
"Thanks, Tony," Jimmy replied as he took the offered cup but stopped just as the cup lid touched his lips. "Wait, you didn't do anything to it, did you?"
"Why do you think that I did something to your coffee?" asked Tony innocently.
"Because it's April Fool's Day."
"Jimmy, I'm hurt, how could you think that I would do something to your coffee?" asked Tony in a pseudo hurt tone.
"Because I know you," Jimmy replied bluntly.
"Well, I didn't do anything, scout's honor."
"Tony, you were never a boy scout."
"So, does that matter?"
"I have to get to work now," Jimmy said putting a stop to a conversation that he was sure would become quite circular, "and so do you."
"Oh yeah," Tony said glancing at his watch and the two of them stepped into the elevator. "Enjoy your coffee," Tony said before he exited the elevator, Jimmy just gave him a weak smile in return. Before he entered autopsy Jimmy lifted the lid and sniffed and decided that he really did not want to take the chance before tossing the full cup into the wastebasket.
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"If Ziva comes in here, I'm not here," Tony said making a beeline for the closet.
"Can I ask why?"
"It's nothing really, I may have played a harmless prank or two on her and now she's mad at me."
"I don't even want to know," Jimmy said holding up his hand to stop Tony from telling exactly what pranks he had pulled on Ziva, when it comes to Ziva on a warpath ignorance is bliss.
"Your loss," Tony said shrugging his shoulders before ducking into the closet.