Hey guys. Sorry I didn't update sooner, but I was at my cousin's house all weekend and I was trying to write with him around but just couldn't. But it doesn't matter because here it is. :D I hope you guys like it. But this chapter is where the drama starts and this is where how it starts to be like how it happened with me. Sam's mom is like my dad, Sam's Aunt is like my sister. And Sam's cousin is like my mom. It Sam sees OOC, well you kind of have to figure because of the type of story. And for those who saw "iSpace Out" didn't you love Sam's line "Why you so stupid" haha it was awesome.

The disclaimer is that I do not own iCarly. If I did my Seddie/Jathan dream I had the other day would really happen. But I do own the inspiration for the characters in this chapter. I also own the names Andrea, Bill, and Frankie.

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Sam's POV

Ugh! Stupid dork. I thought he was actually going to ask me out. I know what you're thinking, 'Sam Puckett liking Freddie Benson will never happen in a million years. Right?' Well wrong, Freddie and I have actually grown closer over the past couple of months. Sure he's still a nub, but he's a cute nub. But since what just happened twenty seconds ago, he's less cute and more of a nub.

I walked into the living room. I saw my lazy mother and pregnant Aunt Andrea watching TV. You see my Aunt Andrea is only 6 years older than me. Yeah I know gross. That makes me wonder about my grandparents… yuck. So anyway, she's getting a divorce from her husband Bill (the jackass). So until she finds an apartment, she's staying with us. "Mom… Aunt Preggers. What smells so good?"

No answer. It's like I'm invisible. Andrea rolled her eyes. "Frankie is making your favorite. Ham and mash potatoes" I grinned. Frankie knows me so well. Frankie is my older cousin. Well actually he's my Mom's cousin, but still, he's still my cousin. Ever since my dad left us, he's been helping us out a lot.

"Dinner's ready" I heard Frankie yell from the kitchen.

He didn't have to tell me twice. I ran into the kitchen. I grabbed a plate and my silver wear. I started to serve myself. I grabbed a large slice of ham. I had to make sure I the edge with the little bit of fat. Frankie knew that was my favorite part of the ham. I put half a plate of mash potatoes onto my plate and grabbed a can of Pepi Cola out of the fridge and ran into the dining room. I sat in my usual seat and started to dig in.

Andrea sat across from me with only a tiny slice of ham and a little bit of mash potatoes. I hate how she is almost 7 months pregnant and you can barely tell that she's pregnant. I mean seriously, I thought women were supposed to get all big and eat for two. Andrea looked at me with discuss. "Gross. Sam you're eating like pig."

My mother walked in the dining room. She sat the head of the table, "That's because she is one." I ignored her little comment and continued to eat. "If she keeps eating like that, she won't me a pig" my mom paused "She'll be a cow." Okay… that got my attention. Andrea and my mom busted out laughing.

Oh I was mad. How dare she? But I'll be damned if she sees my anger this early in the game. "You're one to talk mom. When was the last time you fit into a size 14?" 'Game, set, match mom.' I thought to myself. I smirked as I drink my soda. I knew I won this round.

My mom chuckled. Wait WHAT!!!!!!!!!! Why is she chuckling? You don't chuckle when you just lost. "Sweetie, I might be fat and I fine with that. But with your hips, tummy, and ass, if you keep eating like you do you are going to be worst than me. And then everyone will be calling you Shamoo and feeding you fat cakes."

GR. I. HATE. THAT. WOMAN. "Go to hell mom." I got up and ran upstairs. I slammed my bedroom door and put my PearPod into my PearHome. (A/N Like the iHome) I turned the volume all the way up so I could block out their laughter. I could feel my eyes watering up and I felt a huge lump in my throat. But I wasn't going to cry. It's not worth it.

I walked over to fall length mirror. I looked at myself. 'I'm not fat… am I?' I thought to myself. 'No Sam. Your mom is a bitch. She's trying to break you." I know I'm not fat, but maybe a diet wouldn't be so bad. I could even join a sport. That way I can sweat the fat off.

I grabbed my PJ's and changed into them. I put my hair up into a ponytail and got into my bed. I don't care if it is too early, I'm going to bed. Hopefully tomorrow is better.

I closed my eyes and opened them quickly. I heard my ringtone to 'Naturally' "Ugh! What does Freddie want now? He already humiliated me today."

I grabbed my phone from my night stand. I flipped in open and saw he sent me a text.

From: Freddork

Carly can't make it 2 the movies Sat.

So it's jst the 2 of us (:

Tech Wiz Freddie

"YES!" I smiled as I closed my eye and went to sleep.

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I heard my alarm from my phone. I turned it off still half asleep. I got out of bed and picked out a pair of my jeans and my 'Uncle Female' Penny tee. I put on my shirt and jeans, but something wasn't right. My jeans were too tighter than usual. "I can't go to school like this."

I took my jeans off and pulled put a pair of sweat pants. "Yeah this diet is definitely a good idea."

I put them on and brushed my hair. I ran downstairs and grabbed my backpack. I opened the front door. "Hey what about breakfast" I heard Frankie yell.

"Sorry, I'm late." I ran out the door. I wasn't late and besides, why would I care if I was late. I just don't need to ruin my diet.

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I walked into school and saw Carly and Freddie standing by your locker. "Hey Carls, Fredweird"

"Hey"

"Hola"

I chuckled. I love his random Spanish. "Sup?"

"Nothing. Oh look there's Chris, He asked me out to go to the amusement park on Saturday. Later guys."

"Later" I turned to Freddie. 'Wow Freddie looks so cute with his hairs brushed and his… wait Sam focus. He'll notice you're drooling.' "So I'm guessing that's why she can't make it."

Freddie face dropped. He looked really nervous. "Haha… um… yeah… ha… ha." Freddie got something out his backpack. "I brought you a fat cake." He had his signature smiles."

I almost grabbed it but remembered my diet. I frowned. "Um sorry Freddie. My cousin made me a big breakfast this morning."

His smile turned into a frown. I hated lying to him. "Oh…. Okay. So how about I walk you home again?" He smiled

"Can't. I joined the volleyball team." Once again he had the frown. "Btu you can come and watch and walk me home after practice." I smiled

His frowned turned into a smile "Sounds like a plan." The bell rang. "Come one let's get to homeroom"

This day is going to be perfect.

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