Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome back to KNOW YOUR STARS – LA CORDA D'ORO!!! We apologize for the down-time, and hope that we'll be back to business soon enough -
Hihara Kazuki: yo, whatcha doing leaving a guest to say that kinda s**t
Announcer: oh, I forgot! Today our beloved trumpeter Hihara Kazuki is with us! How do you do?
Hihara Kazuki: nuthin much happenin' down the hood if ya'll know what i mean
*Announcer blinks, and eventually regains composure*
Announcer: of... of course I know what you mean. Don't we?
*crowd grows silent*
Announcer: okay then, it's just me. Now...
*gong noise*
Hihara Kazuki: it's already that time! Now, whatcha got for me, mz announcer...
Announcer: why does everyone think i'm a woman?!
Hihara Kazuki: coz you got them nice curves and that girly voice
*Camera-man hits self*
Camera-man: come on, don't tell me you've forgotten the script...
*Announcer looks at Camera-man*
Announcer: ahem... Hihara Kazuki, what do you say to all the girls who say you're cute?
Hihara Kazuki: cute?! Why in the world gotta gangsta put up with 'em being called cute!
Announcer: i see... so you're fiercely against it?
Hihara Kazuki: man, i dun see why in the world they think 'bout cute – i mean, these tatts aren't, right?
*KH shows off tattoos on his biceps, which are bulging with muscles*
Announcer: neat tattoos, man.
Hihara Kazuki: cheers bro
Announcer: although, why does this tatt show you and Yunoki Azuma in some kinda –
Hihara Kazuki: if ya'll wanna go there, ya'll gotta promise to keep it secret, man?
Announcer: oh, so you don't have a love-love relationship with Yunoki?
Hihara Kazuki: brudda, that kills!
*crowd laughs*
Hihara Kazuki: that's just a remembrance of a lost childhood, don't'cha know that
Announcer: that tatt shows off a lot more than that, you know... man, i feel sorry for Yunoki Azuma...
Hihara Kazuki: oy, he ain't even knowin 'bout the tatt.
Yunoki Azuma: i do now, hihara. It's quite...
*light shines on AY*
Announcer: Yunoki Azuma?! Wow, right person at the right time...
Yunoki Azuma: so, I must've been your secret desire all along hmm, Hihara?
*crowd gapes*
*Announcer gapes*
*AY advances towards KH*
Hihara Kazuki: i thought we were bruddas, man – mmph!
*AY begins making out with KH*
*crowd whistles their appreciation*
*Camera-man's eyes widen, tilts camera to catch all the action*
Announcer: WOAH! OY! As much as you two may be wild and carnal animals, this show is rated T and so I can't have you two continue this on camera...
Yunoki Azuma: what, don't you want to join us, announcer-chan?
*Announcer jumps, and steps back, scared*
Announcer: o-of course not! I'm sane unlike the rest of you...
Yunoki Azuma: aah, is that so
*eventually AY and KH duo break apart*
Hihara Kazuki: who'd've thunk it... that i'd ever get that from you, brudda
Yunoki Azuma: that brudda thing is really annoying me... announcer-chan, i'll leave him to you
*Announcer nods*
Announcer: now that we're back to being a normal talk show –
Hihara Kazuki: normal? Ya'll call this normal? This place uses freakin' drugs or something cause i'm getting high as!
Announcer: please!!! Consider the rating, and all the poor kiddies out there...
Hihara Kazuki: alright, alright... this brudda ain't gonna be swearing no more for tonite
Announcer: that's good... Hihara Kazuki, even though you're an awesome gangster you've never been able to win over your one true love, have you...
Hihara Kazuki: one true love? You don't mean that red-haired girl i'm supposed to like, do you?
Announcer: so, you're saying...
Hihara Kazuki: if she wanna be with that ice cube, then she's more than free to! I love yunoki and that's all there is to it!
*SILENCE*
*crowd begins to laugh*
Hino Kahoko: Hi-hi-hihara-senpai... hidoi ne!!!!!!
*Kahoko Hino runs off as soon as she runs on and hits him*
Announcer: *eyes wide* that was one angry girl that just whizzed by
Hihara Kazuki: you see, this is why me and girls just don't work. Them chicks – always a-hitting somebody or screaming at somebody...
Announcer: so you'll admit to being gay?
*KH gapes*
Hihara Kazuki: gay, straight, metro... all those terms you normal people use dun really apply to us gangstas
Announcer: oh...
Tsukimori Len: i'll bypass the ice cube comment for the moment but how dare you put me with her, hihara-senpai
Hihara Kazuki: still using that term for me? Senpai? It makes me wonder if you like me in that way, too...
*LT looks disgusted*
Tsukimori Len: i'll leave you to your sick fantasies. Announcer-san, the sooner you get rid of this... gangster... the better
*LT leaves*
Hihara Kazuki: that kid's still a kid. As always.
Announcer: i wouldn't know about that. All of the Seisou gang have grown up -
Tsuchiura Ryou: in more ways than one, I would hope
Announcer: *quickly blushes* R-ryou-san!
*Camera-man gapes*
Hihara Kazuki: you did well, brudda. I'm proud of you.
Tsuchiura Ryou: of course, i only learned from the best
*Announcer gapes*
*crowd gasps*
Announcer: so you two are... in the same gang, then?
Tsuchiura Ryou: hell no. I'm my own man, you see
Hihara Kazuki: ya'll went leaving chasing after them skirts and panties, didn't cha?
*crowd gasps even more*
Tsuchiura Ryou: oy, don't go exposing me now. Announcer-chan knows i'm faithful, ne?
Hihara Kazuki: you don't even know what the word means, brudda
Announcer: e-e-e
*gong noise*
Announcer: the show's over for tonight, and man has it gone quick!
Tsuchiura Ryou: it did. But i'm sure that's because of me, ne?
Announcer: i-i'm... ladies and gentlemen, from the cast of KNOW YOUR STARS – LA CORDA D'ORO, we bid you goodnight!
After the show...
Announcer: oh why was this one such a disaster...
Camera-man: that gangster was asking for it though. Except, you didn't have to make them stop before...
Announcer: what?! Of course i did! It's my duty!
Camera-man: i don't recall reading anything about that duty...
Announcer: argh! I swear, i should just quit this show or something!
Camera-man: what on earth are you saying?! You're the best thing that's ever happened to the show
*Announcer has already left*
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A/N: is the announcer already breaking down after just 5 episodes? Do you think they should quit? Tell me your thoughts... by hitting that green review button!!!!