A/N: This is still that Friday. SyFy and Gir are getting more attention.
Disclaimer: IZ © Jhonen Vasquez
SyFy and Jim © Me ~ Aaron-kun
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At the mall, a few hours later,
"Where are they?"
"They're going to be here."
"Where are big head and Gazzy?"
"I don't know, Gir."
Zim and Jim got there a little early because Gir wanted to play videogames at the arcade. Gir and SyFy weren't not in their dog suits. They had new disguises on and both look like they were ten or so. Gir was wearing a black shirt saying Total Destruction in 30 Minutes or the Next One is Free; unzip green hoodie and blue jeans. Gir had messy black hair and blue eyes. He was holding his piggy. As for SyFy, he was wearing blue shirt saying I Didn't Do My Homework because… and several reasons why, as well as unzip red hoodie, and blue jeans. He also had green hair and eyes with glasses. Each had a watch which controlled the disguise like Jim's.
"Hey there, guys." Dib waved to them. "Where are Sy and Gir?"
Gir run up and hug him. "Hiya, big head"
"Gir?" He nodded.
"So that's Gir and that's Sy." He pointed to Gir and SyFy.
"Yeah, I wonder what their new disguises would work more than the dog suits." Jim explained. Then Gaz was right behind Dib and Gir jump from Dib to her.
"Hiya Gazzy."
"Hi Gir?" Gaz was confused too as she only see Gir as a green plush dog or a robot as well SyFy but instead of a green dog he was a blue one.
"I and Sy are human lookie now."
"Yeah, this is our new disguises." She nodded.
"So what movie are we watching?" She asked.
"Action" Gir replied.
"How about that new Horror flick," Jim said "Gir, it has action in it."
Everyone gave their opinion on the idea. Dib, Gir, and Zim got the tickets. SyFy, Gaz and Jim got the snacks. Each of them got a drink. They shared the candy. Also got three large popcorns as one for Gir, the other two to be there to share and the movie was about zombies controlling the world and eating people's brains. Gir wasn't loud because of the popcorn. Gaz was in between SyFy and Jim as Gir was in between Dib and Zim. Zim was by Jim. When the movie went to a romance scene it would turn into a blood gushing one. The main character was a paranormal investigator which died half through the thing by cannons. Jim and Gaz were talking about how Dib would die if he was still one. Zim was snickering of their thoughts and Dib's jaw dropped at his sister's and friend's conservation. Gir was just giggling. "That's guy's head went offy off."
"That movie was awesome." Jim exclaimed
"Indeed." SyFy agreed
"Better than original"
"No Zim, originals are way better." Gaz disagreed
"Are not"
"Are so"
"Are not"
"Are so"
"Hey two years olds, what do we do now?" Dib asked
Jim looked at a clock in the lobby of the movies, it read 8:00.
"Yeah, it's 8 right now." Jim knowledge
"Dad doesn't except us back until ten." Gaz replied
"TACOS" Gir said referring to the food court. Everyone else nodded. The group broke up. Dib, Zim, and the SIR units went to find a table as Gaz and Jim went to get the pizza. Jim wasn't truly ordering the pizza. He was listening to his iPod that his friends brought for his birthday. There were several different genres of songs and a lot of songs. The two guys behind them were talking about Gaz. Jim gave glance towards Gaz to see if she was going to punch them but she wasn't listening as the Goth was waiting in patience to order. He was listening to the guys' conservation and thought they go to their skool was a guess. Knowing someone like Gaz was different by knowing her by the rumors. Jim could say that Gaz had a nice rack as well Zim but they wouldn't get a painful kick to the groin. He heard a guy tell the another ask her out as Jim rolled his eyes and shaking his head knowing Gaz wasn't in either guy's league as she was higher as Zim and Dib knew as well as SyFy and Gir. The one guy tap Gaz on the shoulder she turn her head.
"Hey babe, I was wondering if you would ditch the freak and go with real man." pointing at himself with 'real man' of that.
"What real man?" Jim muttered.
"Sorry but no, and he's no freak." Gaz growl and turned to him.
'You shouldn't have done, dude.' Jim thought.
The guy grabs her arm but tried. Jim stopped him and grabs his arm. "What the fuck?"
"She said no, dumbass." Jim said darkly. "You can't take no for answer." Jim let go of his arm. Gaz crossed her arms.
"You can have the bitch because she'd already slept with all the guys in the skool"
"You know rumors are just stupid comments told to make people feel better." Jim stated and felt like punching the dude for that comment. Gaz could see that. The jock huffed and walked off.
"Thanks."
"No problem but I heard that bastard's conservation." He growled. He's Irken but an Irken that can control his temper unlike Zim. She nodded. Jim did know that Gaz could handle them herself as she is a black belt in karate but times Jim, Dib or Zim would step in. They waited for their turn and order their pizza, medium cheese, medium supreme, and a dozen tacos and half a dozen drinks. I don't need to tell you who the tacos are for. They walked over to the group wondering why there were several girls from their skool there. 'What are they looking at?' Gaz thought. Look to her smart Irken friend and as always he shrugged. They got through the crowd and put the food and drinks onto the table. Then saw what all the commotion was Gir.
"They're so cute." One girl shouted
"Oh my god, your brothers"
"Dib, what happening here" Jim asked.
"Gir was being him now chicks are here."
"TACOS" Gir grabbed a taco and ate it. The girls were "Aww" "Cute" "OMG" or just more giggling. Gaz's angry went over-board.
"Get the hell away you damn princesses." She yelled as they all huffed walk off.
Zim was the first talk, "Touchy"
"Shut up alien butt."
"Gaz calm down," She took a deep breath.
"Sorry about that."
Gir started eat his tacos and repeating "Hi TACO" "Bye TACO" with each one and offer several to his piggy but the pig decline each time. The others were laughing their heads off. Gaz and Zim were eating cheese pizza and the other three were eating the supreme one. When they were finish they decide to go play at the arcade. They played DDR, some gun games which Gir was winning at and Gaz was a close second, and SyFy was conning a con man who worked there. They played the new laser tag that was just built, Gir, Jim, and Zim was one team. The other was Gaz, Dib, and SyFy. To Gaz's disappointment, Dib was on her team. She said to Irkens they were doomed. They replied they know. Gaz's team was red and Gir's was blue to his approval. They walked into the Labyrinth and their guns at the ready. Both teams separated to cover the ground. First out was SyFy by his creator. Minutes later it was Dib by Zim. After that it was Gir by Gaz. Zim was shot by Gaz.
Only Gaz and Jim were the ones remained. The others were watching cautiously of their friends dodging and shooting at each other. As an Irken you would use your pak as help or a handicap in human terms but Jim wasn't using his metal legs because when he come to Earth he only wanted be regular old kid. Gaz shot he dodged. He took a run for it. Knowing she would follow. His plan was clear. He hid. The sounds were quiet, as his breathing began be slower. Now on outside of the laser tag room, a group teens and pre-teens were watching the two battling as if for a battle of the sexes. All Jim could hear was her boots making noises the closer she was the louder they become. Gaz run right past his hiding place and he thought, 'Very bad move on your part, Gaz.' she turned to face the disguise Irken. He pulled the trigger of blaster and bells and whistles went off and the announcer announces the winning team, the Blue Team. Gaz gave a high-five to her best friend with smiled on her face. He smiled as well. They both had fun and why not but happy about it. It was time to say goodbyes but not goodbyes even. The Membrane siblings went to Dib's car and drove home. The Irk 'cousins' got their collapsible hover-boards from their 'backpacks' and the SIR units undisguised themselves so they could ride on their master's backs. All of them excited from the next week of fun in the sun.
