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Happy Reading long time!

Well we should warn you about Jacob and his bad attitude,

Read on to find out ;)


"Here, what about this?" Luke said, holding up a pink collared shirt with polka dots "Yes it's from the seventies, but it's the only thing that would fit the bony ass" He was shuffling through his wardrobe, trying to find replacement clothes for Simon's blood drenched outfit.

"Luke what the hell is up with you lately? You're starting to scare me...when mom wakes up I'm telling her, she can't see you anymore" Clary said with hysteria.

"He's in a blood loss coma, why would he care what shirt he's wearing hmm?"

Jace took out his mobile phone, and snapped a photo of a drooling Simon on the bed. Clary glared at him, but he shrugged and said, "What? Mundanes like photos of themselves drunk...I don't think I could live with myself, if I didn't take a picture of this"

"Oh Jace, shut up. You're not helping. Why are you here anyways, go back outside to Izzy and the others!!"

***

The two Mud Mountains were looking and sounding like noisy gingerbread people, except without the colourful decorations. Alec walked over to the smaller lump and started poking it with a stick, "Downworlders, I don't understand them" he frowned.

Magnus still in turmoil over his ruined outfit with his head buried into his hands muttered "Oh why in hell did this werewolf have to roll in the mud... like a pig on a farm!!"

Jacob didn't need clear vision to notice the voice came from the one and only...

"Sparkly toothpick?!" He tried to speak but mud got stuck in his throat. So Jacob looking like a hot mess, slammed his palm on the mud to hoist his body off the ground and in the process, a splatter of dark brown liquid splashed onto Isabelle's shiny leather boots and her pink silk nightgown.

She gasped and stared at her shoes "You piece of crap, you trying to be cool by acting like a nalum demon?" Jacob tried to wipe the mud off his eyes but failed and saw a blurry silhouette. It was definitely a feminine outline, with an outfit to make any hot blooded male blush. Although dressed in a long leather jacket over this satin dress she looked like a royal vampire chick. Was it a vulture? With a sleeping mask on her head! He thought but was confused by her refreshing fruit scent. Watermelons and vanilla ice cream?

But her high and almighty voice killed any sweet image of nice girls and summer "Stuck up bitch much?" he smiled though the mud was dripping out of his mouth.

Isabelle's rage meter went through the roof and blood rushed through her veins, the same adrenaline hit she gets when she is about to slaughter a demon. "Well excuse me! I totally eat shit like you for breakfast - so you better clean yourself with a freaking S-H-O-W-E-R and wash out your dirty mouth"

One of Jacob's pet peeves were girls who were scared to get dirty, so he thought it would be funny to walk closer with his arms out, as if he was going to hug her.

Isabelle slowly backed away with her gold whip on guard. She decided to not use it because she strangely felt safe, he couldn't harm her. Her hostile eyes couldn't escape the pull of his dark intense eyes. He was dragging her into a black hole, a world which existed only for the both of them.

Then they both flinched to the sound of Clary shouting.

"I'm going with Simon, Jace. And don't even think about following me." Clary decided to just say it outright and raw. She just needed time to stay away from Jace because every time she looked into his eyes, she was reminded of a selfish life she could have. Giving into her desires, eating his face, running her fingers in his hair was the last thing she could do especially when her best friend just turned into a vampire...and it was all because she had to kiss her brother not even a couple of hours ago.

"If you talk to me in the next week, it'll be too soon" she pulled on a disorientated Simon and walked off. Jace watched with his face slapped by her words and stared at the back of her head with glass eyes. Hearts were meant to be broken.

Isabelle shook her head, to try and cool her feelings from boiling over from the heat of the moment. She huffed in frustration and seeing Jace trembling in anger, she felt the need to comfort him.

Jacob could finally see the girl clearly, but only her back profile. He watched the golden haired boy shrug off her comforting hands. Jacob could only wonder if there was unrequited love going on there. It was only natural for him to feel a tinge of resentment towards the pretty boy vulture, again scoring him two to zero.

"Hello, earth to Jacob!" Luke said out of nowhere, handing him over a towel

"Thanks Godfather"

"Sorry about Clary. She also lives here you know"

Jacob returned his gaze to the vulture, "Really?" he said, Clary the Vulture, "That is so not a badass title" he muttered and Luke gave him a strange look, confused why he was looking at Isabelle.

"I meant the red haired girl who threw a tantrum you know" Jacob just nods his head, stuck in his own world

Magnus snapped out of his meltdown trance and stormed up to Jacob "If you think that it's the right way to wear these clothes, I'm seriously worried about your common sense. And I will be sending more outfits your way and there will be GLITTER" he shook his shiny ringed fist.

He disappeared into the darkness, Alec followed behind, tossing the stick aside.

"Maia, how long you going to lie there like that?" Luke yelled into the swamp and then smiled when he turned to Jacob "Help yourself to have a shower. Use the phone if you need to as well. "

"Ok but I think she broke her foot. Someone should help..." Jacob said.

He then grinned when he thought of the perfect person to call.

***

LA PUSH, 8:07 AM WOLF MEETING NUMBER #213

"Embry what's with the emergency meeting" Sam asked in exasperation

"Guess who just called me!"

"Your mother" Quil said obviously

"Nice guess but you're wrong, oh you're going to be so jealous man – "

"Get to the point, it's too early in the morning!" Sam ordered.

"Ok... JACOB! It was Jacob who called me" Embry nodded smugly. Quil gasped, he called Embry before me!

"Really" Seth exclaimed with bug eyes, "Is he here? I didn't see him come in. Oh Bella is going to be so happy"

"Oh enough with that bloodsucker chick. You always bring her up" Paul sniffed.

"He is in NEW YORK CITY!" Embry exclaimed.

"He ran to New York? Oh geez" Leah rolled her eyes. Embry shook his finger at her, "That's where you ARE wrong... he didn't run! He fell through a portal"

There was momentary silence, until Paul swore "What the fuck!"

"So like Alice in Wonderland shit? That's whacked up man" Jared shook his head. Sam threw his fist on the table, "Stop being silly Embry, did he call or not?"

Embry nodded his head furiously, "I swear on my life – Listen he called because he won't be home for a while, he found a wolf pack to stay with while he gets over Bella. They're very suss, they can transform with their clothes on. How cool would it be if we actually visit Jacob in New York?"

"He didn't even inform the alpha, I feel so betrayed. What has this New York wolf pack got we don't have – he is bound to La Push tradition, regulations, the treaty for god sake" Sam stated gravely.

"Well, I'm sure he will return again, he just needs to get his head around things. And Jacob said to tell you, we should open up our own Chinese Restaurant here. Emily could be the head chef...or we could hire a Chinese Chef. I don't know" Embry said. Sam glared at him, trying to control his rage.

"Oh and returning to your question, We have nothing on the New York werewolves...they can transform with their clothes on!"

The wolves started to speak among themselves in utter disbelief, then Embry remembered the gangster werewolf Jacob mentioned, "Oh and Leah there are other female werewolves. You're not alone." He smiled sweetly at her and her eyes widened

"Sam, ok we need to go to New York! Listen to this kid!!" Leah practically yelled.

Everyone looked at Sam waiting for approval.

"Oh and there is a magician if that compensates for anything"

"Please, please can we go?" Seth jumped up in his seat.

"I don't know..." Sam started

"Oh come on nothing happens in La Push. What do we have here? Vampires who eat animals? The rocky beach, 360 days of rain!" Jared puffed. Everybody stared at Jared with his confusing arguments.

"Oh my god guys, I forgot the most important thing Jacob told me..." Embry slapped his head. "There is a royal vulture on the loose. So really it's a matter of time when we go to New York."

AN: Well well well, there's chapter 3, dear readers/reviewers. Did you enjoy it? :P I think for you Twilight fans out there, we threw in the wolf pack just for you (and for us, since we love them!) So now we have some questions for you:

Do you think Jacob imprinted on Isabelle? Was it just lust or love at first sight?

Do you think Isabelle overreacted to Jacob's playful attitude?

In what type of situations did Luke wear his pink collared polka dot shirt? (There may be a flashback scene depending on your review demand)

What do you think of Sam, a bit too aggressive huh or not? (We thinks too much Jacob love)

Which of the wolf pack member is your favourite? And which is most in character?

Also lastly but not least, we have a little gift for you fast reviewers, chapter 4 is ready to be posted, we're just waiting on your feedback :) Bye guys, until next time! ;)