Valentine's Day was coming up. The girl Klaus loved, Amy, was going out with Kurt. Kurt was really big. He wasn't too smart, but he probably had a few ideas on how to use a bowtie, glasses and a heavy encyclopaedia to someone's disadvantage.
Still, Klaus vowed to get Amy. He took Karate lessons until he was a white belt with yellow stripe. Then on Valentine's Day, he approached Kurt and Amy.
Klaus curtly said to Kurt, "Out of the way. Amy's my Valentine."
Before Kurt could beat Klaus to a squishy pulp, Amy stepped in between them. She looked Klaus squarely in the eye, and chewed her gum thoughtfully. She leaned in, and then…popped a huge bubble into Klaus's face, then wordlessly skipped away with Kurt.
No karate lesson could have prepared Klaus for this, and he died of a broken heart.
Sorry for killing Klaus off all the time, be he's so annoying and I hate bowties. Hey, at least he wasn't a squishy pulp this time. I'd try to kill Violet (I wish she'd get a new hairstyle), but she'd probably invent her was out of it. And you can't kill a baby, that's just mean. :3