Dear diary,

Well today was interesting…who am I kidding? IT. WAS. AMAZING! I'll start from the beginning

So, we were in Alice and Rosalie's car, with Angela in tow, and I learnt a bit about them.

Alice and Rosalie are adopted sisters, and Alice's brothers are called Ben, who's 17, and Emmet, who's 19. Angela is an only child and is dating Ben. Rosalie is dating Emmet, and Alice is dating her brother, jasper, who lives alone. We're all 16, and all born in March!

We drew up to the school and I began freaking out

"Ohmigod, I can't do this, do I look stupid? Everyone'll laugh at me! And Edwin Cullen will mock me for the rest of my life, which will not be very long as I am going to commit suicide! Ohmigodohmigodohmi-mffphhhtt!"

The "mffphhhtt" was Alice's hand, smothering me.

"BELLA! Calm down! You do NOT look stupid! Nobody dressed by ME ever does! And who is EDWIN? You mean EDWARD! And this was all to prove him wrong. Now shutup, get out the car and kick his ass!" she yelled, all very fast, very loud and left her rather breathless and pink.

I drew a biiig breath (yeth, I have got very big breaths) and got out of the car. Alice Rosalie and Angela all came and stood behind me. And then we walked through the gates. It was un-freaking-believable.

Everything just stopped. It was completely silent. We smirked and made our way to our lockers. That is, until a very tall, very gorgeous Edward Cullen blocked out path. Or should I say, MY path.

"Hey gorgeous! You busy tonight?" before I could ask why he went on to say "because my parents are out, we could see a movie, go back to my place…" he trailed off, eyebrows raised with a suggestive look on his face.

I stepped forward so I was right up against him. I felt something shift in his…groin area. I smirked and whispered seductively

"I'd love to Edward, but I have a VERY busy social calendar."

"what could be more important than…"hanging out" at my place?" he asked. Obnoxious creep. I inwardly rolled my eyes and focused.

"Sorry, maybe some other time." I glanced behind me and smiled. I sidestepped away from him, and we continued on our way to our lockers.

"He's looking Bells." Angela giggled, peeking behind her. I smiled and opened my locker before saying slyly

"I have some…plans for Edward Cullen" I slipped my sleeve down and showed them my lacy pink and black bra strap. I winked and pulled my sleeve up again. We giggled.

EPOV

What.

The.

Hell?

She rejected me. The reformed gave the newbie a makeover! She's fucking SEXY!

She should like me; we're a beauty match, if nothing else. And what the hell am I gonna do about THIS? She made me hard like no other girl has! I have GOT to fix this! I can't to class like this!

I wandered (more like limped) over to some plastic little slut called Jessica. Or maybe it was Jessamine. Whatever. I could see her bra through her very sheer frilly blouse.

"Hey baby, you busy? I know of a very empty broom cupboard on the second floor…" the slut looked down, and assumed the bulge in my pants was for her. She nodded and told me to lead the way.

We slipped into the broom cupboard, already exchanging saliva. She pushed me down onto an upturned garbage bin. She pulled up her skirt and down her red lacy thong. She straddled me and we began… well, y'know. It took all of ten minutes

When we'd finished, she got dressed and left! Skank! Oh well, I could at least go to class now.

I tell you what, I should write a book: Edward Cullen's 150 ways to get rid of a boner! It'd be a best-seller! Especially if my face was on it! I am SO fucking sexy. And no I am not big-headed; almost every girl in school has told me. But right now, there is only ONE girl I want to bed. Isabella Swan. And I will! No girl has resisted my charms. And this one will be no different! And with that thought happily in my mind, I sauntered to trig.