Announcer: welcome back, once again, to KNOW YOUR STARS!! At long last we are able to bring you the heroine of the La Corda series, our magical violin girl, Hino Kahoko!
Hino Kahoko: I would've been magical violin girl before, but now I'm just an ordinary violin girl
Announcer: but you're nowhere near ordinary! All of the crowd gathered here are your fans, Hino Kahoko...
*crowd cheers and squeals*
Hino Kahoko: aah! A-a-arigatou, minna-san...
*gong sounds*
Announcer: the luckiest girl out of all the girls in the world, you've found yourself in reverse harem heaven! How does it feel?
Hino Kahoko: what? What's reverse harem heaven? Huh?
Announcer: you're so oblivious, aren't you, Hino Kahoko...
*Hino Kahoko blinks*
Announcer: a harem is a group of girls. A reverse harem is a group of boys. And it's heaven because you can get to choose ANY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE HOT BISHOUJOS – Tsukimori Len, or Tsuchiura Ryou, Yunoki Azuma or Hihara Kazuki or Shimizu Keiichi – to be your boyfriend. Surely, SURELY, you understand THE PRIVILEGE OF YOUR POSITION?!
Hino Kahoko: umm... i'm just friends with all of them... and why does that line sound familiar...
Announcer: you're just a STEP AWAY from being lavished with expensive gifts, sweet serenades, moonlit walks and the love of your life! REALLY, YOU CAN'T BE TELLING ME –
Hino Kahoko: i'm not interested in pursuing a relationship.
*crowd gapes in horror*
*Announcer gapes in shock*
Announcer: so, what you're saying, is that if girls come up and snatch them away from you, you're HAPPY WITH IT?!
Hino Kahoko: w-well... if they're happy...
Announcer: so, what you're saying is, your opinion doesn't matter to them?! Even though, I'm quite certain, they CARE A LOT ABOUT YOU????
*Hino Kahoko looks uncomfortable*
Hino Kahoko: c-could we possibly move onto another question...
*Announcer looks at Camera-man, who nods*
Announcer: that's fine... Hino Kahoko, all that emanates from Yunoki Azuma is darkness, is it not?
Hino Kahoko: EHH?! Yunoki-senpai is usually a very kind and good person!!
Announcer: ohh really. Enough that he could do something like THIS to you?
*Announcer points to TV screen, which has scene of Yunoki telling Hino about her being annoying*
*crowd gasps*
Hino Kahoko: e-eto... that was just Yunoki-senpai being very honest and blatant with me...
Announcer: you call THAT honest and blatant?? Camera-man?
*Camera-man shakes head in disbelief*
Hino Kahoko: he just doesn't believe people should try so hard... because he can't, and...
Announcer: ohh, so you understand Yunoki Azuma a lot, don't you. Doesn't this mean you like him?
Hino Kahoko: EHH?! Yunoki-senpai?!? Ahahaha... even if I did, his fangirls would probably not like it one bit...
Announcer: who cares about the fangirls? When you love someone, you should do anything that you can to be with them!
Hino Kahoko: but I don't love Azuma!!!
*SILENCE*
Announcer: you just realised what you said, right?
*Hino Kahoko looks puzzled*
Announcer: you called him informally by his first name, too... that's it! Camera-man, get me an outside line to the most well-known newspaper –
Hino Kahoko: IIE! IT'S NOT LIKE THAT BETWEEN YUNOKI-SENPAI AND ME!!!!!!!!
*Announcer blinks*
*crowd is silent*
Hino Kahoko: I'm really not interested in them in that way... I've had bad experiences before, you see, and...
*Announcer looks at Camera-man, who nods*
Announcer: and..?
Hino Kahoko: it just... didn't go too well...
*Hino Kahoko begins to cry*
*Announcer looks shocked, then caring*
Announcer: come here... it's alright, it's alright *opens arms wide to let Hino Kahoko fall into them*
*crowd goes 'awwww'*
*box of tissues magically appear*
Announcer: here, have some tissues *grabs from magically appearing tissue box*
Hino Kahoko: a-arigatou, announcer-san... i'm sorry, i didn't mean to...
Announcer: daijoubu! Girls always come to aid of girls in *gapes in horror at what was just said*
Hino Kahoko: ehh? Announcer-san?
Announcer: ahem... please forget what I said just before...
Hino Kahoko: a-a... okay...
*Hino Kahoko goes back to seat with tissues, and calms down*
*Announcer looks at Hino Kahoko*
*Hino Kahoko nods*
Announcer: Hino Kahoko, being in compromising situations all the time... what is your general opinion on it?
Hino Kahoko: i guess *shrugs* i came at a bad time?
Announcer: a bad time? I think everyone here would say that you came at the RIGHT time!
*crowd cheers*
Hino Kahoko: ehh? A-a-arigatou, minna-san... it was oddly nice to be in those situations... my heart went doki-doki with Tsukimori-kun, Hihara-senpai and Tsuchiura-kun and Shimizu-kun... and... *tries to scowl* Yunoki-senpai...
Announcer: it must be nice, ehh? What I think most of the single ladies in the crowd would more than love to have...
*crowd cheers again*
Announcer: but no one special at all in mind... it's a pity, Hino Kahoko. Surely, even if you would tell me the TYPE you like...
*crowd goes silent*
*Hino Kahoko blushes*
Hino Kahoko: e-eto... i don't really have a type...
Announcer: but surely there are some things you want in a guy, right??
Hino Kahoko: i guess... i want someone who loves music like i love my violin... someone who's kind... who'll look out for me...
Announcer: you know, you just described all five of them... i guess you really don't know, do you...
Hino Kahoko: oh, i did? What don't I know?
Announcer: *whispers* how they'll be taken from under your nose
Hino Kahoko: hmm? Announcer-san?
Announcer: nothing... i was just thinking how cute you are...
Hino Kahoko: EHH?! Announcer-san?!
*Announcer chuckles*
Announcer: you're so unsure, yet you want to please everyone...
*Hino Kahoko stares at Announcer*
Announcer: but, what I think you SHOULD do is you've got to snag one of those guys, NOW.
Hino Kahoko: EHH?!
Announcer: my instinct says they'll be taken away in no time if you don't get in line, Hino Kahoko...
*gong sounds*
Announcer: and that's all for today, ladies and gentlemen! On behalf of the crew and myself, we regret to inform you that we'll be experiencing some delays with our episodes and interviews, and hope that you, the viewers, will be patient for more! Till then, from KNOW YOUR STARS, Goodnight!
Backstage...
Yunoki Azuma: I'm disappointed you didn't press it further, Announcer-chan
Announcer: that was more than enough. Anymore and I'd look like I'd be bullying her
Yunoki Azuma: but that's the point, Announcer-chan...
Tsuchiura Ryou: so, she likes guys that are caring and look out for her, huh? It'll be aeons before she finds a guy like that...
Announcer: ohh really, mr "i'm-so-bad-that-i'm-good" Tsuchiura Ryou
Tsuchiura Ryou: guys like that are old and ancient! Announcer-san, get with the times!
Announcer: so getting with the times includes one-night stands?
*SILENCE*
Tsukimori Len: it certainly could
Announcer: ohh, so you were here as well, AV wannabe... you all must be VERY interested in Hino Kahoko despite what you say and what she says, isn't that right?
Yunoki Azuma: i'm just here because I had a free night, and figured I should come and see if Announcer-chan needed some help from me
Tsuchiura Ryou: i'm just here because i wanted another private party with you
Tsukimori Len: and i'm here because... what I am here for again?
Announcer: Tsukimori Len....
Tsukimori Len: ohh yeah, tagging with Tsuchi
*Announcer sighs*
Announcer: well, you've kind of gotten what you wanted, right?
Yunoki Azuma: with you, i still want more...
Tsuchiura Ryou: same here...
*Yunoki Azuma and Tsuchiura Ryou begin intense staring match*
Tsukimori Len: i guess so
Announcer: anyways, I am beat for the night. You fellas better come with me, or else you'll be locked in the building. Although, i'm sure for some of you... it'd be completely perfect, right?
*Announcer winks*