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Previously on…BBinNYC (in a sitcom tone)

Clary drinks a man potion (kids don't do drugs) and gets turned on by Jace, they make out on a tree and find a box, meanwhile Jacob and Isabelle thinking incest much? They then go back to Magnus' party

But first ladies and gents, let's see what Alec and Magnus got up to when everyone was at the park ;)

(Just copied and pasted from ch.5:1)

Alec stared at Jace like a statue in disbelief then suddenly he snapped and stormed into Magnus' room.

He flung the door opened and with a murderous glare he found Magnus leaning over Jacob with his fingers in his hair "What is going on here?"

Both are surprised at his sudden entrance, Magnus strung up from his position and Jacob was gobsmacked "Tu...tu...turtleneck boy? Nice to see you again"

Magnus smiled at Alec "Oh darling you're finally here...So what do think of my masterpiece?" and he spun the chair Jacob was sitting on to face Alec.

"It's alright I guess" Alec shrugged, fighting back the envious feeling of Magnus dressing up Jacob and chose to ignore the fact he had just called Jacob his personal masterpiece.

"Well I think that's my cue to go, I hope to see you two later on the dance floor" And Jacob did his signature thumb gesture.

Alec waited till Jacob left the room to push the door shut. If looks could kill, Magnus would be choking on his own glitter till the slow release of death.

"Um you never told me you invited the werewolf" Alec muttered monotonously.

"I wasn't aware that I needed your permission" Magnus challenged and brushed back his hair in the process.

Alec went for the sympathetic approach and in a soft voice he said, "It's just ever since he came here, you just can't stop going gaga all over him"

Magnus decided to play innocent "Well look at him - why wouldn't you go gaga over him?"

Alec spluttered, coughed and choked at the same time "That's beside the point" He clenched his jaw.

"What's the point Alec? You said you wanted a secret relationship and then now you're jealous I'm spending time with another guy…" Magnus was now lying on the bed perched on his elbow.

"I'm not jealous" Alec quickly said.

"Why are you even angry then?"

When Alec is left speechless, Magnus stands up and walks closer to him. He gently lifted Alec's chin "So yeah why are you angry hmm. Tell me please"

Alec just stood still, completely hypnotised by Magnus' emerald eyes.

"That's what I thought" Magnus smirked and as he turned around, he slowly peeled his shirt off his back.

Alec swallowed, as he watched his boyfriend get changed in front of him, or at least that's what he thought he was doing? In an unexpected high pitch voice, he said, "Magnus turn around…If you like this Jacob so much… I can be better than him" Alec winced at his choice of words.

Magnus nodded his head as he sauntered towards the vanity table. He opened his drawers and pulled out a giant lollipop and ever so seductively placed it in between his teeth. Alec swore he heard him growl. As Magnus neared closer to wide eyed Alec, he found himself walking backwards until he fell onto the bed.

Magnus whispered into his ear in a husky voice "Put your money where your mouth is, baby" Alec was left with a lollipop in his mouth.

Jace was sitting on the couch still filing his nails, when he heard a purring sound through the closed bedroom That's it, I'm outta here.

Two hours later… somewhere in Central Park

Jacob was in aftershock after finding out about the truth of Clary and Jace - she was in love with her brother.

"What? Did you guys know they were related?" Jacob said exasperated, so shocked that he even stopped in the middle of the road to ask this question.

The fairies were fluttering on top of his head. The yellow haired, April smacked the back of his head to force him to move out of the way, "You're not with the latest gossip. Why?"

"I'm sorry that I just found out that My-Sister-From-Another-Mister is in love with her brother? Shadowhunters think they're Egyptian Royals?" Jacob said hysterically. He pointed to the vulture "You're a shadowhunter right – are you in love with your brother? Are you going to marry him in the future?"

Isabelle rolled her eyes, "No my brother's gay…Oh crap, I shouldn't have said that"

"I knew it! I told you guys" Nora, the purple haired fairy shrieked in glee, she always had the most accurate gaydar.

Isabelle stomped her foot with her stiletto "Everyone here, shut your lips. It's meant to be a secret"

They made it to Magnus' loft in no less than 30 minutes. They stepped over a passed out downworlder on the first couple of steps leading to the apartment's front door. The sight which met them, when they entered was like no other.

Magnus was singing or maybe screaming into a giant lollipop, which he used as a microphone. Cleary he was out of his mind at this moment. He twisted his dishevelled hair, decorated with streamers and confetti like there was no tomorrow.

"I make them good boys go bad…good boys go bad…soooo bad" He slurred as he pointed with two thumbs towards Alec.

Alec was responding very well to Magnus, evident by enthusiastic pelvis thrusts.

Isabelle's jaw dropped and then Alec went, "Woot woot" with a big lollipop stuck in his mouth matching big ass yellow with black stripe sunglasses.

"Really? It's a secret!" Cole, the third fairy raised an eyebrow and then laughed her head off.

Isabelle sighed then muttered "Damn, I need a drink" (AN: Please pronounce damn like Akon's Sexy Bitch)

The ghetto lyrics and music was getting Jacob in the mood. He was over the Clary and Jace shenanigans, distracted by the way Isabelle sashayed to the drinks table. She turned back and Jacob swore she winked at him, as if she was beckoning him towards her. Not really but a guy can dream. Nevertheless, he was lured to follow the good looking stranger. She poured herself a ladle of fruit punch into a cup and he grabbed the first slice of an untouched cake.

"Are you ok? As in that's not the first time Turtleneck has done that right?" Jacob said because she looked traumatised from the funny sight. But adorably traumatised he decided.

"Do you mean Alec and how do you know him anyway?" Isabelle eyed him down suspiciously. Since when is Alec friends with werewolves? Stylish looking werewolves? Why are the good ones always gay? Damnit Janet! His leather jacket was torn from the motorbike accident which made her lose her train of thought as she found herself staring at his revealed bare skin…above his navel.

Jacob attempted to change the subject not wanting to bring up how he met Alec "This is good cake, you should try it"

Isabelle snapped out of her lustful delusions, at the compliment of her own cooking. She immediately gushed "Yeah I know!" She felt the urge to rejoice that she was a good chef after all. Yet, she didn't want to appear egotistic so she grabbed the nearest random's arm "Did you hear that? My cake is good!"

"Please don't kill me" the random quickly said. "I'll eat your cake if you don't talk to me"

Jacob laughed at the fear this vulture could trigger out of anybody.

"So who are you?" Isabelle suddenly asked, as he noticed his laughter.

"Oh I'm Jacob" He wiped crumbs off his hands and shook her tattooed hand.

"I'm Isabelle" She smiled charmingly.

Jacob froze at her smile but then realised what she had said, his grip tightened.

"Uh can I have my hand back?"

"Unfreaking believable" Jacob almost wanted to scream and burn all the images of Bella out of his head.

"Hey! I gave you my real name!" Isabelle said with feigned hurt and tugged her hand back.

"Can I have the fake name instead?" Jacob replied with no energy, wishing this was a nightmare.

Isabelle gasped, "Give me back my cake!" and in the process she tried to stab his hand with the fork.

"No way, this is mine! Get your own" Jacob snapped out of his trance and sheltered his cake like it was gold.

"I made this cake, moron! Insulting my name is like insulting my cake!" She threw his cake to the floor.

"Well that was just mean" Jacob pouted and Isabelle tried to hide her smile as she headed to join Alec and Magnus on the dance floor.

For 3 whole weeks in New York, Jacob thought he could finally get over his unrequited love, which successfully did work. He could proudly say he did not think about the Forks drama until the most beautiful girl said her name was freakin' Isabelle. It didn't take long for images of Bella to bombard through his skull. He saw Bella in his rabbit pressing the horn because she said the sound reminded her of a cow. She had this weird obsession with cows that always confused Jacob till this day. He shook his head, trying to replace the memory with something else. Now, he sees Bella walking on the beach, he tries to hold her hand but she growls. He remembers feeling scared but that's short lived when she trips, rolls on the pebbly sand and into the waves. Clumsy was an understatement. Then there were the days in the garage, where Jacob would be bobbing his head to rock music on the radio until it was always abruptly paused by Bella. He sighed. Damn her and her lack of taste in music.

The loud music returned him to the present, and he saw Isabelle flick her long black hair as she twirled with her brother and Magnus. It was very easy to spot her in the dance floor and he instantaneously smiled. Seeing her have fun made his heart skip a beat. Even though, she has a name similar to Isabella, Bella wouldn't be caught dead in stilettos like that let alone dancing liberally. Hell, why am I even comparing them in the first place. Except for their name, they didn't have a thing in common.

All of a sudden Jacob noticed a slightly overweight and profusely sweating redheaded guy who couldn't dance reach out for Isabelle's hand and she smiled politely. He twirled her around which looked awkward and yet Isabelle still was having a good time. But the sight of someone who was both red head and glistening just reminded him of Edward, oh hell no he snapped. He would not let the second girl he really liked be stolen by this Edward wannabe…it was time to step up, he breathed in and out and took giant strides towards Isabelle.

He managed to give the guy the biggest dirty look he could before he wrapped his arm around Isabelle's lower back "What are you doing? Let me go!" Isabelle tried to protest but inside, she was grinning like a fool, about time mister.

Jacob whispered into her ear, tempted to sniff her hair "I just want to talk to you, let's go outside to talk somewhere quiet".

They heard the pulsing music fade as they approached the staircase outside the front door.

Isabelle made herself comfortable on the third step "We're here, so speak!"

Jacob stood awkwardly against the wall, twiddling his thumbs "Yeah umm I was saving you from that redhead creep"

Isabelle raised an eyebrow, "Sure sure. Besides, technically it was bronze hair"

Jacob stopped twiddling his thumbs and kicked the wall behind him, "Oh great, are you serious? It's not even his real hair! And besides he was sweaty and he was all over you..." He shuddered

Isabelle loved seeing Jacob get mad, "I prefer to think that it was glistening - but whatever you so called 'saved' me and now what hmm?" She challenged.

Jacob looked down at his shoes and muttered; "I just wanted to say sorry for acting like a jerk over your name" he looked up at her through his eyelashes.

Isabelle was so close to getting up just to pinch his cheeks but she resisted and tried to act nonchalant, "Yeah what the hell was that?"

Jacob took his time to explain his dilemma "Yeah let's just say, I knew this other girl, same name who broke my heart…alright it's one letter difference and she prefers Bella, but it's still God's cruel joke that the first girl I actually am interested in is named after her".

Isabelle was surprised at his honest answer and decided to stop teasing him…for now "You're interested in me? I thought you were gay, I mean you're wearing Magnus' clothes and you had a nickname for my gay brother".

Jacob coughed on his own spit. He wasn't homophobic but that caught him off guard .

"No no no, what kind of conclusion is that?"

"Well how do you know them anyways, you're friends with Clary and you seem to know everything, yet you just popped out of nowhere"

"Wait is this upsetting you?" If there was one thing Jacob couldn't handle it was a crying teenage girl.

"Oh please" She turned her eyes on him, which demanded the truth.

" Well you're right I did pop out of nowhere" Jacob shrugged.

"Yeah what does that even mean?" Isabelle raised her hands.

"OK ok ok… I was in Seattle when I saw this suspicious guy who turned out to be Magnus; he was with turtleneck, your brother… And here I am as a wolf thinking wonder what those two are doing at the middle of the night. And no joke - a swirl appeared in the sky"

"A portal?" Isabelle said boredly.

"Yeah but have you seen the rocky horror show? Where they do the time warp? That's what I call the portal" Jacob demonstrated with the pelvic thrust grinning cheekily as he caught Isabelle checking out his ass.

"So you jumped through the portal and haven't returned since. When did this happen?"

"Three weeks ago but don't worry my friends and dad know - it's all good. And besides, New York is just starting to get more interesting" Jacob smirked.

Isabelle stood up and fixed her dress. She cocked her head to the left as if she was studying him for a lab assignment. Jacob saw her bite her lip. Isabelle connected the dots, three weeks ago. The cemetery. Magnus and girl talk. Hot naked guy falling into his lounge room out of nowhere. Naked. Isabelle repeated in her head. He is so the naked guy.

She didn't know how, but she found herself inches away from his face. Her hand gripped on his shirt.

His deep brown eyes set her on fire "So now you believe I'm NOT gay?"

"Well maybe I still need some convincing" Isabelle's voice came out more sultry than usual.

Jacob leaned his face closer to hers, his breathe mingled with hers…

AN:

We're back, babies! It's been so long, we missed you all and sorry for the VERY late update…we'll try not to repeat it. So we've rewarded you with an extra LONG chapter for Malec and Isacob (Our star pairing! Woohoo!)

Clace and surprise pairing coming next week. Three words to describe that chapter shall be… fire, mistaken identity and rabbit ;)

Oh, we decided no questions, since you are curious minds, you may ask us questions…about anything even the random. So please R&R ;)

PS:

To: The Cat

In reply to your review, not that Mr Sparkly Pants but another version is in this chapter. Sorry that other one will be in LATER chapters, please continue to read our story. We think our story is worth reading because of his absence. Hehehe.

From: MPDinNYC126