Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon. I should add something witty, but this is witty AND questionable.

Like the last one, this will speak for itself.


FLASH!

A light suddenly shone in a dark room, reveal a red haired, green eyed teenager standing with his arms crossed. He was dressed in a blue and black samurai outfit, wearing a small frown. Clearly, he didn't want to be here. 'Why do I have to do this? Stupid author and his antics.' The boy thought bitterly. "Alright you geeks, listen up. The author of Bushido League is currently working on other projects and is too busy to work with the fiction that actually matters. So to kill time and reward you all for wasting your lives, I, Kabushi of Team Rocket, was sent to respond to your concerns and comments. Let's make this quick and painless, shall we?"

"HEY, WAIT UP!" A voice called from outside the darkness. Another boy wearing similar clothing ran towards the light. His raven hair covered his eyes as he panted for air. "You gave me the wrong directions! I ended up in the ladies locker room!"

"Fittingly so. I thought it would suit you."

"Suit me? Do you have ANY idea how much trouble I got?"

"Given you're here in one piece, not enough."

"Annoying fat head…" The boy grumbled.

"Ugh, fine. Since Satoshi is here, I might as well split it. We'll each take turns to do away with these pitiful comments so we can go on with our lives." Kabushi flipped through the index cards carrying the comments. "Alright, here's our first comment."

y u use japanese names?

Shane likes POKEMON

"Simply put, the author thought it would look cool. Did you notice the poor use of Japanese language, as well as the poor consistency lately? Tch, American fan boys these days…"

"But Kabushi, technically speaking, YOU were created in America, but just have a Japanese name. Doesn't that mean you're one of those American fan boys?"

There was a moment of silence. "…Just continue the damn comments."

"Okay, okay. Good grief! Alright, here's the next comment!"

Who were those crooks, anyway? Nobody important?
Good job on the Pokemon battles, and adding more suspense to the thing with Yuuki. Heh.

Ri2

"Pfft…! Tough luck, Kabushi." Satoshi had to struggle to prevent bursting into laughter.

"NOBODY IMPORTANT? How DARE you downplay our existence? We happen to play a major role in the story's plotline, as well as being the most badass characters in the story!"

"Yeah, that's why you got the ONLY non-unique team name, which sucks by the way."

"I am going to bury you after these comments are done. Anyway, here's another comment."

Cute chapter. I enjoyed all the Pokemon conversations. And it was great to see Kasumi and Yuuki getting jealous. Loved how their Pokemon taunted them.

Oh, and it was funny when Hayabusa caught them. I'm surprised he didn't think that they were a couple.

The part where Haruka kissed Yuuki was cute, but scenes like that are a little overdone. I much preferred their first kiss a couple of chapters ago. Well, that's all. See you later!

Hakajin

"While I'd have to agree about the cliché kiss, there's a more pressing concern to consider…just who the HELL is Hayabusa?"

"Hayabusa is our teacher, right?"

"Yes, but there isn't even a real character description for him. No back story or even relevance to the story."

"…100 Ryo says the author is gonna do something weird with him like he did with Mid-boss."

"What the hell is Ryo?"

"I'll give you a hint: What inspired Bushido League?"

"…Ah, clever."

"Okay, here we go with the next one!"

I...am...speechless.

DestinyDeoxys

"No…you're…not."

"Why…are…you…talking…like…this?"

"Very…obscure…reference…from…a…certain…series…"

"Time…for...the…wait a minute, why the hell am I doing it too?"

"Maybe because you fail."

"Shut it, fool! You started it."

"But you didn't stop it. Who's the fool now?"

"Grr…quit life you imbecile! Let's continue this damn comment corner."

Wow. Pokemon and Love Hina...sounds strangely appealing. I send my condolences to Takashi: May he Rest in Peace. As much as i like a good filler arc, i rather get on with the main story. I really want to see that Satoshi/Shiroku(Yuuki) showdown that you have been hinting at since Chapter One. keep up the good work.

BTW: the creator of Love Hina is the great Ken Akamastu-sama. checkout Mahou Sensei Negima for more of the funny XD

Sayanara Desu

NarutoXHinata

"Good filler arc my ass! There's nothing good about it."

"Seeing you get owned by a kitty cat made my day."

"Like I said, it was a BIG, FREAKY cat monsters! Speaking of owned, just wait until the next arc. It's called you get your ass kicked worse than Tenten versus Temari."

"At least I have more screen time!"

"Why you little bi—"

"Time for another comment!"

'ello. we appologize again for trying to rush you. we bet if we had asked you to hurry, we would not have such a wonderful chapter. onto the chapter critique! we didn't understand the primary plot of this chapter. we know it was romance, but maybe because we've forgotten who half of the characters are. fury liked the battle, while i liked the romance. but i wish that there was more expression of satoshi's feelings towards kasumi in this chapter...(no, fury! nothing is wrong with liking romance...not THAT kind of romance, you sick perv!)...mps(multi-personality syndrome. half our family suffers from it) on another note, we've noticed that you have a list of all the teams. we were wondering if you could, beside their names, write their english counterparts? that way, i will know who is who. arigatou gozaimasu. all hail yobei no denchi!(spare batteries... don't ask)...ja ne!

Thedisturbedone666666

"…"

"…"

"…The only response I can think of is that Bushido League isn't the only thing with a lot of characters."

"On another topic, the point of that chapter, 23, was to prove how many idiots Arcadia takes in. Seriously, Super Shippers? What the hell is that?"

"I dunno, but I don't want to be near that Ryuga guy. I still get nightmares when he cuddled me to death."

"You and me both. Okay, we have time for one last comment, then I'll commence with project Kill Satoshi dead."

Satoshi is the sexiest, coolest, smartest character in the entire story. All of the girls should just marry him and make lots of babies. Kabushi, however, should just die of cancer or something. Seriously, he sucks. He's not even part of the original cast. You should just have Satoshi kick his butt and make him his slave, because he's a jerky, jerk, jerkface.

Keep up the good work with the almighty Satoshi!

P.S. Kabushi sucks.

SatoKasuFTW

"WHAT. THE. F(censored). IS. THIS?"

"I have to agree wholeheartedly. What a nice reader."

"Nice reader? You're the bastard who sent this, aren't you?"

"Ehehehe, just wanted to have some fun with you."

"That's it! Stand still so I can cut you!"

"Yipe! Time to go!" Satoshi quickly dashed out the door, Kabushi following in hot, furious pursuit.


Obscure reference: Seto Kaiba addresses youtube

Inspiration: Check back to the first chapter of Bushido League.

Speechless joke: If you say you're speechless, are you really?