A/N: Hey, Aaron here. I don't own Invader Zim, Jhonen V. does. Jim and SyFy are my OCs. It's Gaz POV during this chapter. Here's sneak peak of the next one. This and the other is the two different days but different narrator like Gaz is this one and Jim is the next one. Okay the first part of this is just what pop into my head so go with it.
I was walking up the stairs hearing moaning and screaming. Two names being screamed out. I would hear one which was clear to tell it was Jessica. The other one was harder to hear of the loudest tone. It was probably Jeremy something like that. I saw a door had a crack to see my best friend with the untrustworthy whore with him in bed. My jaw dropped and I was about to scream or run but I was frozen in shock and I bit my lip holding in the scream. He was still in his human disguise. I started to think if she knew the one in bed was an alien from the planet Irk not an Earthling at all. Or is she thinking he's Zim's cousin because of his 'tongue disorder'. My frustrations were off when I heard her moan out, Oh Jimmy. That damn alien. His 'ears' twitched. He turned his head to the crack of the door staring at me from his position. His alien tongue licked his human lips. He opened the door and Jessica could see me and I gasped. "So Gaz you want to join us in your human's ritual." He asked. What an asshole. He's fucking the chick that wanted him so badly and he's now naked with her and asking if I want to join. I tried not to looked down and his finger under my chin to make me look into the lustful green eyes of his. He lean his head to my neck and lustful lick to it.
"Come on, Gazzy you want have a little fun." I couldn't figure out what this bastard wanted. I screamed. Then sat up and saw my Jimmy in the same shirt as yesterday and flannel pants.
"Gaz, are you alright." A concern Jimmy was seating at my hip with one arm at the back of the couch. I didn't see lustful eyes but concern ones. Oh it just a bad dream it was all a bad dream. I know Jimmy better than that he wouldn't to have sex with that bitch. I saw it was only me and him in the living room. I saw the time on the clock which 530. I asked Jimmy where is the others. He told me that they are sleeping and he was working on disguises for Mimi with other watch he created for her. I wonder where the SIR Units were and he answer they are sleeping in his bed. He added Tak was sleeping in my bed as I crash on his shoulder during the several movies we watch and it was midnight by the time they all turn in and that he wake up at 330. So he's been up for two hours working. Jimmy's always like this he might an asshole when comes to his emotions. But I have to admit he's pretty nice guy to do things for others than doing them just pass the time. I wonder how much soda was in the fridge and asked Jimmy if he wanted one. His answer just a simple nod of the head. I always take that as a 'yes'. I walked into the kitchen to get two sodas before I opened the door I saw a picture by look of it. It was made by Gir. In it with Gir was Jimmy, me, Zim, Dib, Tak, Mimi, and Sy were in it and the title was My Family. I chuckled at it. More like a disfigured family with two humans, three Irkens, and three robots.
I got the sodas and saw from the counter that Jimmy had goggles on and surprise to see the fire alarm didn't go off. I saw several different chips which he was working for two hours now. Why wouldn't he already have several different ones? I walked back to couch and put the Poop Colas onto the table. Even remembering the years that went by after Zim was told by his leaders that he's mission to take over the Earth was phony and he didn't go to skool at least three days and after the three days coming to skool with a depressed face. Dib rant about Zim having an evil plan to me and I always thought it was stupid of him being a motor mouth. I didn't think he was going to do anything but we're in middle skool and at least he been on Earth four years didn't try any attempts to destroy the Earth after that. I went up to him ask him if he was okay. Yeah, I know what you're thinking that definitely not Gaz Membrane. Would you do that instead of hearing Dib's mouth go on and on without stopping. It was our second year, six grade in middle skool when I talked to Zim who did still talked in third person but it changed when this other Irken come to Earth to seek Zim. He was the same age not his little brother no it was Jimmy.
He wanted to see Zim again as they were best friends as smeets. Play, ate and slept together. They both went their own ways in the Irken Empire. Jimmy went to be a scientist with an intelligence mind. Zim wanted to be the greatest invader ever. Dib saw this new kid which was hard to see him as an Invader. Jimmy and Zim were Invaders in Impounding Doom I as Jimmy was maker of the robots Zim used and Zim destroy building on his own planet. We all hang out one day at the mall. Dib and Zim begin to be friends in seventh and I got to know Jimmy and that's why we're inseparable and can think what's the other is. No one have plan on that to happen. Jimmy and me are the best of friend like our idiots. I haven't got that much trouble with him but when it comes to that he wouldn't say anything when he thinking and you can get lost in his eyes. I mean that you can just look into his eyes because people say the eyes are the gateway to heart with his eyes they change with what mood his in. I heard someone called my name and next thing I know he's right next to me. Like I told you what his eyes do and I slapped him because he scared the fuck out of me.
"You know you didn't have to do that." He made a face with rubbing the cheek I smacked. I smirked and found the remote for the TV. I turned it on. It was news on but I always hated the news when it was on this blond which Dib was head over heels for. I thought she was a bitch and he always said he wanted her. I always rolled my eyes and replied, "Out of your league." I heard Jimmy said bored. I giggled because he's like this when the news is on 'With stupid people that think they're hot stuff' the comment he gave about it. I heard light footsteps guessing it was one of the SIR Units. It was. It was a sleepy Gir.
"Mornin' Gazzy, Mornin' Jimmy" Gir said sleepily.
"Morning little buddy." Jimmy greeted back and Gir climb onto the couch with my help and sat on my lap. I also heard more little footsteps and Jimmy and I turned our heads to see SyFy and Mimi blinking a few times. I nudged the Irken in the back. He jumped. I gestured to the chips and he hit himself in the forehead.
"Hey Mimi, put this on." Kneeling down to the female SIR Unit with a watch in his hand and she gave him a look. Before nodding
"Jimmy, you didn't." "I did" Sy and his bickering were more like brothers than they play as. We all decided to go to the beach today for Gir to finish his castle and he decided that he would have Tak and Mimi in the picture as well as the others and I. Jimmy told Mimi pushed middle button. She did and disguise look like ten years old like Gir's and Sy's disguise. Mimi had blue long hair in two ponytails. Brown eyes, red skirt, and purple hoodie. Wow. I mean Wow. Jimmy always tried to make Sy and Gir look like himself and Zim. Sy looks like younger version of himself just with glasses. Gir looks like younger brother of Zim which is surprisingly that he didn't put the 'green skin' disease. Mimi looks liked Tak but with longer hair.
"Wow, you created this Jimmy." Mimi asked and he nodded. "You have a good imagination." He smiled and come back to sit next to me. Mimi pressed the center of the watch to her SIR Unit form. Sy and she went to the front of coffee table to sit on the floor and Gir was napping on my lap. Jimmy glanced up to the clock and it read 630. Gir wake up several minutes after to make waffles and Jimmy told him not to make a mess. The insane SIR Unit respond with 'I know I know' tone of voice which when Dib and I went over to their 'house' once Gir was making waffles and that Jimmy and Zim were cover with batter. Dib and I couldn't stop laughing at the Irkens. Where Gir was running around them happily not knowing what he have done and screaming waffles over and over again which for him that's normal. It come around seven when Zim almost come trembling down but he got his footing back. Jimmy and I were laughing hard it caused his Squeedly Spooch and my stomach was hurting. Zim glare at us. We were on the stools at the counter watching Gir. Zim groaned. He walked over to me and Jimmy Boy. That's one of my nicknames for him and several others he can't stand. I love torture haven't you figure that out yet. Zim sat right next to me. He started mumble something but I couldn't catch it but Jimmy started snickering as if I was missing something. So I ask Jimmy, what he heard.
"No wander you couldn't. Zim wasn't speaking English. He was speaking Irken." My eyes widen. "What he said would be like Shit, or Crap in English."
"Oh, why is he speaking it always."
"He always does it when Gir is making waffles which we both can stand but Zim doesn't like waffles that much." I nodded. More footsteps it was Tak and Dib. Each of them rubbing the sleep out of their eyes and said their good mornings. Jimmy asked Tak if she still was able to change into the human form she had. She shook her head. We took her bandages off before we started to eat the waffles for breakfast. He did do a good job with bruise and it wasn't the darker green color like yesterday. Tak sat by Jimmy and Dib sat right next to her. The Irken on the right of me was still mumbling in Irken as well. He started to eat with all of us and he wasn't mumbling with the waffles in his mouth. I couldn't help but see in the counter of my eye to see Mimi trying the clips Jimmy made her. I nudged my best friend in his arm and he turned his head when he was drinking as orange juice. "Hmmm" I jerked my head to where Mimi was. He nodded. I still wonder if he worked on them as just for Mimi or for Tak as well as I saw another watch the table. It wasn't his because he was wearing it. We all finish our breakfast made by the blue-eyed SIR Unit. We decided we could go the beach now then at noon like we plan. The guys changed in Zim's and Jimmy's room and Tak and I were to mine and Dib's. I packed an extra swimsuit which was a one piece. It was purple and black straps. Me and Tak changed and Tak had something on her wrist which was the same watch Jimmy had made for her. She press the button and she look like the same person when we were ten but taller. The short purple hair parted in the middle.
I heard yelling guessing it was Gir being chase by the two Irkens. Tak and I both put some shirts and shorts on then stepped out of the bedroom. To see Gir with Zim's contacts and wig as well as Jimmy's watch.
"Gir just give them their stuff back." I yelled. His eyes changed to red as he was in his disguise already. He saluted and gave the Irkens' their stuff back. Jimmy put the watch on press the middle of it. He had his green hair. Zim was putting his contacts in as he already put the wig on. Dib was at the door with Sy and Mimi in their disguises. I saw Tak blush at who didn't know. It was probably was Jimmy. I'm not thinking Zim or Dib.
"Alright, let's go to the beach." Jimmy announced and I smacked on the back of the head then he hold the part of his head I hit. "You know this means war, Gazzy." I smirked and nodded. I walked pass him with Tak behind. I got my keys off of the table where the telephone sat. We were off to the beach. Again. We got there and no one was there and Gir started to run to his still standing castle. Sy followed and Mimi in her purple swimsuit followed. Zim and Jimmy set up the towels. And went to go surfing with their collapsible surfboards which there were six of them made and both Irkens sat each one up for Gir which had pigs on it. Mine had skulls. Cool. I love Gothic things and Irken one and Irken two knew how much I like black. Sy's was just green. Zim's was purple and red. Figures. Jimmy's something I didn't except because he digital drew all of us me, himself, Zim, Gir, Sy, and Dib but Zim, himself, Sy, and Gir were in human disguises. Dib's had an alien on it. That he isn't obsessive about proving Zim and Jimmy are aliens but still is with the paranormal thing.
Dib, Zim, and Jimmy were surfing being their crazy selves. I had my iPhone and blackmail. I have to say Jimmy doesn't care but the other two idiots do. I started snickering when Dib fall off his. I got to admit that Jimmy and Zim know something about surfing. Tak was watching the three and SIR Units. About three hours later, we were still at the beach and me and Tak were tanning and the three idiots were helping Gir, Mimi, and Sy with the sandcastle. For right now and from Jimmy's smarts it was about seven feet high and five feet wide now. We have no idea how tall Gir wants it but Gir isn't building onto the seven feet because Jimmy told him if it goes any higher it would fall and end with his castle. The Irken did put sound affects so the little robot could understand. Gir got permission from his big 'brother' to take off the disguise so he could design the inside and Zim nodded in agreement. Around thirty minutes after that the blond cheerleader and green haired "game expert" were on the beach. Don't ask me why and the slut and a dumbass are here. I still don't know what Jimmy's scared of but I'm scared. Yes I'M SCARED for Jimmy. The thought always come to him and stay there and never goes away. "Hey Gazzy" Gir yelled for me and ran over me and glomp me. I gasped. Sat up and saw this amazing sandcastle. My jaw dropped and Gir pushed it back in place, "If ya kept yours mouth like that flies would get ya." in his sweet tone. I smiled at the disguise SIR Unit. I got iPhone and Tak, she was amazed as me. This little SIR Unit which was disguise as a ten years old made this, impressive, original, and tallest sandcastle I've ever saw. A guy walked by and gaze over me. I rolled my eyes and pretend to flirt and I winked. He blushed. I walked over to him and put an arm around him.
"Would do me a little favor for me?"
"What would that be, sweetheart?"
"Take a picture for me." I use the puppy dog face Gir showed me to use on Jimmy Boy. It works on anyone even if you have a body like mine you can get anything for teenage boys.
"Alright, babe" I told him that he had to stand anywhere where you can see the entire castle with the eight of us in it. The three ten years old were on the sand. Zim was in the middle. I was left as was Jimmy. Tak was right as was Dib. We put our arms over each other shoulders. Jimmy whispered into my ear, "Is does your doing?" I just gave him the evil smile. He shook his head. The guy I charmed put thumb to signal he had the castle in full view and we all smiled and the flash went off. After the flash, I ran towards the guy which was from our skool. He smiled as peck him on the cheek. I saw Zim's and Dib's jaw drop. Jimmy just rolled his eyes with arms crossed. It's pretty much him saying without saying a word, Over-board. They haven't figure out why I don't have a boyfriend yet. Here's some info for ya, Zim has a crush on me which he thinks that I haven't notice. Dib's overprotective. Jimmy would careless. They all know I flirt to get my way. I ran back to them. Gir ran up to me asking if he could see the picture and I showed him the picture of us. He was giggling and started for the ocean Sy and Mimi following as if he was a leader or something. Gir can't swim not because he's a robot but he had arm floats.
The other green teen and the blond come over to "chat". "Hey guys." Iggins casual said. "Hey Jimmy." The blond with flirt eyes to Jimmy and he was nervous laugh and smiled. Stupid Jessica grabbed onto his arm. He jumped. I started evil laughed. He glared to me which made me laugh louder. Iggins wasn't looking at me all the time. The freak looked towards Tak with a few glances.
"So what are ya guys doing here?" Jimmy asked avoid the slut's flirting going on. "Oh you know same shit different day." The dumbass said looking towards me. I wanted to hit him so bad. Give him a few broken bones, a black eye, and probably a very painful kick to groin. The green haired boy and purple ponytails girl come back to us. Sy sat on Jimmy's lap which he was Indians' style. Mimi sat by Tak and put her head onto her shoulder. They both exhausted. Gir, his full of energy self skip to Zim and glomp him from behind. We all laughed except for Jessica and Iggins. If they don't think it's funny, what's wrong with them? Gir would do that to anyone or anything for that matter especially his pigs and teddy bears. The blue-eyed ten years old eyes went bright than usual. He started hitting Zim which was because he wanted something. As the other disguise Irken asking him what he wanted. Gir pointed to an ice-cream truck which this robot loved anything sweet. The four guys went to get ice-cream as the two younger brothers enjoy piggyback rides on their brothers which they knew what I like and ask what Tak, Mimi, and Jessica. Tak said she never really tasted ice-cream. Mimi nodded to this. Jessica and Iggins jaw dropped. I wished I could take a picture of that.
(With The Girls)
The boys were getting the ice-cream, me, Jessica, and Tak as well as Mimi who didn't talk much.
"So Tak when were in our skool?" Jessica asked.
"No I go to a boarding skool."
The blond slut nodded, "How long have you been friends with my Jimmy?"
"I just met him which Zim I've known for a long time."
"They're her cousins, slut." My angry really showed.
"Oh Goth, tell me who are the younger two."
"Jimmy's and Zim's little brother, Gir and Sy."
"And Mimi's Tak's little sister."
"Oh you figure it out by yourself didn't ya, whore."
Tak and Mimi were just watching us arguing and I was about pounce on the slut. Tak was holding me back. I just growled and cross my arms over my chest. Just stared at the blond which I was take her blue eyes and eat them.
(With The Boys)
"So guys what's the hot girl by my Gaz name?"
"Her name's Takky." Gir said happily on Zim's back.
"No her name's Tak. Gir just calls her Takky." Jimmy informed.
"She's cute." Dib went wide eyed and jaw dropped. Zim and Jimmy started to snicker at their four eyed friend. They both knew Dib had a crush on Tak when he started talking to her. Dib did get a cat called Tak the first. Iggins finished his thought, "Also nice rack." Jimmy and Zim started break out in laughter. Gir got off of Zim's back ran to the ice-cream truck. Sy followed Gir so he wouldn't get into any trouble.
"Mister, what you got for ice-cream?" Gir said happily. He adored ice-cream like tacos.
"We got vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry waffle cones or bowls. Sugar cone, and cake cones." The guy answered. "For flavors there's strawberry, vanilla, chocolate, Superman, cookie dough, chocolate chip, Neapolitan, Cheese Cake." He paused. "What ya little buddy?"
"Zimmy can I get two scoops."
"Sure, we all can. Me and Jimmy's sweet." "Awesome. I want Superman and Chocolate in a chocolate waffle cones." "Gotcha" The dude finish gave the ice-cream to Gir. "Thank You" Gir said sweetly. "I will get the same." "Hooray, me and Sy get the same. Hooray." The man got gave the waffle cone with the same thing Gir got.
"I'm guessing Gaz would like a Neapolitan with Superman in a strawberry waffle cone and I'll get two Neapolitan with regular waffle cone." Dib told dude to get.
"Party pooper" Gir said to as the guy got mine and Dib's ice cream. Iggins order for him and Jessica, he got chocolate chip and chocolate and Jessica got Cheese Cake with strawberry both in flavor waffle cones, chocolate and strawberry. Zim ordered Neapolitan and Cookie Dough with a chocolate waffle cone. They order for Tak and Mimi just two scoops of Neapolitan with chocolate flavored waffle cone.
"I'll get two scoops of Cookie Dough with a chocolate waffle cone." Jimmy finished with the ice cream the total was twenty bucks. Jimmy gave the money and saw more teens coming to get the frozen sweet. The guys walked back to us laughing and joking. Iggins did keep stare at Jimmy as he laughed. Still figuring out what's his weakness. If Iggins can't figure it for you guys it starts with F….
Like I was saying I wanted rip the slut's eyes out and eat them. That all changed in emotion when I saw an ice cream cone in front of my face after it. I looked up to his face. He had a smile on it. I smiled at him took the cone. Jimmy sat next to me. On blonde's face was red of angry. I love when I got her blood pumping. That's when I know that's brain of her is working. The blond grabbed the cone from "videogame expect" and got walked away with him. I smiled again evil.
"Here ya go, Mimi" Gir gave Mimi's her ice cream which Tak got her ice cream from Dib. Tak's and Mimi's face light up.
"It's good."
"Yes, it is"
"So guys what are we going to do tomorrow as Gir's sandcastle is done." Jimmy said admiring the sandcastle another bite the cookie dough ice cream.
"Let's see." Dib grabbed the book bag and opened it for the book that told you what places were around. "How about the mall"
"We could get some new clothes for Tak while we'll there." Gaz chip in. Tak nodded.
"Dibby, is there a game roomy."
"Let's see." Dib look for an arcade in the mall and nodded. "Yes." Gir happily ran around and then fall onto my lap dead tired. Went to sleep. I started to ruffle with his black hair. He's so cute when he's sleeping with or without the disguise. We all finished our cones which we packed after and headed to the house. To sleep.