Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, KNOW YOUR STARS is back with your most loved and hated La Corda character – the ever-charming, dreamy-looking, fangirl-loving Yunoki Azuma. It's a pleasure to have you!
Yunoki Azuma: I daresay it's not as good as the pleasure you got with Tsuchiura Ryou last time
*Announcer gapes*
*crowd goes silent and all stares at Announcer*
Announcer: wh-what on earth ...
*gong noise*
Announcer: ... are you talking about?
Yunoki Azuma: i'm guessing your private parts *lingers gaze on Announcer* can probably answer that better than you ever could
*crowd gapes*
*SILENCE*
Announcer: wha? oy, this is my show here! I ask the questions, and you give me the answers!
Yunoki Azuma: whatever you say, announcer-chan. Surely you have a name other than announcer?
*Yunoki Azuma sips on martini*
Announcer: i'm not announcer-chan! I'm announcer-san!! If not the Announcer of THE GREATEST LA CORDA D'ORO SHOW IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD!!!
*Announcer's eyes sparkle*
Announcer: the show of the century, revealing the REAL La Corda characters! The revelations have shot this show to be the greatest -
Yunoki Azuma: well, I want to call you announcer-chan. You're one of those very cute girls that i just can't help but care for...
*fangirls at front of crowd get agitated*
Fangirls: kyaaaa!!! Azuma-sama!!! Care for me too!!!!!!!
*Yunoki Azuma casually waves and smiles at the fangirls*
Announcer: ahem! This show is all about you, Yunoki Azuma, not about your... opinion... on me... or my opinion on the show... Although, is it true your dark side only shows on Hino Kahoko, just because you want to steal her away from all the other participants in the love race?
*Yunoki Azuma sips on martini*
Fangirls: Don't you dare talk to Azuma-sama in that commoner style! How dare you!
*fangirls get even more agitated and start throwing things at Announcer*
*Announcer puts arms in front of face to shelter self from array of items thrown by Yunoki Azuma's fangirls*
Yunoki Azuma: (to fangirls) please, calm down... you'll all get your chance with me, of course
*fangirls all blush and go 'kyaaaa'*
*Announcer un-shelters self and looks on un-amused*
Announcer: don't shy from my questions, Yunoki Azuma. Is it true your dark side only shows on Hino Kahoko, just because you want to steal her away from all the other participants in the love race?
*fangirls become agitated again*
Yunoki Azuma: we-ell... why, do you want to be that special someone instead of her?
*Yunoki Azuma sips on martini*
*Announcer is stunned into silence*
*Fangirls squeal*
Fangirls: kyaaa, Azuma-sama! I'll be your special someone!!
Yunoki Azuma (looks to fangirls and smiles): thank you, thank you
Announcer: ahem, we're on live television here... Yunoki Azuma, do answer the question
Yunoki Azuma: what happens if i don't want to? *looks completely innocent*
Announcer: what?!
Yunoki Azuma: i keep wondering... a cute girl like you, I'm sure I would've seen you around somewhere...
Announcer: I'VE ALREADY SAID THAT THIS SHOW ISN'T ABOUT ME IT'S ABOUT YOU!!!!
Yunoki Azuma: and for some reason, i think i recognise you as well...
Announcer: I've already said...
Yunoki Azuma: you couldn't be coming from seisou, could you??
Announcer: and, onto the next question! Yunoki Azuma,
Yunoki Azuma: am i bisexual? Yes
*Announcer gapes*
*crowd, including fangirls, stunned into silence*
Announcer: a-a-a... who's your gay partner then??
*SILENCE*
*Yunoki Azuma sips on martini*
Yunoki Azuma: i was just stating... well, it'd be good if it was Kanazawa-sensei...
*fangirls gape in horror*
*Announcer blinks*
Announcer: an incestuous relationship with your teacher? I've heard –
Yunoki Azuma: *looks thoughtful* although, I think I want to marry my grandmother... her strictness would keep me firmly grounded...
*fangirls begin to faint*
*Announcer looks in disgust*
Announcer: you must love forbidden relationships, Yunoki Azuma...
*Yunoki Azuma sips on martini*
Yunoki Azuma: so do you, Announcer-chan... you seem to long for all these little bits and pieces of hidden gossip...
Announcer: they're all for the show! The show!!
Yunoki Azuma: oh, so the show allows for ludicrous activities... like that compromising situation you and tsuchiura ryou were in...
Announcer: AHEM!! Enough of me, and more of you...
Yunoki Azuma: you're squirming out of the answer... what did the IT Maestro do to you...
*Announcer chokes at the same time as laughing at the name "IT Maestro"*
*crowd is gossiping about "IT Maestro"*
*Yunoki Azuma stands up from chair and walks towards Announcer on other chair*
Announcer: ahh? Yunoki Azuma?
Yunoki Azuma: what did he do to you, Announcer-chan... *inches his face and body closer to Announcer* was it good? *inches closer*
*Announcer backs away from Yunoki Azuma as best as they can*
Yunoki Azuma: *whispers to Announcer* did you moan and squeal? *inches face very close to Announcer, enough that noses could be touching*
*Announcer pushes back on chair even more, but finds it doesn't work*
*Yunoki Azuma looks into Announcer's eyes*
*Announcer gulps*
Yunoki Azuma: you submitted, didn't you? *whispers to Announcer* you're so weak
*Yunoki Azuma steps away from Announcer and walks back casually to his seat*
*Announcer's heart rate is up by double, no – triple, no – QUADRUPLE – what it was before*
Announcer: d-dark side...
*gong noise*
*Announcer slumps on chair, exhausted, worn out, and mentally stressed*
Yunoki Azuma: (looks at crowd and smiles) On behalf of dear Announcer-chan, I'd like to thank you for tuning in to KNOW YOUR STARS, and hope to see you next time
Fangirls: kyaaa! Azuma-sama!!
Yunoki Azuma: (looks at fangirls) and yes, you too
After the show... and everyone has left...
Announcer: oh my god, I thought he found me out... my heart's still going nuts from that...
Camera-man: you have a way with those boys, Announcer-chan
Announcer: not you, too... i thought you were on my side!
Camera-man: i'm on the side of truth, and that's all it is
|~-~|
A/N: I know, I left this very mystified. I'm pretty sure EVERYONE will have 2 questions for me, which are:
Who is the Announcer?
Who is the Camera-man?!
I'll leave it up to you. You are free to PM me about your answers to 1 & 2. The winner of this contest will be getting a special prize!!!!