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Cross-dressing Luke

Dirty Simon + Jacob

Gangster wannabe

We won't tell you the rest but you have been warned…

"Holy shit I can't see a thing" A raven haired girl cursed as she made her way through an unknown misty landscape. It beat her, how she even ended up here in the first place.

Out of natural instinct for a lost shadowhunter, she searched for anything which resembled a golden head bobbing up and down with a mop of black hair next to him. But there was absolutely nothing.

"Where are those shitheads?" She said to herself, and then she just had to trip. Her toes twisted awkwardly in her heeled boots and as she was about to hit the ground she felt a hard surface and was surprised by its smooth texture…leather?!?

She realized it was a broad back, it definitely did not belong to Alec or Jace given his arms were strikingly tanned and not sickly pale. It was also, one hell of a sexy back. She savoured the back for a good two minutes until it hit her that she was breaking a social convention; thou shall not touch strangers inappropriately.

She cleared her throat, "Um, yeah sorry about that."

Then in borderline-soap-opera-yet-badass slow motion, he pivoted his leather jacket covered torso to face her. His face was strangely distorted. Stupid mist covering his eyes.

Although, his wide grin was visible. Unbelievably contagious it radiated warmth, he might as well of had wrapped her in a blanket. Her heart vibrated out of happiness.

Then he offered his giant tanned palm, her hand was like a child compared to his.

Somewhere, in the background, she could hear the engine of a motorcycle roar like... a doorbell.

Wait what?

Isabelle Lightwood sprung out of her bed, she wasn't hearing things it really was a door bell. Oh my God it was a freaking dream!

The doorbell again, made another noise. She groaned.

She violently kicked off her satin blankets which covered her tangled legs then yanked her bedroom door open.

A flustered Clary and Jace were in the hallway arguing.

"You guys are actually up? And you're not answering the door??" Isabelle spat out annoyingly.

"We don't know who it is" Jace said bored.

Clary was in deep concentration until she blurted out "Its Simon". Her pathetic enthusiasm annoyed Isabelle, as she ran towards the elevator as if she had just discovered the formula to immortality.

Isabelle flung her arms in the air, "Are you telling me, Simon is coming over here at three in the morning to proclaim his love to you! I swear, mundane boys are such twits" She internally smiled - well the tanned dream boy was an exception.

***

Once Jacob was reassured that he wasn't going to be a blood donor, Magnus and Alec escorted him to Luke's restaurant, but not before stopping at every fast food place Jacob could think of. So as he struggled with all the takeaway bags, he hobbled up to Luke's doorstop as Magnus knocked on the door.

Luke was taken aback to find an oversized teenager on his doorstep but the fact he was accompanied by Magnus and Alec, it was less strange.

"Hello Magnus and Alec, what a surprise...what brings you here?" he was generally curious, after all it was three in the morning, a strange time for visitation hours.

"This one right here, how could you leave a newly turned werewolf in Seattle?!" Magnus said with his hands on his hips.

"I don't know what you're saying...I've never seen this boy in my life" Luke said as he stared at Jacob, double checking if he has seen him before. The boy just shrugged.

"That's because he was in wolf form, and then he followed us through a portal" Alec answered in a matter of fact like tone.

"Oh yeah the time warp, I wanna do that again!" Jacob said excitedly

"Please take care of him, he is driving us nuts!! Gotta go, bye" Alec said, before flicking his wrist as if that was good enough and walked away

"But if you need a place to stay, you can come back to my place any time" Magnus winked.

Jacob awkwardly looked at his shoes, "Oh hell yes...can't wait to see more of those outfits" he said sarcastically as Magnus and Alec left to go to the butchers.

Luke and Jacob could only stare at each other, both unsure on what to say next.

"Yeah...I'm Jacob by the way"

"Jacob, come inside...we gotta talk"

"Yes godfather" Jacob grinned then followed Luke into his Chinese Restaurant. The smell of fried food stimulated his senses but that didn't compare, to the multiple rowdy voices which bounced off the walls. He could feel their eyes bore into his soul as he took a seat. The appropriate song "You're not one of us" by the singing animals in Lion King 2 popped into his mind.

Luke in his kitchen apron started to cut up onions to feed the hungry wolfpack, he chatted to Jacob from the bench.

"So you were bitten by a werewolf, young boy?"

"Why would I get bitten? The way I remembered it, I started getting this annoying fever that made my brain hurt, then I was in the cinema with my best friend and this annoying idiot, Mike Newton that's his name – I know funny right? Where was I? Oh yeah and I yelled at him then I went home and thought I had the flu, but I didn't! The next thing I knew I turned into this giant furball, four legs and everything!" Jacob hysterically exclaimed "that's what happened!"

Luke cleared his throat as if this random outburst was nothing "Now Jacob, I'm going to tell you a tale of a young boy..." Jacob listened intently as Luke started to retell his personal werewolf experience.

***

Expectedly, the mood was tense for an impromptu at a Cemetery. Clary was covered in goose bumps while Jace put thought into how he could touch her, comfort her. But Clary glared at him with a touch me and you die look.

Isabelle sat alienated from the scene as she witnessed the exchange. She tsked and refrained herself from shouting "CLARY WAKE UP AND SMELL THE ROSES" She is so dishonest about her feelings. Raphael on the other hand, she groaned at his mention was blabbering about vampire technicalities, "Stupid bloodsucking dork" This time she said it out loud.

Magnus and Alec finally reached the graveyard, well after Magnus got over his laughing fit over the pig faced obese butcher.

"We got the blood but it took longer than we expected" Alec looked at Magnus accusingly.

"Sorry we're late everybody, but it isn't a party until I arrive. So what's the sitch?" Magnus innocently added.

Before Jace could say something smart, Isabelle yelled out from her personal rock, "Magnus come here and amuse me" She clapped her hands as a gesture to motion him towards her.

"About time you got here, he is still rotting in the ground! Oh god, how long is this going to take?!"

"Wow somebody is moody this morning, what's wrong princess?" said in his best valley girl impersonation.

Isabelle glared "How would you like it...if you were dreaming about Alec in a leather jacket riding into the sunset with his amazing motorcycle!"

"Are you trying to tell me something? You have a crush on your brother? How many incest couples are there in this city!" He raised his eyebrow in curiousity.

Isabelle pushed Magnus' shoulder "Oh my god, gross! As if I would dream of Alec, that's your job. I was dreaming about this tall, dark and handsome stranger who was totally my type, moody badass" She sighed, her thoughts still in the dream world.

"Speaking of tall, dark and handsome strangers. You wouldn't guess who showed up naked in my living room"

"A stranger whose tall, dark and handsome?" Isabelle answered obviously, but her expression said tell me now or you'll die

"Ok moody princess, so yeah this total hunk just dropped outta nowhere from my portal, though he thought I was harassing Alec at first, but back to the point...he was GORGEOUS!" he almost screamed.

Everybody else looked in their direction and looked very confused...Jace thought they were talking about him again while Alec narrowed his eyes at Magnus.

Isabelle squealed like a schoolgirl "For real, where is he?! Where did you hide him? Your basement? Wait you're not cheating on my brother are you? Cause I have a whip and I'm not afraid to use it" she said in her best threatening tone

"Hell no, why does everyone take me for a sleaseball who just loves them and leaves them? I honestly love your brother!" he said in exasperation

Isabelle shrugged "Why was he naked though?"

"As if I know, he probably felt the need to take off his clothes when he saw us, Malec does it again" as he covered his face from amusement

"Oh shut up" she slapped his wrist with a lingering visual of a sexy naked man

"I think you should meet this guy, he seems like your type somehow…plus you're over that elf guy right?"

"Are you saying I like nude guys? Though I do but still..."

Both burst out from laughter at this even though Simon's impending death was upon them.

Magnus composed himself and looked at the others "Ok back to business, when's ratboy going to wake up?"

***

Jacob was surprised with the information overload about being a werewolf. He felt the urge to tell his pack about the different abilities that a werewolf can possess but refrained from transforming due to stress and temporary insanity.

He looked at Luke with God worship eyes "You are so my mentor, Godfather...what I want to know is how you transform with your clothes intact? I haven't mastered such a skill and I'm almost the best where I'm from"

Then this random werewolf girl with pigtails and high top converse suddenly spoke up, her presence was almost close to invisible until now.

"You don't look like a normal werewolf, you're too tall and you smell different" her voice was like nails on a chalkboard to his sensitive ears.

"Well you're a little girl who doesn't know when to shut up" Jacob retorted, too used to arguing with Leah, this girl was like a fruit fly compared to her.

Maia scrunched her fists in annoyance "Let's have a contest to see who can transform faster!"

Luke intervened "Maia, leave Jacob alone…he is still confused from his transformation"

"Yeah I didn't ask to wake up one day as a hairy beast...stupid bloodsuckers" Jacob said sarcastically

"Why do you keep thinking vampires bit you?"

"They didn't bite me, I'd die if they bit me, listen to me! Their presence made me transform" he said almost shaking in frustration.

"Okaay let's take a break now, you obviously need rest and I need to cook for hungry wolves" Luke ushered into the kitchen, leaving Jacob alone with Maia.

"Jacob, you're one strange wolf...you don't act like the rest of us…I don't think you should be here" She taunted him

"And you're a pipsqueak who thinks you're a gangster" Jacob looked at her standing with her arms crossed as if she was in a hip hop parody.

"Oh yeah! Well you're an idiot who can't transform with your clothes on!"

"Don't you start on me, squirt" he said, his silhouette blurry

"Oh I will coz I can! Let's take this outside, biatch!" she raised her fists for a fight

"Fine bring it, shortie!" Jacob stifled a chuckle at the girl.

With all the strength she could muster, she shoved Jacob outside to the swamp area, an extended garden to the restaurant. She crouched and made a mudball to throw at Jacob's face, at first he was confused by the action, its impact was the same as a pillow. This continued on repeat for two minutes until he had enough of her immaturity, he proceeded to swing his body to land on top of hers. She had eyes the size of dinner plates as she tried to comprehend on what just happened. He grabbed two large handfuls of mud and smashed one into her face and the other into her hair.

"Eat it, does it taste good? Tell me!" he said in victory, but he was unguarded at the wrong moment, Maia raised her foot until it collided with his genital area.

BAM!

Both groaned from some kind of pain, Jacob for being kicked in the nuts and Maia getting her foot broken from impact. They both rolled around in attempt to forget the pain, so they're covered in brown substance from head to toe.

The entire shadowhunter posse had arrived at Luke's to clean up Simon on the first day of his awakening.

Then as if destiny was against them Magnus with Isabelle in linked arms, were shocked to see two paralyzed bodies covered in mud "What the hell is going on here?", he could barely recognise Jacob in his masterpiece clothes.

"That's what I'd like to know!" Luke said, dressed in kitchen apparel, with his hands placed on hips

Jace and Clary who were desperately trying to hold up bloody Simon, Clary could have dropped him when she saw Luke in a floral apron with oven mittens.

"What are you wearing, Luke?" she retorted.

"Oh god, you brought another one? What is this, Downworlder refuge? I don't get paid enough for this…Wait why is Simon covered in blood and dirt?" Luke was too shocked at everyone staring at him.

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