Author's Note: So, I recently went and saw The Last Airbender movie, not because I thought it looked good, but so that I could see if they could get it right or not. They got it wrong. Horribly, horribly wrong. All of the things I am about to make fun of are all too real! (It's so bad, this rant is going to be two chapters long)

Disclaimer: I do not own anything that relates to The Last Airbender.

"So what do you guys want to do today?" asked Katara.

Sokka shoved the rest of his toast into his mouth. "Well, we need to get a new phone."

Zuko glared at Sokka.

"Oh, well, I guess we don't need a new phone..."

"We could see a movie," said Aang.

"Yeah! I've been wanting to see The Expendables! That movie's gonna be awesome!" said Toph, fist bumping Sokka.

Zuko rolled his eyes. "That movie looks stupid. We should see something that will actually have depth, like Inception."

"Depth, Schmepth," said Sokka. "Do you even know who's going to be in The Expendables?

"No."

" Only all the greatest, toughest, awesomest men in the history of manhood!"

"I was thinking we could see The Last Airbender," said Katara. A collective moan followed almost immediately.

"Come on guys, if somebody went to the trouble of making a movie about us, the least we can do is go and see it." said Katara in her motherly voice.

Aang tossed a slice of his orange to Momo. "Yeah, I mean, how bad could it be?"

-One Really Bad Movie Later-

"How bad could it be? How bad could it be? That was the worst movie I've ever seen! The dialogue could've been an elementary school conversation, and the acting was pathetic! They missed tons the big events from that period of our lives, and replaced them with a montage of things that never even happened!"

"Well, condensing is hard..." said Katara. Unfortunately, the Zuko-Train was running on full power, and wasn't about to be derailed by a weak excuse.

"They couldn't even get the names right! They pronounced Aang 'Ung', and Sokka 'Soh-kuh'! There was absolutely no reason to do that!" Zuko paused and took a breath. "Also, they ruined the characters by making them flat and boring, when development is one of the biggest parts of the show!"

Katara struggled to think of answer. "I guess... um..."

" Aang was the only white airbender, and you and your family were the only white members of the water tribe! They totally blew off all ethnicities! And then, for some reason, the firebenders were Indian and Middle Eastern! That didn't even make any sense!"

Sokka nodded. "A lot of that movie didn't make any sense."

"And Haru was eight years old! That was a pointless change that derived from the show for no logical reason at all!"

"Hey, how is he going to have a mustache by the invasion now?" asked Sokka.

"And that stupid speech about how 'we have to show them that we believe our beliefs just as much as they believe in theirs' was just pitiful. They should've kept the original dialogue which was created by intelligent writers who knew the characters!"

The doorbell rang.

"I'll get it!" Aang jumped up from his seat and opened the door.

In came Uncle Iroh. "I heard that you went to see The Last Airbender."

"It was a complete disaster," said Zuko.

Iroh nodded. "I went and saw it myself," he shook his head, "It was a very poor film."

"I think they must've been aiming towards a younger age group then the show," said Katara.

"No, I read an article that said M. Night wanted to hit all the same ages as the original series," said Zuko, "Another thing he completely failed to do."

"It is very difficult to condense a show in which every episode contains important character development," said Iroh.

Zuko stood up. "No, there is no excuse for the shame he has brought upon the Avatar fan base."

To Be Continued...